#nightmare Lalo au

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nightmare Lalo AU is out! please let me know how it is!

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AU - Lalo Salamanca is a celebrity chef who hosts a Kitchen Nightmares-esque show, except they just take obstinate owners out back and shoot them

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This is based on your fic “still here”!

Hopefully you don’t mind me making an edit. I got inspired! Sorry it kind of sucks. Reading chapter 3 put me in the “dark fairytale” mindset.

Your fics are amazing, thank you so much for your creativity.

- @scolothanatos

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ok now I had a dream I was in a nightmare timeloop it wasn't fun actually I'd like to pen my formal apology to Ignacio "Nachito" Varga at this time

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THATS SO FUCKING SCARY OH MY GOD. nacho baby make a run for it, lalo can take me instead <- making a very noble sacrifice for no personal gain whatsoever

wait I will save you as my own noble sacrifice and I'll do it in a scrawny nightgown because. reasons

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do you think nightmare lalo would put nacho through a loop where they're father and son (if some of the loops are gonna be au-types, which I think they are?)

hmm, I actually hadn't thought of that sort of thing before! the loops are structured right now to just involve Nacho making different choices while reality warps around him, but since Lalo is able to change reality even more with every loop, that could be an interesting idea... all Nacho's family pictures with Manuel replaced by Lalo, false memories confusing him, Lalo spanking him for wetting the bed... ahhh yes consider it officially Considered

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Nacho freaks out and gets in his car and just drives the fuck away, for hours, and he ends up in Arizona at the Grand Canyon of all places. he's staring out at it, trying to find that peace people say they get from looking at nature, and then Lalo is suddenly there beside him and he dangles Nacho over the edge with one hand on the collar of his shirt, scolding him for being so rude and running off like that

everywhere Nacho goes he just turns and sees Lalo like

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timeloop babey hell yeah!!! ouughh you write nacho's terror and despair so well, plus the time-blurriness from exhaustion - poor boy's gonna have a nervous breakdown, I know I would, and lalo's gonna slurp it up like soup. can't wait to see what new torments are on the horizon! awesome chapter!

pov you're Nacho and Lalo just gobbled up your fear and despair

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and now... nightmare demon Lalo chapter 4! we are officially gettin into the meat of the fic, boiz :)

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yo those EYES holy shit, nacho if i saw him at night i would piss myself too i understand

let this friend and boy into your heart

and your skull where he will eat ur brains and puppet ur body like some kind of weird macabre flesh-marionette it's whatever just do it

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draw nightmare lalo and his tentacles PLSSSSSS

fun fact: if you take too many edibles, he appears at the foot of your bed :)

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here I'll prove it, a nightmare au excerpt:

Halfway back, Lalo’s hand comes down on his knee.

“Lalo, I’m driving,” Nacho mutters dismissively.

“I’m not a moron, I can see that,” Lalo says. “But we’ve still got a ways to go. I’m bored.”

“Be bored without touching me,” Nacho snaps before he can stop himself. Lack of restful sleep combined with what happened last night has made him irritable and foolish.

“Mm… Nah.”

Lalo’s hand creeps up his thigh. Nacho tightens his grip on the steering wheel and glares down the long, empty road.

“I’m serious. Don’t fucking do that, it’s dangerous.”

Lalo laughs. “You’re in the cartel, man! Your whole life is dangerous. Live a little, why don’tcha?”

He kneads Nacho’s crotch while he speaks, and Nacho’s eyebrow twitches as he tries to stay focused on the road. His body isn’t quick to respond, mad at Lalo as he is.

“We’ll both die a little if you don’t stop.”

“Eh.” Lalo grins in his periphery. “If it’s only a little death, we’ll be fine.”

God, he hates this man so much.

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Reread nightmare lalo au before going to bed and realized I'd pushed my 'toy box' a little too far in underneath it... bro my heart rate when had to stick my whole arm in underneath my bed I'm not kidding lmaooo

LMFAOOOO god RIP in fucking pieces my dude

but by the grace of God did u escape the delightful horror of being accosted by a nightmare hell man

I wish I had an under the bed so a monster could comes fucks me sadcowboy.jpg

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ive been wondering, does nightmare lalo have inhuman strength? hes been able to pin nacho down even when he tries to squirm away, and been described as stronger than he looks, but could he do something like hold nacho down or lift him up with one hand even when he fights with all hes got? could he rip a door off its hinges? could he crush a gun into scrap metal in his palm? could he put a foot up on the front of a car nachos trying to drive away in and keep it from moving?

yes he does! we'll see more of this in the future, but he can manipulate reality more and more the stronger he gets, so it's less that he's strong objectively and more that he can change the fundamental properties of the world around Nacho so that he can do all that, if that makes sense! functionally they're pretty much the same thing, but it's different I promise

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awwww poor sad scared nacho waking up covered in piss from his bad dreams (licks him)

yall when I cover Nacho in piss

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want to draw lacho tonight, probably smth from dad or nightmare AU, wish me luck/prompt me if u want