#no more throwing tomatoes at anon they’re cool. we’re throwing flowers now

[nekropsii]

okay.

cronus hot anon back at it again.

i read your stuff and checked out as much of openbound as i could, and id like to formally retract my statement.

I fucking Dunning–Kruger effected myself. I didnt know he was that bad. I am so sorry for just coming to your house and being rancid on your furniture.

cronus is fucking horrible, jesus christ.

This is so funny. Here’s to hoping you feel better soon, lmao.

But also, this goes to help prove the long-running pet theory that most people who thinks Cronus is hot or are Into Him don’t actually know anything about him. If it makes you feel better, what just happened with you here is relatively common, I see people (especially younger people, like early-mid teens) get super into this guy, only to realize later through actually reading the Openbounds or something that he’s so fucking bad it’s triggering for them or something.

Half the time those kids’ll say they got into him because some older fans in their circle were batting hard for him and that just feels… Frightening…? Like a niche version of those older fans back in the day that would bat hard for Bro Strider to kids Dave’s age. Like, get the fuck out of there!!

Anyway- Glad you were willing to hear me out, anon. I sincerely hope you have a good day, despite this horrible little revelation you just had, lol.