#nick gant fanfic

[georgiapeach30513]

Kinktober 2021, Day 26: Zelophilia

Summary:  Nick doesn’t like you flirting with Professor Barber

Pairings:  Nick Gant X Reader

Rating:  Explicit

Warnings: Explicit language, explicit sexual content, smut, unprotected sex, PIV sex, cream pie, dub con, role play, jealousy kink, safe word, public sex, car sex, degradation, physical violence (2 men), 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  818

Zelophilia is a condition in which a person becomes sexually aroused by feelings of jealousy.

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Kinktober 2021 Masterlist

You stare over at him from over your coffee cup, but when his eyes find yours, you quickly look away. The hustle and bustle of the café giving you a bit of a coverage, but your eyes still look for him. The next time he catches you looking at him, you hold that stare. He walks up to you, introducing himself as Andy, and you give him your name. Talking casually with him, until you feel it’s getting late.

“I should really be going,” you politely tell him.

“Can I get your number?”

“Not tonight. I come here every morning at 8:00, Andy. We’ll see how it goes,” you give him a quick kiss to his cheek before turning to walk out of the café. Walking just the few blocks back home, even though it’s dark.

You spin around because you felt as if someone was following you. Shaking off your shoulders you just tell yourself that you’re losing your mind, but still, you speed up your walking that much more. Not quite running, but your feet shuffle around as fast as could be acceptable for not running. Your eyes glancing around the street, and when you hear the quick pounding of feet on pavement, you know you’re being followed.

You pick up your pace to run to your house, digging around in your bag for your keys blindly. Finally, grabbing a hold of them, but your fumbling self, drops them on the ground. Flubbing even more to pick them up, and a shiver runs up your spine, hearing a breath of air, you grab the keys, sprinting the last block home. Tripping up the stairs you struggle with your keys, but when you push it through the slot a thick hand grabs your waist.

“Didn’t want to wait until tomorrow.”

“Andy, you shouldn’t have followed me home,” you breathing still isn’t even, due to how intimidating he is. Setting your skin to a crawling feeling.

“Well, I was walking home and I saw you running. Wanted to make sure you were okay.”

“Yeah, I’m fine. I just let my imagination take control. Thank you for checking on me.”

Feeling comfortable enough you open the door thanking him again, “I’d feel better if you let me check out your house. A woman’s intuition is usually correct.”

You let your guard down, walking in first before beckoning him in. He closes the door behind him, locking it, and a darkness creeps over his features. “You should really learn not to trust strangers. Did you never learn that in school?”

“Andy? You need to leave,” you back yourself up hitting the couch and you’re sinking down.

“Getting ready for me?”

“Andy, leave.”

“Don’t want to,” his body stalks over to you, jerking your leg down closer to him, his lips harshly pushing against yours, and you tilt your head away. Andy’s hand grips tightly to your cheeks, holding you steady so he can crash into you. His other hand fondles around on your breasts.

He leans back far enough before he’s ripping at your clothes, “Stop!” you scream, but your face is met with his open hand. Your body tries to thrash around, not wanting to make things too easy for him. “Why are you doing this?”

“You told me to,” he pauses his motions to watch your face. When he gets what he was looking for he continues his rough motions on you. Ripping at every piece of clothing he grabs a hold on. Leaving you bare, only the black trails running down your cheeks. “Watching you at the café, you were making the most come hither faces you could. Such a fucking slut, aren’t you. You couldn’t quit staring at me. You want this.”

His fingers harshly push into your cunt, your body reacting even though your mind doesn’t want to. Tugging at his tie, he removes his hands long enough to wrap it around your mouth, tying it up to gag you. Your head continuously shaking no, while he awkwardly holds your hands above your head and he strips himself.

Fully nude he still grips tightly to your hands, and his thick bulbous head pushes through your folds, moaning with every inch he takes. “Try to deny, your slut cunt wants this. She’s sucking me in. Fuck. Does your husband not fuck you enough?”

Your head still shakes, wanting to remove yourself from this moment. “Guess, I’m going to have stay for a while.”

