#nijisanjen

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dosmetic notycx headcanons !! but u can see who I love most

these fics are based on the avatar the vtuber portrays . NOT the real person. (so some things may be not relating to the real person but the avatars apperance)

down below!! not proofread.

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alban knox

cheeky mf i feel like he's an okay cook but that brownie on that one cooking stream was.....it was smthing !!! it deadass looked burnt I'm sorry like you guys switch with doing the cooking or some times this mfer naps away trying to get out of doing it. HE PROBABLY STEALS UR PLUSHES AND SLEEPS WITH THEM like out of the house, ur not stealing my tuxedosam plushie ihy we love him anyways tho he'd be decent at cleaning like to be a thief u gotta be clean with ur moves yk ?? so it's not that much of a surprise if u come home and the house is clean,, but he cleans only the days HE WANTS TO !! if he's lazying around the house....don't even attempt to get him up atp. revoke cuddling privileges that will get him up and cleaning he will whine when u refuse to give him a kiss while cleaning

"do u not love me anymore?!?mf after everything I did for ur ass?!"

stfu all u did was laze around and steal , no we do not love u anymore please give him a kiss he won't stfu

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sony

he'd blast the TV. that's the headcanons it will be like 1am and all u here is some mfing McDonald's commercial

"can u turn that down??"

"..it's alr down..?"

mf no it's literally AT VOL 64 TURN IT OFF he'd probably laugh abt it to when you forcefully take the remote and turn it down, but that means u gotta take it from his hands he'd probably stand up and watch u try and reach for it lmfao if ur as tall as him...just literally slap him please he's actually tidy tbh he just doesn't like tripping over random shit in the hallways if he does he'll yell ur name dramaticly

"yn!!!"

you come running over in panic and it's just him huddled on the floor and in the corner of ur eye u just see a mf BANANA PEEL like yk u didn't put that there. he prob did for the attention tbh you'd be force to smother him with affection so he stops bitching abt how much it hurts call him out and he'd give u a cheeky ass smile let him sleep outside tonight

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fulgur

DECENT MAN!!! knows when to clean and he's not a bad cook but yk we can't have it all the amount of subtle pranks this mfer does on you like nah I thought alban WAS BAD W/ HIS PRANKS? He def do worse like instead of coffee beans he probably puts actual beans (that's least he's done) like..what he also would buy u the achololic mouthwash so ur mouth burns He loves you though, if u don't like it he'll probably aplogize not after laughing for 15 mins straight he cooks pretty well but he did compliment mystas food once how are u gonna do that. good cook but maybe bad taste in food we'll never know he also tries to make you exercise more if u haven't tried it yet if you have....u probably gonna get more intense workouts mf got ROBOTIC ARMS he can def do a plank or two for a longer amount of time like get ready mf if you tell him to recommend you a workout shecdule he's responsible though he knows when your tired or even exhausted he offers to carry you home afterwards dwdw

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yugo (love this mf)

one of the best out there he's responsible, can cook (I want his takoyaki GIVE ME HIS TAKOYAKI.) he cleans OK he cleans....everything but his room. his room isn't bad bad....but it's not good good music sheets everywhere, maybe an energy drink if ur lucky, and his pc still opened to some music website you can find him in the pile of blankets he isn't THAT neglectful about his room , he knows it's messy but.. music comes first !! whenever you ask him about it he's like,

"aha...well.. I have such great ideas for beats and stufd that I'll forget them if I clean my room yk?"

LIKE WRITE THEM DOWN ON NOTES !! LIKE THE EIGHT COUNTS AND SHI I deadass forgot how to read music notes it's been like 3 years. I quit playing clarinet my ass took if for 5 years. he'd laugh and just scuffle your head aww cute CLEAN UR ROOM when he does...he does it to fast. Ain't no WAY u cleaned that shit up in 20 mins. you check the closet, drawers, and shelfs to see if he just hid stuff in there nope. Everything is clean. what kind of magic. clean my room next. he also loves movie nights with you PICKS THE WORST MOVIE you all get cuddly and shit and he turns the TV onto THE CATS MUSICAL you just stare straight at him...and when he looks at you he gives u a kiss aww cute GIVE ME THE REMOTE he doesn't even understand how bad the movies are sometimes, BUT HE WILL KNOW HOW BAD THE MUSIC IS "did u like the movie?" "yeah it was pretty good! the music was okay.." WDYM BY, "PRETTY GOOD"? THE CGI IS TERRIFYING AND WERID. THE WHOLE SHIT WAS CREEPY. he needs to see a movie critique and learn.

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uki

probably the best out there but he's your nightmare. HE WILL OUTRIGHT CRITIQUE UR CLOTHING STYLE in a nice way "if u don't take that off rn bitch" he could say worse like did you SEE his unpacking stream? I need to book an appointment with him cause he was ripping that girls clothing style up. he loves you, trust me!! he loves u sm that he doesn't want to see u wearing that 'shit' you guys knew I was gonna say this but NAIL ART NIGHT. YOU CANT CONVINCE ME THIS MF DOESNT DO GOOD NAIL ART. but hes still a bit mean abt it

"you want that art? ilysm but......." SHUT UP he'll do it anyways and reassures u you're fine HE ALSO DOES MF SKIN CARE And extensive skin care routine. He loves doing it with you. if ur willing.

"uki...what is this?"

"I thought ud never asked."

blabkahblah goes on a whole speech about salicylic acid, Benzoyl Peroxide, Alpha hydroxy acids like just tell me it's for acne. def eats those gummies for strong nails, hair, skin

"are those Flintstone gummies?"

"no for your information they are actually hair skin and nails vitamins with biotin & vitamin c by nature's bounty optimal solutions, hair skin and nails gummies - strawberry flavored, 80 gummies (3 pack btw) 80 count"🤓🤓🤓

SHUT UP I HOPE U CHOKE ON THEM ────────────────── was this to long anyway ily guys pls req !!