#nikolai smacks johns arse then promptly falls into bed and is asleep within two minutes
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Soap can outdrink Ghost and Gaz. No doubt.
He can match Price pretty well but more often than not he can outdrink Price.
He tries to outdrink Alejandro and Rudy once. Manages to outdo Alejandro. He blacks out and wakes up several hours later and Rudy is still drinking.
He tries to outdrink Nikolai one occasion that they dub the incident, never once does he even think about it because it's been months and he still gags at the smell of anything vaguely alcoholic.
But these instances lead him to his best plan yet, get Rudy and Nikolai in the same place for a night and see who can outdrink the other.
#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price#cod nikolai#alejandro vargas#rodolfo rudy parra#jokes on him if he does it just results in the two sharing their deepest life stories and traumas to eachother#alejandro and price have to bully their respective partners to bed#rudy very politely tries to convince alejandro to let him get a cat for the base because he really wants one just let him get a kitty pleas#nikolai smacks johns arse then promptly falls into bed and is asleep within two minutes
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