#no amount of forgotten meds will explain away the walrus stank at my door and thats the true horror
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watching people go into full, paragraph-long meltdowns about the walrus/fairy debacle like the concept of "walrus scary" is too much to comprehend.
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#using my words to speak#if theres a fairy at my door im like 'wow thats surprising i guess magic is real?'#like the surprise is still there but ive read about fairies and theyve been known to interact with people#i can handle a fairy#a walrus. in new jersey. at my third floor doorstep. im in fight or flight IMMEDIATELY#there is no time for thinking or rationalising#im more surprised because ive entered the most carnal form of fear#maybe after an hour thingsll be different#ill be like 'huh wild how fairies exist. what other kinds of magic is there?'#or even if the fairy and i dont chat id be like 'maybe i imagined it? maybe im off my meds.'#but there is no rationalising a walrus. none. 'what if a youtuber did it' oh so im in DOUBLE danger you say?#no amount of forgotten meds will explain away the walrus stank at my door and thats the true horror#no plausible deniability#anyway i'm right
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