His body pounds into you with fervor. Hips knocking against yours, it all becomes too much when your body heats up to him. “Flamingo,” you mumble over the tie.

His movements stop immediately. “Honey, you, okay?” he asks taking his tie out of your mouth.

“Yeah. Sorry, I tap out. We tried it, I’m not into it. Can I just have my husband Andy back?”

His pouty lips gently kiss along yours. “Oh, honey, I’m so sorry.”

“Babe, it was my idea.”

He slowly rolls his hips into you. This motion is just to make sure you feel loved and taken care of. Even his kisses have changed. You don’t mind trying out all the kinks you can, you trust your husband, and he’s also so quick to stop immediately when you use your word. “I love you.”

“Love you, too, honey. So how do you feel about free use?”

[rogerswifesblog-updates]

Vera I'm so sorry you are still shadowbanned! I wish tumblr would get their stuff together.

For the fanfic writer's asks: 1,5,12,25,55,69,71

Hope you have fun answering them <3

Hi, yeah the shadowban is….ugh, annoying. Definitely annoying.

Thank you for the questions!

1. Do you daydream a lot before you write, or go for it as soon as the ideas strike?

Oh wow…I think I daydream more than I write. I daydream all the time and I’m pretty sure half the stuff that’s in my head I’ve never even started writing. But if I finally start writing then I’m not stopping till it’s done lol

I’ll sit the next few days on a one shot or chapter or whatever and I need to finish it. 😂😂

5. How many wips do you have?  What fandoms/pairings are they for?

Fuck I- I don’t know

Let’s see

The au’s with @jamneuromain “broken bones and broken hearts” ( Steve Rogers x reader) & “together or not at all” (Steve Rogers x reader, Nick Gant x reader, Johnny storm x reader, Jake Jensen x reader) in the second one is a lot ready and there’s also a loooot of smut lol just so y’all know

Then there’s “drownin siren” Steve Rogers x mermaid reader

I’ve planned a sub!mafia!Bucky Barnes x reader one shot

A meet-cute for Stucky!! Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes

I have a Lloyd Hansen x reader smut Drabble ( ready to post actually)

Oh Noise pt 3, Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes x Reader smut, which is nearly finished [ pt 1 is here pt 2 here ]

I’m planning a grumpy!roommate!Curtis x reader au :) but haven’t started one this one yet

Oh god there’s also pretty boy pt 2, sub!Steve Rogers x reader smut [ pt 1 is here ]

Omg i still have more; mean!dom!steve Rogers x villain!(sub)reader

Is it weird that I’m already planning my kinktober list? But yeah I’m doing that too

I have also a pt two to the Lance tucker shot “stretch you (out)” that I think I haven’t posted yet?

I’m working on so many things rn fuck I hadn’t noticed until now

12. Do you outline your fics?  If yes, how detailed are your outlines?  How far do you stray from them?

Sometimes yes, I definitely some background stories and I like planning how every character met or if they had any relationships before with them etc

Definitely also about their family history or school

But I don’t think more than that

25. What’s your favorite part of the writing process (worldbuilding, brainstorming/outlining, writing, editing, etc)?

I love making moodboards hahhahaha

I like writing because of all the possibilities i have!

And also interacting with people. I know many people don’t leave feedback and that’s okay BUT when i finally see Someone comment or reblog something even with just a emoji or gif I’m in heaven. It makes me so so happy to talk about my work or answer questions. Idk, I just love interacting with others. I’d say im really shy in rl and it’s just so much better on tumblr. Here I feel like I found my people and I can be myself:)

55. Have you noticed any patterns in your fics?  Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?

“He felt blood rush to his cheeks, making him blush”

I use this often or always the -ing verb form

I feel like there’s also always some kind of misunderstanding? There are definitely a few oneshots and fics with this trope

There was something else I wanted to addd but I forgot what

69. What are your favorite fic at the moment?

Ohhhh I love “in the snow” By @postmodernmulticoloredcloak

71. Do you spend more time reading or writing?

Id say it depends on the day. Sometimes I’m writing all day long and the next day I’m reading all the time:)

Thank you for all these questions!!!!! Love you!!!!!!

