#nlg11

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The last thing on the wedding bucket list? Celebrate with the new hot tub!

...which had predictable results.

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Justice: where'd you two newlyweds slink off to?

Kit: oh, you know...just reminiscing :)

+ pictures!

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Welp. So much for having an uncursed house ig.

Rowan: You're still gonna eat that?

Kit: ...I'm gregnant, Rowan

RIP Jazmin & Toni

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Rowan: Hey neighbor, needed an after-work drink?

Kit: Yeah, just a little celebration

Kit: I could go for another sort of drink, if you know what I m-

Rowan: Oh, uh, sorry, I don't...I don't roll like that

Kit: Oh. Oh.

Rowan: Doesn't mean I'm not - I mean, you're still -

Kit: Please just forget about it. Please.

Kit: Let me forget this ever happened.

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Lysander: Bet you can't get rid of that vampire freak that keeps coming around and taking our trash out in the middle of the night

Lilah: Bet

Lilah: omfg are you Wedward Mullins? Dude, you're so creepy, why do you think it's appropriate to stare at your girlfriend all night? While she sleeps? Ew.

Vladislaus: For you to compare me to that mockery of a story is unforgivable. Die.

Lilah: At least I will before you! Crusty musty dusty ass.

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Take your kid to work day! because the watcher wants to develop his skills

Lysander: Mom I hate it here, actually

Kit: yeah don't worry kid, I do too right now.

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and then, it's Harvestfest.

Lavinia: Hey Mom, since you got zapped earlier, can we get another cat?

Kit: what

Lacy: Mmmrp?

Hi, Lucy! Everyone say Hi Lacy!!!

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Lavinia: I didn't ask for this! I don't deserve this kind of treatment! I'm just a little guy! I didn't want a little guy!

Puppo: :)

Lavinia: I knew you would understand.

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Kit: Good news! Good news!

Kit: The new house is done!

Rowan: Oh, that's awe-

Kit: Also I'm pregnanenat!

Rowan:

Rowan: what

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Kit hosted her retirement-party-slash-birthday in the same place her and Rowan got married - because she's a nostalgic bitch, NOT because I'm lazy.

Lilah: omg Riley Hunter? girl you've gotta help me, I wanna be a vampire but this Vlad guy...

Happy Birthday Kit!

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Kit: sigh

Kit: seeya later, Keenan Veterinary

Kit: at least you were better than your predecessor.

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Rowan, breaking the comfortable silence: We did good, right, sweetie?

Kit: yes, hon. We were fantastic. :)

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and with that, Lavinia's teenagedom has come to an end

Lavinia: even a cat in my cake can't stop me from aging up ~gorgeous!~

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Lavinia: heyyy! did you hear I became a spellcaster?

Shasta: I did!

Shasta: did you hear that I liked you before you even did that?

Lavinia: uh sure didn't! but I don't wanna go back now!

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Electra: glad you could come! wasn't too hard to find?

Lavinia: when you promise supernatural stargazing, there's nothing that'll stop me!

Electra: lmaooo nerd

Lavinia: no Shasta, though?

Electra: nah.

Lavinia: ...is he seeing anyone?

Electra: lol girl even if he was, you're SOL

Lavinia: pfft, I'm never out of luck.

Electra: he's determined to follow tradition and marry another spellcaster, girl. it'd be a fling at best.

Lavinia:

Lavinia: brb gotta go make a ridiculous teenage decision!!!

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I tried to throw a nice birthday party for Rowan and then his sister decided to die right after it started.

Lacy: what. WHAT. don't look at me. I plead the fifth.