#no i shan't

[modmad]

AMAZING NEWS we are a mere $600 away from obtaining the GOOFY RGB MAGNETS! Could you be the one to push us over the stretch goal? Go and find out!

ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT! THE TPOH KICKSTARTER ENDS NEXT WEEK SO LET'S GO GO GO!

[fella-lovin-fella]

i want fields of mistria SO BAD!!! im gonna die 😭

[purplexiasphinx]

since pvp is enabled on my blog I'm going to make some enemies

+ bonus

[flower-dagger-gay]

Only one of them has video proof of them walking on water btw

[queenhawke]

my curse is that i have the goth/emo heart of a hannigram shipper but i keep being hyperfixated on much sillier shows so i find myself thinking things like "tv on the radio's wolf like me is lowkey a braddavid song". like no it's not. stop that.

......but listen

[baronessblixen]

Why is People spoiling the whole thing in the article ?? Like I didn’t read it all because, let me discover what they say lol

I doubt it's the whole thing - I hope so, anyway. People called it an "intimate conversation". I'm just excited to hear them talk. It's funny that People published it today. Maybe they also got too excited, haha.

[madrigaljail]

ME: Ok, finally, it's been a year, now I can at long last begin the scene where those idiots kiss.

ALSO ME: Mariano Guzmán - the first one -  was by most accounts a wholly unpleasant person, but for all his failings he did know a thing or two about agriculture.

[chainsaw-to-the-heart]

"Bollocks...the dispatch assigned me to work overtime. It's a bloody holiday! Do they have no heart!?"

[andyoullhearitagain]

Me editing a post I made ten minutes ago to add five more tags of meta commentary.

[saryasy]

oh the way Eddie is all over the newst abc post without technically being in it

[grindset]

if missus rin don't hurry up and get back here a bitch might just have to steal ha man bcuz why lee know lookin so scrumptious lately

[transpidergwen]

When the band, choir and theater kids all get turned and come marching at you with rhythm on their lips, smooth moves with their hips, hunger in their eyes and OH GOD YOU JUST GOT BIT.

The seconds you spent mesmerized allowed them to encircle you from behind, and now you've joined them to help spread the groove to anything that moves.

Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.

[the-evil-pizza]

reeve: *sits in on every single important meet up with the president*

reeve while piloting around his cat fursona: Oh poor ol' me? Oh i'm just a simple shinra employee, the bottom of the barrel really

[kanronotatsu]

uhhh. tumblr, what is this? will i get dragged into the dark dimension if i click the link????

[godzillaswaisttrainer]

Broke: adopt a child

Woke: borrow your boyfriend's

[doctor-wonder]

As long as I get to keep the womb when I'm done, I can't wait for science to catch up with trans womb transplants smh

Would you get pregnant, carry, and birth a baby for $600,000,000