#no kidding guys i downloaded it cause it was free but actually seeing heid text i just-

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Headcanon / Analysis Post -

you guys aren't ready for the sheer amount of weird hyper-focus I have experienced while playing this game. side-note; i actually recommend powerwash simulator, it's legit nice to just bum out to - but, i digress! let's talk about heid ! i'm going to seperate this into three posts because i dont want one post to be HUGE with images & text.

firstly, his whole /THING/ with hojo !

in all of the screenshots below, heidegger is shit-talking hojo in one way or another. first-up - he challenges him to set one of his experiments against the guard scorpion / sentinel and even offers himself up as a test subject if he loses. this man is so confident, it makes me sick. the other thing that stands out to me is how he says 'to prove just how wrong he is' - this man. smh. heid straight up has zero doubts in anything he ever does.

in the second screenshot, heid refers to hojo as a 'smug hack' - man DOES NOT like hojo. he also mentions how hojo turns his creations into 'macabre monstrosities', which obviously shows us that although heid doesn't really care morally re hojo's experiments, he is disturbed by them.

the final thing is how heid takes a loss & his subsequent dig of hojo again - he takes the loss as 'ah well, oops, i'll get hojo back!'. he refers to him as a 'long-haired lunatic' (we'll come to see, heid has beef with dudes who don't cut their hair).

what do i take from all of this? heid's got a real beef with hojo. i would argue it's a two-way back and forth and that the pair of them are equally as antagonistic to each other. i don't think that this is a jokey, teasing each other sort of friendship. i think that they seriously dislike each other. i also find it very endearing that heid calls someone else smug. 🥺