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Every time a pet dies on the side of the road, car culture becomes more and more evil.
#no jokes here besties#the anxiety I feel when I drive and I see these beautiful dogs and cats on the road covered in blood is insurmountable#I was on my way to my favorite coffee place and this darling puppy was sniffing along the main road#when I tell you I screamed “puppy!!” in terror...#kiya's pissed#<- new tag#fuck car culture
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part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)
part 2 (on welt and being just a human)
#remember how in second eruption welt keeps getting covered in blood edgelord style whenever he fights??? yeah#wait first off#hi3#honkai impact 3rd#welt yang#void archives#voidwelt#my doodles#okay anyways. VA isnt human but they haven't been in a “human” body for very long so i reckon there's a lot of new experiences to make#and. i dont think he gets to be dignified enough NOT to be whiny about it. cmon. itd be so funny#second of all sure welt is human but that dude's real used to not giving a shit abt how he's doing and acting like a robot instead of a per#cuz he's got more “important” shit to do#(that's so fucking real of him man ME TOO BESTIE)#also as i told kai: that last panel is not a look of surprise or horror. i tagged this as voidwelt for a reason#i think we all know what kinda look this is#edit: and why tf would they be fighting sky people? why can they bleed? dont ask me im here to draw gay people covered in blood#edit 2: oh my god i didnt add the blood in the first panel. THATS WHAT THE JOKE REVOLVES AROUND???
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Look, I don't know what's going on here, but I feel things
#this art was sooo different but my bestie kept joking about the ring#so i thought might as well put a ring on it heh#and now it's barely visible but it's here#tragic husbands au????#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun vash#trigun fanart#trigun 98#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun nicholas#trigun maximum#trigun manga#vash x wolfwood#vashwood#wolfwood
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(Also) queer manager: if you find me walking out into the road to get hit by a truck and laying there don’t worry. It’s for the best.
Me, whose trying to get some(thing): Bitch I ain’t got time for that I got plans.
#listen I’m all for suicide jokes bestie but homegirl got plans and the last thing I need is to be stuck here talking to the cops#while I’m trying to hit on some girls at a party#personal
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People are so convinced this is appealing to a male gaze, but tbh, I feel like it’s proven more appealing to the female gays—I mean gays—I mean—oh, you get what I mean 👀
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#falin dungeon meshi#falin touden#we stand for farcille superiority on this blog#farcille#I feel like this joke has been made before by this point probably but it needs to be made more#So here you go#lesbian visibility really popped off with this fandom bestie xD
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the real joke here is that i'm pretty sure fake pep is like totally average person height, it's just that the rest of this cast are fuckin pipsqueaks
hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette]<-u are here [peppino] [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]
#regardless of what i said abt the noise these two are DEFINITELY besties#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#noisette#gustavo is 1 foot tall to me. peppino is not more than 4'. they are funny little cartoons and fake pep is just. a guy.#brick is at LEAST six feet tall though idk whats up with him. huge rat#only cute fake peps in this one...u will get The Beast next one though. next one is with peppinooooo...#framing of it is proving to be a bit of a pain though so im prolly gonna do a silly aside thing first#arting#there is not really a joke with the tip jar btw i just needed fp to be....doing something. boring if he just sits there.#Popular post#i dont have anything else to say here except to bitch about how utterly fucked the framing and perspetive of this one is oops#pizzaposting
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POV you’re plotting the demise of people with the bestie
#the great ace attorney spoilers#the great ace attorney#mael stronghart#hart vortex#sketches#shitpost#''the bestie'' being jigoku#is it ooc? sure but it's funny to me so i don't really care#im here for the jokes lol
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tzk..useless
this gifset goes out to @respectthepetty because we are in this trainwreck together
and also @petrichoraline for getting me the tags 💛
#kiseki: dear to me#kiseki dear to me#kisekifunnygifs#kdtm#chen yi x ai di#chen yi x eddie#chenyieddie#eddie x chenyi#eddie x chen yi#eddiechenyi#aidichenyi#mygifs#aren't you all glad i am here now?#i am joking#and no i did not do this gifset to avoid watching the newst ep..nooh nahh#never#and not i did not beg my bestie petri to get me tags#NOO- never happend
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so long master kuea
#the loyal pin#V CLASSIC JOKE but after episode 9 it was necessary#and my bestie jess wanted to share it so here it is
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you aren’t the real Shakespeare he’s dead. Why would you pretend to be a historical figure that’s evil.
