#no braincell only lovesquare

[chatonnoir]

are you excited for s6 tho

Not interested in seeing plot lines - that by all accounts should have had payoff and resolved this season - be artificially extended for the painfully obvious purpose of maintaining viewer interest (aka $$$) in seasons 6 onwards because the writers are too insecure in their own creation to have faith in people just being invested in the characters and world and wanting to see them go on new personal journeys and instead are relying on rinsing and repeating and dragging out the same old drama that has become their crutch. Not interested in watching Adrienette tragically speedrun becoming the worst relationship of the lovesquare and a joke of a romance and a mountain of wasted potential while Adrienette fangirls insist that its soooo sweet and well done and not at all asinine writing because they're happy they got their self-insert wish-fulfillment Harry Styles x Reader fanfic plotline. Said Adrienette fangirls will repeatedly say "OBVIOUSLY its was ALWAYS going to play out like this if you ACTUALLY paid attention, ur just mad it wasn't ur ship 💅😌" any time someone complains even a little about it but for those of us that did actually pay attention to the themes and progression, knowing that season 5 was always said to be the series finale and the end of the hawkmoth plot and the end of astruc's original story for Miraculous Ladybug before the series was slated for more seasons, and knowing there are even people who said they were planning to stop watching after season 5 because they only want to see the original storyline through to its end, season 5 as it is now would be a baffling joke of a series finale. It's not fit to be a series finale at all. This season is rushed and disjointed and baffling in how it abandons the themes that were just being emphasized in season 4 and frankly it should be obvious to anyone with half a functioning braincell who watches this season through to its end that this season was not actually oBvIoUsLy ALwAyS intended to be written like this and that things were changed and rewritten for the very purpose of not letting many of its established plot threads payoff and satisfyingly resolve because they need to maintain the forced drama and suspense to maintain their viewerbase. I'm not interested in watching characters and relationships and a story I loved be butchered and watch the same issues that should've resolved already continue to be issues that no characters learn from all for the purpose of keeping this show as a cashcow for another 8 years.

[zenniaphoenix]

@junipernight here’s a lil sneak peak from the WIP ask game!

I’m gonna work on PRPW when I get home because it’s nearly done and Finishing things is finicky but here’s some bad suggestions.

Truly a sequence of synapses did fire between these events. Kwami knows who got the brain cell but it wasn’t them 🥰

[peachcitt]

4, 20, 29, 30 for the superlatives ask? 👀

4. fewest brain cells

okay this is a hard one because i make it my habit to write with little to no braincells but probably a hypothesis a coincidence and an experiment because not only is it stupid and revolves around classic lovesquare stupidity, but adrien and marinette are drunk and/or tipsy for the entirety of the fic. the premise of this fic is a single braincell bouncing between adrinette in a sticky (not sticky, sticky) booth at a bar

20. best first line

chat noir's white french man hit list for feminist purposes hands down:

"Before Chat Noir was the second most sexy superhero in Paris, he was just a little boy, like everyone else."

i think it really sets the tone.

29. most spontaneous fic

UH probably tomorrow although i am notorious for never planning anything out, ever. but i think tomorrow takes the cake because i don't even remember having a specific end goal in mind in terms of, like, plot, and now that im thinking about it, i remember pausing before writing the first line of dialogue and thinking "i have no idea what's happening or what they're talking about" so .

30. best planned out fic

my most planned out fic is definitely one that i have not posted yet because i am being very serious about planning it skjdfgkjnfk,, ive been working on it pretty much all year and ive posted a few sneak peeks here and there and will start posting it when it's completely finished. it's called metamorphosis :^)

thank you for asking!!<3<3

[vanyaliful]

the lovesquare only has one braincell between them. ladybug has it most of the time. chat noir gets it once in a while, as a treat. but marinette and adrien never ever ever have access to it