[nana1000night]

I think it's Marvel fanfic,the site is no longer exists anymore. But I remember it's Peter Parker /reader

And the last one is this Nick Gant /reader

NPT @sapphire-rogers @royalwriteroftheuniverse @imyourbratzdoll @lovebittenbyevans @ro-is-struggling @rodrikstark @nekoannie-chan

How it started | How it's going

@thebastardprincenikolai shared a really neat tag game that I thought would be cool to participate in! Your first (published; my very first was on a long-destroyed notebook at age 8 self inserting onto Columbus’s ship as a girl faking being a Cabin Boy! I got to see land first 😂) fanfic and your most recent one.

My first fandom fanfics were all posted on a site for crime shows on a message board under the name Scheherezade, and they're probably best left there. Here's the first that's still accessible! I was 24. The Shipping and Handling chapter was posted 4/26/23, I believe.

No pressure tags! @starryeyes2000, @asirensrage, @sobeautifullyobsessed, @ronearoundblindly, @caplanbuckybarnes, @chickensarentcheap, @deepbatched, and @cevans-is-classic

[roseunspindle]

Five times Nick surprised Cassie.

There is some content that might be disturbing regarding medical experimentation on humans.

[mrgrant9559-blog]

Little Update!!

Alrighty then my followers (I don’t have a special name for you guys cause I didn’t think I’d get this far), I’ve got a bit of an issue I need to address.

Kinda some good news, bad news.

*and not in that order*

Bad News:

Anyways, I’m having some major writer’s block for my Witch Way is Right series...

My plan was to have the story co-exist with the main MCU stories...

I can still do that, but I feel like I would have to wait til I (and everyone else of course) see’s Infinity War first...

So until then, Witch Way Is Right is going on a hiatus...

I apologize to anyone who was looking forward to the next chapter...

Good News:

In the mean time, I have this idea to write a Male!Reader fic based off of Chris Evans’ character, Nick Gant, in the movie Push...

If it does well, I’ll consider taking Male!Reader requests for these following shows/movies:

Supernatural

MCU

DCEU

Marvel’s Netflix Shows

Teen Wolf

Once Upon a Time

Well, if you guys have any questions, PLEASE send an ask and I’ll be more than happy to answer it for you...

Until then, I’ll see you guys soon!

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

I 1000000000% support a Nick Gant series ESPECIALLY if it’s anything like the world the movie is based in. I rewatched it on TV the other day and I don’t like Kira but the rest of it is amazing 🤌���💋

Thanks! It's definetly a character we don't see to often in fanfics. I just have to figure out an actual plot and such. Lol. But I have had a couple people message me showing interest, so I'm feeling pretty good about it. I'm also a sucker for Chris Evans dirty and bloodied? It might be an issue, but Nick Gant is a chaotic disaster and happens to be that way frequently.

Yes I love that verse with the powers, I think that it would be fun to see him explore them in different ways.

Kira wouldn't be in my series. I didn't care for her character either. She felt very forced to be in the story line.

Thank you so much! I love hearing what others wanna see and read.

[jtargaryen18]

J’s Haunted House 2020

The Premise

A celebrity haunted house for charity will be open one night only, Halloween night. You spent days trying to get a ticket online for the event. Thanks to a bad day on Halloween, you get there only a minute before the line closes. You’re the last person to go in and thinking that’s either really bad (everyone is tired or would be in a hurry to see you out) or really good (maybe you’d get some extra time with the one you came to see).

You are never seen again.

The Collection

The stories with at least one new story posted each day of October. Enjoy!

Warning: The stories in this collection may contain dark themes, violence, non-con, dub-con and more. Please read responsibly. 

