#no i will never shut up about how incompatible vegeta and bulma are

[risingsouls]

[The shit I've heard Bulma say in SZ has me like. It's not really a spoiler but I'll put my bs under the cut 🤣]

So first thing was last night in the Sexist Gossip Room (the encyclopedia thing; I know they did it in the past but it just feels real sexist to have the women basically gossiping but whatever) with Nappa. So either Chi Chi or Videl mentions how Vegeta kills him and Bulma, rightfully disgusted (shockingly), is like "Ugh, yeah, he did it because Nappa was no longer "useful" to him." And I'm like hey wow I'm glad you were disgusted as you should be but you also married this man so uuuuuh.

But man my Vegeta muse really popped off in the shop. One of her lines in there was "I wish my husband would take me shopping more often" and I just...once a-fucking-gain, say you don't know your own husband without saying you don't know your own husband. Bro would DESPISE shopping and like??? You're wording it like he has money to spoil you with? You're a fucking billionaire Bulma, stop. This reeks of when she got mad at Yamcha for being fucking broke.

Tell me again how these two are couples goals.]