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joanne-the-mothersaurus · 1 year ago

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Read my story! It's pretty good, I promise. I try to update every week.

Mostly Inaccurate Quotes from the story (mild spoilers):

Veloci: I like my humans like I like my coffee. Moynihan: And how's that... Veloci: Roasted, ground, boiled, and cold. Moynihan: Ah.

Rodger looking at Rexy: Hey Max, maybe she's cougar. Max: STFU Rexy: GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS

Caruso *ogling some cute girls AND a cute guy tour guide* Girls make fun of Buzz Also Caruso: NOW SEE HERE, YOU TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLE BITCHES

Victor Veloci: Dr. Wu! It's so good to see you. Would you care to join me for dinner? Henry Wu:...I'm not the dinner, am I? Veloci: Whatever gave you that idea?

Veloci: Hey Masrani, it would look really sick if you got in that helicopter and saved us all. Do it for the gram.

Owen Grady: *random primate noises* Blue: Hey Dad, you ever considered maybe speaking raptor for once? Joanne: Sorry dear, he's not that smart. Blue: WHATTHEFUU------

(Maybe) Blue muttering: Overgrown chew toy... Bumpy:....bitch

#dino squad goes to Jurassic world and shit happens #victor veloci may or may not threaten to eat people #victor veloci may or may not actually eat people #victor veloci #joanne moynihan #dino squad #no I'm probably not going to make blue human or owen grady a raptor #ms moynihan is a total mom to all her students #potential for jurassic world/park characters to have a few existential crises #if there are any artists out there that want to help me illustrate a few particular scenes i will think you are the coolest person ever #raptors are like owen's kids #veloci and moynihan are the embodiment of the My ex still misses me...BUT THEIR AIM IS GETTING BETTER joke #camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous kids have sooooo much plot armor #possible scene of veloci bumming it in his penthouse after the island is evacuated. like he's back home #zara's death was unfair #jurassic world #jurassic park #my favorite shapeshifting immortal exes #that one dream scene in jurassic park 3 with the talking raptor

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