get unfollowed
i feel like the real question here would be why you were following me in the first place tbh
#OH MY GAWD#laughing so hard rn#i. i have been pretending to be shakespeare (as a complete joke) for EIGHT MONTHS NOW#and you JUST REALISED#and you literally followed me-#the joke’s on you here bestie#shakespeare approves#asks#gimmick blog#also anon don’t you fucking dare go after the rest of the history gimmicks we’re literally just silly people#who you clearly hate to see enjoying themselves#must suck to be a bitter weirdo proving every stereotype about anonymous gimmick hate…
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Puyo/Madou, meet ISAT. ISAT, meet Puyo/Madou. I'm sure you have everything in common and this is not at all a completely random crossover of my two current interests
#dont look at Salde for rhe love of my sanity do not even percieve Salde i dint kwno what ifmf doing g#art#fanart#ISAT#puyo puyo#in stars and time#madou monogatari#kitscribbles#sig puyo puyo#schezo wegey#arle nadja#ringo ando#sig really do be sig no last name#prince salde#their ages are different in this one. oldest to youngest - schezo > arle > sig > ringo > salde#you see that stubble on Sig thats baby stubble. thats unfortunate facial hair on a teenager#sometimes it works out for people still in their teens but not sig#Ringo is!! Perhaps a bit too young to travel!! She's basically a foreign exchange student#i have to admit all the roles and dynamics in ISAT are NOT 1:1 in this AU#i have it all mixed up#when i say sig and schezo are besties i mean theyre both awkward with people they just happen to have an understanding. also sig bullies hi#Sig is he/they here!! I dont usually mess with canon genders (hella respect those who do) but honestly i just like it for Sig...#I still need to learn more about Salde but imma just go ahead and say that Salde is kid gender#Was tempted to hide Sig's lil hair thingies under his hat but then was like. Why would i do that#favorite joke in all this is that Schezo tried so hard to Change that he fucked up his own speech patterns and now socializing is. well#sig didnt shave before the loops and now he has to do that every time or suffer the teasing of his friends at some point in the house#thanks guys im going insane over here and youre laughing. going nonverbal now#How does Salde balance a fish on their head? uhhhhh well you see. have you ever balanced a massive bag of frozen peas#Salde doesnt cook but there's money in that fish. Nobody feels comfortable enough to ask a kid for cash but they WILL reward good behavior#in puyos and time
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I was too tired to stay on Philza's stream... But I am winning, ok?
Fitza staying as strong as ever.
I'll talk a bit about purgatory, since I didn't have time while it was happening.
During the purgatory, we all were thinking that Wallflower duo was dying, cuz they both hunt each other down, but in reality they only got stronger! They are one of the few duos who could kill each other and still stay besties for life. Closer to the end of the Purgatory, they met up and threw a dice together, laughing and joking. Even hugging!! They were in different teams, yet they still hugged and respected each other so much. The Eye B_tch tried to break Fitza up, but their not so platonic duo was stronger than that.
I think it's a stretch, but I felt very warm, when Phil woke up and called for Fit first. I dunno why, but they are very dear to me. Fit is Phil's closest friend and vice versa. So Phil waking up and seeking Fit is so sweet.
And now to yesterday's stream. I didn't watched it all, but I've had enough moments to speak of. Firstly, Fit greeting Philza right when the latter logged in, as they did wayy back, in the first few months of qsmp. Then Phil shows his crows his wings for the first time, which was already huge af. But then he trusted Fit enough to show them to him. And in reality, Phil just showed his greatest vulnerability and insecurity to this specific person, and if it's not the biggest gesture of trust I don't know what is. After Purgatory, they both were supposed to be colder to and be wary of each other, but no. They still confide in each other, being the most honest they can. Fit even apologized. And when Dadza called himself a dumbass, Fit quickly said he isn't one. I love them.
And then Phil and Fit spent a lot of time together, as they did before. Walking, talking, cleaning the server for their kids, joking about each other's d_c-. They're calm around each other, cuz they've known each other for years. I think it's a stretch once again, but I feel that Phil would show his wings to Fit first even if he had a choice.
And again, if we're going back more, when Phil saw the picture of the skull and called for Fit, the latter came almost immediately. After Crow started saying "stupid... Stupid bird brain" 2b2t veteran informed that he believed in existence of skull picture. War criminal sees that dadza starts to doubt in himself, so he reassures him and lets him join him and Pac in the dungeon. Putting friends before roommates (they are so gay, why is Fit in denial... No matter how jacked he is he can't beat Fitpac allegations).
They rotate in my head every second of the day. Their friendship is stronger than anything. If the world came crushing down, they're gonna be together. If one's in trouble the other is already planning the rescue mission. They know each other for a long time, they know how ruthless they can be, but they aren't afraid. They're here for each other. They put their trust in each other, giving each other access to private chambers (Fit's secret bedroom and kid's basement). They're prepared to break the rules, put oneself on the line for the other's sake. They even share illegal stuff with each other. Fit is bullets for Philza's gun. The best duo ever.
