#no hate i just see take all the time and eveyone is missing a huge factor in why Billy isnt being debated THE COMICS the thing the MCU is

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Ok I'm gonna say something and I don't want it misconstrued. I'm all with you for hating how wlw relationships are handled or hell just how women are handled in the MCU. I love that Agatha is a lesbian in the MCU(cus she is), I'm hoping Viv Vision is wlw if they bring her in, I wish America was explicitly a lesbian. But also these characters don't exist in a void, and have existed decades before the MCU was even thought of. I think pitting Agatha vs Billy's reception by fans isn't a good comparison. no one is debating if Billy Kaplan is gay or bi because it's already done for us. In Young Avengers comics from the early 00s he comes out to his parents, he then goes on to say he's gay, and his wedding with Teddy Altman was a huge deal in comics. Agatha Harkness isn't queer in the comics so we don't have that framework look back at. Again Agatha is a lesbian to me, her bracelet was lesbian colors, and I'm all for critiquing the MCUs queer rep but it's not a fair comparison to go 'Billy Kaplan isn't getting this treatment' cus Billy Kaplan has been an established Gay character for going on 20 years, while Agatha hasn't.

I find it interesting that no one question that Billy is gay. He's only shown having a male love interest so it's a fair assumption. Trying to give him a female love interest would (rightfully) be considered homophobic. But when Agatha was only shown having a female love interest or having an interest in women, calling her a lesbian and not wanting her to be given a male love interest is considered "biphobic". The double standard between female and male characters who are only shown in same-sex relationships is interesting. One is automatically seen as gay, while the other "might be bi". Why the double standard, I wonder?

ps: I feel the need to precise that I'm pansexual. I love bi/pan representation in media. This post is not about characters that are canonically bi/pan. This is more about how most people have no issue calling Billy gay while calling Agatha a lesbian has caused some discourse lately.

ps 2: Agatha is a lesbian

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My Eddsworld MLP AU explained in summary

Yes I have an ew Mlp au shocker I know

Ok so basically Edd is a pony thats living in ponyville and is uhh basically kinda broke, he is a struggling artist (youd think ponies should get pay more since they gotta draw with their hooves and mouth but whatever) he is living in a small cottage in the city and can barley even pay his rent, and hes a big dorky shy earth ponies so trying to get his art attention other than media is hard work. One day, this evil pony man is wanted, It's Tord, (and hes actually evil in this its not like his eddsworld counterpart who is evil and dumb like hes actually a threat think of Tempest shadow from the mlp movie)

Tord has captured one of the ponies from the Canterlot royal family, thats when youve known youve FUCKED UP. (If youve watched MLP you know) Its Matt. Sure, hes not as high up as say Luna and Celestia's family, but eveyone in Caterlot knows who he is and hes basically a preppy fancy bitch boy and this and never had a real childhood and was always protected, so this is a big deal, Matt was kinda like the baby boy of his family, always pure and fancy, always getting his way like the bitch he is

so anyways, Tord captures this mf cause hes mr evil pony man and why you ask?? Well, everyone thinks its because Tord is jealous and wants to tord-ture him, Tord is very little-known in all of Equestria so everyone dosent know a lot about him, they just know hes evil as shit and lives in a land of fire and evil-ness, Well, Tord actually isnt as evil as ponies think, hes kinda dumb, hes just more evil than EW Tord, nah, everyones wrong, Tord actually wants to be with Matt, thats right Tord wants love, because hes fucking gay, he makes it clear by enslaving him, but everyones too worried about Matt to see the gayness because they are dumb.

so anyways Tord has enslaved bitch boy in his land, wanting to keep him to hinself, of course matt hates this, this news spreads all over Equestria, Edd sees the poster: The poster explains what is going on, and the poster offers TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF bits to whoever saves Matt and returns him back to the royal family, this is Edd's wake up girl boss slay moment, fuck yes, finally, he can pay his rent and buy better artist equipment and shit like that! Edd is ready.

Edd is dumb and assumes that Tord is holding Matt hostage in Canterlot, so Edd takes the train there, big news headass, either Tord or Matt is there, what did you expect. One of Lunas Royal Guards (its night time during this btw) sees Edd and starts laughing at him during his duty of watching over Lunas side of the castle "What?? what's so funny you eyeless bitch??" "youre like....the 100th person Ive seen travel over here to try and find prince Matt. You look like a simple ponyvillian, youll have no luck here, I have dragons coming here and everything."