Overture (Klaus Mikaelson & Mike Weiss (not a romantic pairing)) by @jtargaryen18​

Haunted House (Adam (OLLA) x Reader) by @just-the-hiddles​

He Who Wields the Machete (Andy Barber x Reader) by @geniedetails​

Scream For Me (Steve Rogers x Reader) by @sweeterthanthis​

Murder, He Wrote | Part 2 (Ransom Drysdale x Reader) by @what-is-your-plan-today​ @southerngracela​

Hell Night | Part 2 | Part 3 (Curtis Everett x Reader) by @caffiend-queen​

Rose Red’s All Hallows Eve | Part 2 | Part 3 (Curtis Everett x Reader) by @sweater-daddiesdumbdork​

Possesionem (Brock Rumlow x Reader) by @nekoannie-chan​

Hunting Grounds (Ari Levinson x Reader) by @geniedetails​

Who Are You, Where Are We, And What the Hell am I Wearing? (Steve Rogers x Reader) by @brooklyn-1918​

The Soldier's Chase (Steve Rogers x Reader) @rosalynshields​

My Sweet Addiction (Carol Danvers x Reader) @imanuglywombat​

The Flip Side (Mr. Freezy x Reader & Mr.Freezy x Reader x Clay Apuzzo) by @mdemontespan1667​

Unhinged (Mr. Freezy x Reader) @chris-evans-indian-fanfic​

October the 31st, the day I disappeared (Curtis Everett x Reader) @holylulusworld​

Collide (Andy Barber x Reader) @avintagekiss24​

82 Alfred Street (Adam (OLLA) x Reader) @nildespirandum​

Slit Reflection (Sam Wilson x Reader) @awesomerextyphoon​

Hiding | Part 2 (somewhere in the night) (Jake Jensen x Reader) @bonkywobble​

Fallen (Clint Barton x Reader) @jeremyrennerfanxxxx123​

Midnight in the Garden of Evil (Charles Blackwood x Reader) @jtargaryen18​

The Treat Is In The Trick (Nick Gant x Reader) @dbnightingale24​

High Castle (Geralt of Rivia x Reader) @searchforanotherway​

Carry and Deliver (August Walker x Reader) @threeminutesoflife​

Rose Red’s All Hallows Eve: Shall We Go Inside? (Charles Blackwood x Reader) @sweater-daddiesdumbdork​

An Irresistible Offer (Loki x OFC) @myoxisbroken​

Stephen Spooky (Stephen Strange x Reader) @sherrybaby14​

The Mad Hatters’ Alice (Jefferson x OC) @rayofdawnworld​

Beyond the End (Thomas Sharpe x Reader) @frostbitten-written​

Run, Little Bunny (Charles Blackwood x Reader) @navybrat817​

Another Earth (Brock Rumlow x Reader) @chuuulip​

Original Sin (Bryce Langley x Reader) @stargazingfangirl18​

The Virgin Mother (Bucky Barnes x Reader) @fadingfics​

[bonky-n-steeb]

hi ! who do u ship me with? <3

my name is aaliyah, i'm 19, & i'm an aquarius sun with lots of cancer placements. i'm super emotional & empathetic, i'm also a psychology major. i like plants, crystals, & the moon.

i like to read romance books in my free time & also i write fanfics :,) i am a hopeless romantic, i daydream all the time. i would do anything to experience kissing in the rain or slow dancing in the kitchen at 3am.

I ship you with - Nick gant

[optimistic-dinosaur-nacho]

Fanfic reader ask: 1,2, and 6 please

1: Characters I'd like to see more of? Characters of Chris like Paul Diskant, Nick Gant, Johnny Storm, and Colin Shea etc. There are some fics but they're not for people like me.

2: Characters I'd like to see less of?

It's sad to say Steve Rogers. Yes, he's one of those top favorites and a classic. He's that gentle and soft boy who can change his attitude in many different ways. You can put him in any story genre or AU. But I'd like to see more of old characters, he's gotten all the praise from millions let's give some more to the others.

Favorite Genre:

I love romance, put a little humor into it like romcom, mystery, horror, fantasy/sci-fi and just anything with a lot of fluff, suspense, clueless situations you find out at the end. Alternate Universes, those are good too which goes with the fantasy.

Thanks for asking!!!

[capsfirestarter]

Can I take a moment to say this to all Chris Evans fans out there but when is there not enough Nick Gant from the movie Push fanfics on here. If anyone is wanting a Nick Gant fanfic please let me know and I will do my best to write one.

