#nilmie rambles bnha

[theythedisaster]

I was talking with one of my friends about the rumors from the MHA epilogue leaks. He says that people speculate that Katsuki is married to a woman. And I want to make something very clear.

That man is either:

Gay or Aromantic

What about his character during the whole ass series would make you think he is somehow straight material? Nope, I refuse.

[theythedisaster]

I love to think of Bakugou as a kid and I can't help but to imagine that despite how people see his relationship with his mom, he wouldn't shut the fuck up during car rides or ever. He would ramble the whole way from point A to point B. "Mom, mom, mom, mom,"

Mitsuki loves her child, but she isn't equipped to listen to the brat talk about the frog he and Zuku caught yesterday, or how Silver All Might is better than Golden, or whatever, nonstop after a hard day of work. She needs some peace and to decompress, so she doesn't blow the fuck up on him.

So... she spends a lot of money buying every physical copy of everything All Might and any other shows of interest, buys a portable DVD player with headphones and proceeds to put it in the car.

Now, Katsuki has something to distract him for a bit while she decompresses enough to hear him ramble the fuck out. At home.

[theythedisaster]

I think Bakugou as a kid was the type of unhinged kid that needed stimulation almost 24/7. The type that instead of riding the swings the way you're supposed to, he laid tummy first and proceeded to spin in place to tangle the chain and then lift his feet to spin hard from the force of the chain going back to its place just to savour the feeling of slight dizziness. The type to swing as hard as possible and then jump just at the right angle to come out flying just to test how strong and agile he is. The type to swing hard enough to get the whole infrastructure to lift from the back each time he swings forward simply because he wanted to scare the living shit out of Deku.

I was also Bakugou as a kid...

[theythedisaster]

My Hero Academia: slight finale spoilers

We have already established that Izuku lives rent free in Katsuki's mind. We have canon proof that he worked his butt off to get our boy his hero suit.

Now, we also know that our Izuku is working as a teacher at UA during that period of time.

I like to imagine that Katsuki visits Izuku at work regularly (bc he's gay and is still too pussy to confess but not to act like a stalker) He always seems to find the most obnoxious ways of getting into the school while avoiding as much commotion from fans as possible, which usually entails having to climb in through a third floor window.

But, the catch is that Senior Kota has caught up to his strategy. Since then, he's had to pay up a fee, bc the little mother fucker intercepts him before Izuku does and threatens to announce his presence to the whole school. So now he is at least 20 dollars short every week.

[theythedisaster]

I swear to god, I consume Bakudeku content like it's c r a c k. I have to see, read or write something bkdk every single day. And it's been like that for 4 years now. It's impossible for me to stop at this point 😭☝️ and I don't really wanna stop anyway. I love my little gay gremlins

[theythedisaster]

Although I am not American, I am very well aware of that running joke about American characters from sci-fi and magic stories where their powers would essentially be "firearm/gun" *plop plop plop*

But I can't help but to think about Izuku and his Mecha-suit and that his powers used to represent American places and now his powers essentially being "overpowered machine" .

And I think that's hilarious.