Edd asks Tom if he can help him, Edd sees Tom as someone who stands out compared to the other bat ponies, "can you help me??" "What??? fucking no are you crazy??" "But you're....a royal guard? And a strong bat pony...I'll need your help, I'm just an artist!" "Nah, I'm just doing this for Luna." Thats right, Toms a huge fucking Simp for Luna, he does whatever she tells him to do, hes one of her biggest fans, thats why he took this job, at home, hes just a normal dude. Luna comes out and hears their convo Luna promises Tom a kiss if Tom helps Edd and saves Matt. "Fuck." "arent you meant to be going in ponies dreams at this time, MIss children of the night?" Edd asks "fuck them kids" 7. Tom takes edd in the castle and gets him a knight costume "Youre a big guy. Youll need something like this." Night bat pony guard Tom and ponyville earth pony knight Edd then go on their way to save Matt

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A WILD thought just crossed my head but a Cats High School Teachers AU? It would be ✨glorious✨

Just imagine!!

Jennyanydots would totally be a language teacher That's how we call it in my country lmao language and communications. It's basically grammar and literature ANYWAY that is also kind of a mother for kids who need help. She would totally and absolutely be that Miss Honey kinda Vibes™ teacher that always has a kind word for you and if she sees you crying, she will protect you with her life (And also maybe she has this huge bag filled with napkins and sweets). She's strict tho. But not in a mean way. She doesn't just gift grades, she makes you work for it. You can turn up your paper again, but it will have 300 corrections. But she will praise your efforts and help you overcome your difficulties.

Skimble gives me such Math Teacher That Always Has a Story and Rarely Actually Teaches The Class kinda vibes. His class is always on the most absolute of silence and no one ever DREAMS of pranking him. The kids knoooow that they can say "Hey, mr Skimbles I heard you were on a train once" and boom he will tell you all these stories about his time being in charge of the Northern Mail. He has told the story sooooo many times that the children once put on a play with one of the stories for Teachers Day or smtn. He was moved to tears

Demeter would absolutely be an art teacher and be the most understanding teacher ever. She's patient and kind and she will give you a day more to bring in your work if you need it. She also always has a way to find hurt kids. Coming from an abusive background herself, she's quick to act whenever she feels a child migh need any type of help. She ended up being That Teacher That Every LGBTQ+ Kid Befriends and she is proud to be helpful and provide love to those who need it. She's very close to Munk and is always helping with the props for the plays.

Bomba is a science teacher because I said so. And because she has a similar vibe to most of my science teachers when I was in school lmao. She's funny and charismatic and pretty laid back. And you never know what to expect from her. The kids love her bc she might spend some class talking all about formulas and next class is "Hey kids wanna learn how to make EXPLOSIONS??" they never actually blow up something, but she makes the lab classes the best thing.

Munkustrap is an absolute history teacher. No questions asked. The man knows how to narrate every historical moment like you were there. He has a silver tounge (pun intended). And he always tries to teach the most he can, because history is just so broad and there is so much to talk about. And he definetely would answer all the questions, even the more weird ones. He's called by kids the Protector because even when he's easly the most strict teacher ever, he would never let anyone bad mouth his students. No matter how chaotic the class was, he will always tell them that as long as they learned something, they won. He also works in the theatre departement, so the theatre kids are in love with the guy. They tried to set him up with Demeter in a play, but gave up after a half hour speech on how they shouldn't be involved in their teachers personal lifes.

Tugger is obviously a music teacher. He is that laid back, friendly and overall awesome teacher that everyone just loves. He plays any instrument you can think of and will teach you if you ask. As a joke, a whole class asked to learn the bagpipes and when next class this rockstar of a teacher appeared with a fucking bagpipe and a whole lot for the kids they fucking LOST IT. He will help you with practice and if you want to get into serious music, then he will absolutely root for you. He has a song composed for every teacher and absolutely everyone hates him for this. He's also with the theatre kids and always helps with plays maybe to mess with Munk, maybe he likes the attention. He's also in charge of music and dance presentations and he abuses his powers greatly. And everytime a class graduates he says that he doesn't really cares that much (is the circle of life, baby) but will shed silent tears everytime bc he's gonna miss the kiddies.