#qsmp#qsmp fitmc#qsmp philza#q fit#q philza#philza#qsmp fit#q fitmc#fitza#wallflowerduo#they're the besties. they're here for each other#their platonic love is something we should all strive to have#even when Fit couldn't speak freely; he still tried to warn Phil minutes before purgatory#and even though Phil asked 'are you hiding something' (paraphrasing cuz my memories suck) he didn't push it.#they know that they have some secrets they can't share but they feel comfortable enough to not push it. they don't need all the truth cuz#it's enough. they're enough for each other. they're friends. they're the boyz. they joke about each other's co-#i adore them sm#qsmp rambles#qsmp vod watching
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✧ — 𝐓𝐀𝐆 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄.
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#only if you want to of course !!!!!! 🥀💌☺️!#leg.txt#leg.about#my campaign that shimmering is a a*rlathan you dancing with the wolf while a diss track of him plays starts noww#(i don’t have a fic planned maybe maybe about this there isnt a scene like this that i have in mind thats sillyy)#speaking of ITS DRAGON GAME FALL BESTIES and that means that all of the songs pertain to a dragon game clown or two 🥀🤡🥰 <3!!!!#california if you altered to missing seasons in lothering + come get me out of hightown it will make you crazy 🥀😖💀😵💫 !!!!! <3#thats helaenas song now 🥀😌🤧!!#daffodil and imago are soooo irulanne coded its like they were written for her my GOD !!#like irulanne as a character and wee bits of lucanne here and there are captured so well 🥀🥰 <3#and speaking of songs that were written for clowns loud bark was written about lhysa actually (joking) djdhgcgx ITS JUST SO HER !!!!!!#loud bark just GETS lhysa to the letter i cant wait to yell about her and all of the clowns more oh my godd#rattling the bars of my enclosure i am STOKED#a wee tardy so if you have done this already please feel free to pass on this!!!!! 🥀🥰#lhysa is such a special oc to me she’s been a part of me since i want to say?? 2015/2016???? SHES THE BABY OF ALL TIME and i just adore her#and can’t wait to yell about this worldstate and the rooks and the a*rlathan prequel peace dragon game i missed youu 🥀🤧#*piece#moots and besties as always if you read this im baking you cookies ty tyy for listening to me yell 🥀😭🥺💌🥹 !!!!#okie dokie back to replaying dragon game 2 (i may not need to anymore buut we remain committed anything for fenlaena 🥀😤 <3!!)#i will catch up tag games at a reasonable hour onee day 🥀🥴💀<3
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Is it weird that whenever I think of Bestie, I think of a goth person into crystals and tarot, they have little spell jars and an herb garden. They have a black cat that Blake had to bribe with a copious amount of treats so it liked him.
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted bestie#i really hope their nickname is moonlight or my moon#if bestie is blakes moon theyre stuck in his orbit...*cough* shameless gravity joke here
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what if gaster keeps giving us eggs because idk it just fucking took kris ages to stop being clueless and crack theirs, and he's making fun of them across time and space for not realizing quicker because it was v obvious in hindsight. that's the secret that's all there is to it
(now with a companion doodle to vent out the insanity x)
#this is a joke#im not even gonna begin to try to understand whats up with the eggs#give up! that's my motto#deltarune#kris#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#gaster#ig that#undertale#is in here too#it's best if you ignore this post ive got like. a cold. im inhiherent besties#in other news i miss deltarune
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girl not to start anything and i don’t want y’all to take this the wrong way but . i don’t see the hawkahy at all like with most ships even if i don’t like / ship it personally i at least see the chemistry but with hawkahy i just don’t 😭
#like ??? hawk flirting with father mulcahy has always just seemed like a platonic oh this is funny because it’s a priest . like my flirting#with him is a joke#like i’m trying SOOO hard to put on the hawkahy glasses here and i cannot see SHIT#how mad would y’all be if i said they don’t even seem like they’re that close as friends 🏃♀️💨#they feel like they’re class besties . like how in highschool you’d have someone you’d always interact with in class and maybe nod to in the#hallway but never interacted with outside of that#THATS the energy hawkahy has to me#i’m not saying any of this to be mean like hawkahy objectively not a bad ship . there’s nothing wrong with it and if you ship it#good for you#this is just me PERSONALLY#i’ll still make hawkahy edits if y’all request them but idk idk idk#mash#mashposting#m*a*s*h#mash 4077#mashblr#hawkeye pierce#hawkeye#father mulcahy
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