#no but the idea of dick getting legit amnesia not caused by a crystal this time around is just ASKLJDA

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Can't stop laughing because what if Blockbuster smacked Dick down so hard that he gave Dick amnesia again 😂.

Ric making his masterful return just to yell at his friends and family for stalking him 🙏🏻. Ric telling everyone to gtfo of Bludhaven 🙏🏻. No one telling Ric that he's a billionaire now so he just ends up breaking into people's houses to sleep in them again 🙏🏻. Ric getting pissed off because all these kids keep running up to him and calling him Dick 🙏🏻. Ric looking at the ruins of Haven and thinking, huh... wonder what the fuck happened here 🙏🏻. Ric wandering into a bar and not knowing why the beautiful girl with the purple hair won't stop giving him a look 🙏🏻. Ric wondering why the mayor keeps trying to talk to him 🙏🏻. Ric never knowing why randos keep showing up to kill him (Fuck you, past me, what the hell did you do?) 🙏🏻.

Nature will heal upon Ric's return 🖤.