Misto's obviously a dance teacher. Duh. He might be an ex student for the same school. He's fresh out of college and he sometimes doesn't know what to do, but he tries really hard. And he's harsh as fuck for the same reason. He always wears a tuxedo to class and a bowtie bc he tought it was a formal thing and now it's kind of like "his thing". He's kind of cold at first and doesn't talk really that much, the kids first tought he hated them, but later found out that he just goes non verbal sometimes and designed a whole system to communicate instructions and corrections. Misto was so happy. And that's why there is a board on the classroom they use to dance. He's also one of the teachers that every LGBTQ+ kid loves, and he tries his best to support each one. And yes, every day they ask "DO THE CONJURING TURNS MR. MISTOFFELEES" and he gladly does. There was this rumor that he was magic bc once a kid saw him in a presentation out of school and they swear he sparkled out of the blue. He knows, and sometimes he would do little tricks for the kiddos for funs, and other teachers just to mess with them. He also goes to the teathre departement and it's constantly working with Tugger so the music and dance kids do presentations together. The kids ship it so hard

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer are the best gym teachers ever. They also are very new to this, but they make class the most fun thing ever. They teach sports and gymnastics with ease. And they have no mercy on dodge ball. No. Mercy. They once were playing on the field with the kids and hit Tugger on the head. The legend says that they ran across the school for all night. The truth is that they outrun Tugger, but not Munk.

Jellylorum is the school's nurse. She always has a tecito de hierbas for you. And she will always hear you and try to get you to be better. She has infinite patience for eveyone. And she always carries pads and tampons for the kids who may need it. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on? She's there too. She and Jenny have their officed flood on Mother's day because they are the second mothers of so many kids. She also catches up with ex-students and remember every name.

Gus is the official Theatre teacher. He is this old man who is so wise and strict, but just because he loves his craft so so much. Every year there is some kind of rumor that he might retire, but it never seemed to happen. He has a little office with so many photos and diplomas and it's just filled with memories. He is very harsh on the kids. Very. But they love him because he also can spend hours talking about his greatest performances on theatre. When he actually had to retire because he was starting to have very fragile health, everyone cried. They held a big play and he played Growltiger. No one had a dry eye that night. And he still visits the school from time to time. He goes to every play.

You might say that Old Deuteronomy is the principal and you would be very right. But this man was a teacher in his day. He taught philosophy and history and english and literature. He has more degreed that a high school teacher had to have, but he loved dearly the art of teaching. And he remembers every kid. Every morning he sits at the entrance and says to every one of them by name. He plays with the kids when his health let's him. He has a framed photo of him and Gus on their first years as teachers just along side a photo of the year Tugger joined Munkustrap on the school staff. And everyone is very sure that he might let Munkustrap take the position one day. He's also a kind soul. And will let kids tug on his beard. There was this christmas when he dressed up as santa and it was the sweetest thing ever.

Tantomille and Coricopat are philosophy teachers. They take turns doing classes and you will never know wich one taught you last class because they are in perfect sync. Their test are the most outlandish thing ever, and give points for "originality" wich is mostly just wich kid said the most weird but true thing. The kids are kinda scared of them. Just enough to not to mess up their classes.

I am not completely sure, but Alonzo being a spanish teacher just brings me so much joy. He's always teaching them songs and little games to learn spanish and the kids take total advantage of that just to mess with him. He never gets truly mad if they play a prank on him. And he's the Protector number 2 to the kids, bc he would absolutely turn up to a teachers reunion wet from head to toe and instead of tattle on the kids, he would just say it was an accident. Munk knows and always ends up catching the culprit, not always with Alonzo's help.

The Rumpus Cat is the school mascot.

