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[mermaidkindreamer]

CANDIDO ARE YOU CRAZY

YOU HAVE TO GIVE

ALL

YOUR

PASSWORDS

TO ICE NOW

WITH THE IMMIGRATION

GOOD LUCK WITH THE SECURITY QUESTIONS

YOU'RE GOIN BACK TO ALTAMIRANO

ON SOME MARRIAGE FRAUD SHIT

BTW MARCELO NEVER FUCKING SWINDLED ME

I FUCKED THAT SEXY BOLIVIAN CAUSE I WANTED TO

IDGAF NEITHER BITCH

DAT N*GGA SMART AND HANDSOME AF

SO IF YALL WANNA COME TO THE COOKOUT

YALL GONNA HAVE TO CONTACT MARCELO MALDONADO SALINAS, DEYVIS ERNESTO VASQUEZ-SOTO, AND JOHN/JUAN LAST NAME UNKNOWN HAHA WHAT AUS MEXIKO OKAY NOOOOOOOOOOO JOHN IS MY NEW HUSBAND HAHA DAMN SON WHERED'Y OU FIND THIS

[gay11aliens]

Wtf

only Donald motherfucking Trump would think Elon Musk as a government official is a good idea. Or an idea. Even.

[1-800-cuupid]

NO

[medic-on-red]

…..

vhat’s zhe point.

[theauthor27]

>looking for a new song to listen to >ask the guy if the song is rap or pop with a rap verse >they don't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is rap and what is pop >they laugh “it’s a good song sir” >look inside >it's pop with a rap verse

[isitfridayyet]

Is It Friday Yet?

No

[toasters0422]

Weird as hell train of thought I had:

I feel like Jimmy is like, the personification of those crayons in the bottom of the box, the ones covered in other crayon bits, and you can't even really tell what color it was due to the label being peeled off. And like yeah, you could easily just clean it off to figure out what it was, but the original color probably won't even be that better. maybe even worse.

Curly would be that expo marker that has the tip jammed in. Works great, the color is nice, but it has a very clear flaw.

Anya is that really pretty dual tipped marker, but the broad tip side dried out, and the tip is starting to too. It's still nice, but it might need some more ink.

Daisuke would be one of those multi-colored colored pencils, really colorful and fun to draw with, but if you tilt it the right way, then you can just get one color only, which isn't as fun.

Swansea is a pen you forgot where you got it; maybe a school fair, maybe the post office, but it's a really dependable pen. you've had it for years, and it still works.

[beomiracles]

I hope this isn’t offensive, but have u ever felt guilt or shame writing abt real people? 😶

i mean, whose blog are you on rn?

and how did you end up here? think you should be asking yourself that question too, no?

[diedeilv]

please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don��t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me, please don’t hate me,

please I beg don’t hate me. I’ll delete all, the blogs everything please don’t be angry at me.

[givingairtomymouth]

I hope OBX 4 will be a lesson for nowadays fans that no, you don't always get what you want on screen.

[narcissusnectar]

How much for your used panties or a mold of your pussy for a fleshlight 🤤

So my tuition is 15k a year if you'd like to pay for the next year and a half.

[lostsupremacy]

Did you get married?

Why does someone pop up every couple months to ask this 😂

[veevei]

it is a FACT no one calls their boyfriend/husband bro or brother and they NEVER will

whatttt..!😅

i lowkey do it out of habjt, just dont read it idk bro

[maybeimcursed]

I wonder what's in the box...