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GH | 21. Sleeping Arrangements

GH 20  GH 22

Drew opened the door to Chase's apartment, or everybody's apartment really, and engulfed me in a warm 'welcome home' hug. I hugged him back with a huge smile on my face. I was so excited to spend time with the cast and obviously the reason for that was a terrible thing but at least I didn't have to go through it alone, which is what would've happend if Chase didn't invite me to stay with them. "Fucking finally!", the boy said, letting me go and helping me with my two suitcases. I didn't have as much stuff as it looked, even because we weren't sure how long this lockdown would last but, hey, I'm a woman, I like to be prevented for anything. And I had lots of sweatpants, my adored sweatpants, which take a lot of space in a single suitcase. "So, where's the so unsufferable child y'all keep complaining about?", I asked, walking further into the apartmant to the living room, where Chase, JD and Austin sat on the couch. "You arrived at the perfect time.", Chase got up to hug me, "He went to take a piss." "You could've just said Rudy went to the bathroom, I don't need to know what he does there.", we both laughed and the other guys hugged me too. "Where's Bailey?" "It was her turn to take out the trash.", JD answered and the front door opened right after he spoke, Madison walking in. "Kelly, my baby!" "Sup Bailey babe!", we hugged each other pretty much like Maddie and I did earlier. "Kelly?", Rudys voice sounded from the hallway and oh boy did I feel my insides tingle from excitement to see him. "It's me baby boy!" "Oh here we go.", Chase mumbled in an amused voice, stepping away from me. I looked at him questioningly but I didn't even had time to ask him anything because I was lifted by a pair of strong arms around my waist and, as an instinct, I wrapped my arms around the boy's neck and my legs around his waist while letting a tiny squeal from surprise. Eveyone was either laughing, smiling or 'awe'ing and I couldn't help but laugh too, both of embarassement and for finally hugging my favorite person. "I missed you!", Rudy said, wiggling our bodies from one side to another with each word he said. "I missed you too!", I kissed his forehead and he smiled adorably, putting me down and huggin me like a normal person. "Oh the quietness.", Drew said, from behind us, and was follower by JD. "The piece." "This is way too cute for me to handle.", Austin commented. "Shush!", I said, still wrapped in Rudy's arms. "Oh hun you're quarantining with us, better get used to it.", Bailey laughed. Rudy let me go and went to the kitchen, asking me if I was hungry on his way there. I said yes and he got all excited saying he would make me something he just learned to do. Safe to say I melted. He was adorable. "Why do I feel like there's going to be a lot of fighting over you?", Maddie asked, sitting down on the ground between Chase's legs (which I would totally tease her about it later) and I sat in front of her. "Probably, I guess I'll have to get used to be shared between you two." "Yeah, good luck with that girls.", JD added, laughing. We spent the rest of the day talking, playing some games and eating a lot. I asked the cast how the interviews they did before the lockdown went and they would be having some more via facetime during the lockdown. After dinner, we were discussing the sleeping arrangements. There were three rooms and seven of us so it would be kind of difficult. Chase and Maddie decided to share one room, recieving lots of whistles from us, Drew and JD would share another, Bailey, Rudy and I got the last room and Austin offered to take the couch. Then, a fight between Bailey and Rudy took over to decide who would take the bed and who would stay on the air matress on the floor. "How about you two take the bed and I sleep on the matress?", I suggested. Madison said it was cool with her so we closed the case. Rudy agreed too but he didn't seem pleased. We all decided to finally go to bed but I insisted in washing the dishes from dinner before that because I hated seeing dirty dishes around. Rudy offered to help me so I took that oportunity to ask him about our sleeping arrangement. "Aren't you happy you got the bed?", I asked in amusement, trying to keep the mood lightened up. "Of course, but I wanted to share with you." I smiled and hoped he couldn't see my cheeks getting red. "Smooth, Pankow, smooth." "No! Not like that! I just want cuddles.", he said the last sentence in a hushed tone, smiling timidly. "I'm sure Bailey wouldn't mind switching it up a few nights, that way everyone gets to sleep on the bed and you get your cuddles." "Sounds fair." "Alright friends, time for skin care!", JD's voice came in between Rudy and I. "Oh, Bubble!", Rudy exclaimed. "Was is that?", I asked, drying my wet hands on the towel and turning around to take a better look at what JD was holding. "We have this partnership with this skin care line, Bubble, it's actually really good, wanna try it?" "Sure!"

"This feels like a pj party with my girlfriends.", I commented, laughing at the three of us staring at the mirror with the facewash on our faces. The boys laughed and agreed. It was just my first day staying with the cast and I was already having a blast. I loved these people so much and I was so grateful to have them in my life, I couldn't wait to live with them for the next weeks.

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