[hettiesworld]

Requests are open!

Requests are open for Chris Evans + his characters!

That includes:

Jake Wyler (Not Another Teen Movie)

Bryce (Fierce People)

Jake Jensen (The Losers)

Nick Gant (Push)

Mike Weiss (Puncture)

Ryan (Cellular)

Narrator (Playing It Cool)

Mace (Sunshine)

Curtis Everett (Snowpiercer)

Lucas Lee (Scott Pilgrim vs the World)

Frank Adler (Gifted)

Nick Vaughan (Before We Go)

Colin Shea (What’s Your Number?)

Paul Diskant (Street Kings)

Syd (London)

Harvard Hottie (The Nanny Diaries)

Kyle (The Perfect Score)

And some others I forgot....

@averyrogers83 @sweetness47 @jaqui-has-a-conspiracy-theory @fantastic-fantasy-fanfics @princess-evans-addict @imamotherfuckingstar-lord @caplansteverogers @avengersthotty @fuckinsteverogers @thisismysecrethappyplace @katiew1973 @lostinthoughtsandfeelings @star-spangled-man-with-a-plan @heather-lynn @prettyyoungtragedy @daphne-fandom-writing @marvul-imagines @angryschnauzer @prplprincez

[gifsbysimplysonia]

There are such captivating fanfic writers that I've discovered through Marvel

To the point that y'all have me reading stories about characters I DO NOT KNOW. Who is Carter Baizen? Who is Lance Tucker? Who is Nick Gant? Like, I know the names and I know the faces, but have I seen the movies or TV shows? Nope! 

But if someone’s writing has caught my attention, you best believe I’m scrolling through their Masterlist and clicking on any story that the summary makes me go “hmmmm,” even though I don’t know who the main character is. 

But BECAUSE these writers are so good, I don’t have to know because they take me through the motivation and the important parts of what make him HIM and I’m able to enjoy the story thoroughly anyways. Sigh. 

Reading all this remarkable work has made me want to write SO BADLY but I can’t anymore and it crushes my spirit…but it comes full circle in a weird way cuz at least I have the fanfic to go back to and get lost in for comfort. 

Thank you to all the writers who exercise their talent and are brave enough to put it on display and make yourself vulnerable in that way. I see you, I appreciate you, I am grateful to you. You make my world better by giving me people and worlds to get lost in when my own life isn’t desirable to occupy for moments. Your talent inspires me to want to try new things and be better even when I don’t have the ability to do so. And I just…thank all y'all. 

From the fluffiest fluff to the filthiest smut to thought out and intricately developed multi part plot driven pieces…y'all are putting in WORK and I hope the likes and reblogs and feedback that you get make you feel recognized and appreciated cuz you deserve that for giving so many of us so much to consume and admire and respect. 

I hold many of you in high regard and worry I come off too involved and creepy when I leave y'all detailed feedback but it’s my way of showing you how much your work meant to me when I read it (and probably go back to and re-read cuz i do that with the good ones that hit me in my heart or Casa Esperanza). 

I’m done rambling but to fan fic writers….thank you. I’m sure you don’t hear it enough but THANK YOU for fighting through the worry and the blocks and the time crunches and any/all other challenges you face to give us pieces of yourselves. You are wonderful.

[mylittleedgey]

Contains off screen Edgeworth x female oc and shamelessly written for the punchline.  Old KM fic

Although it shouldn’t have been surprising at this point, Phoenix still found himself stifling a scream as his former assistant performed a running tackle, clearing three steps and knocking onto the hood of Edgeworth’s car.  ���NICK NICK NICK YOU’VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG NIIIIIIICK!!!” she squealed.  “I’ve got something to show you it’s AWESOME!”  as soon as her feet touched the ground she was dragging him towards one of the other buildings in the village, one he’d never been in.  

“Wait, what?” her enthusiasm was as contagious as it was bewildering. “What happened?!”

She turned to him, mouth pursed in a vain attempt to keep the news in. For 3 seconds.  “Lilly had a BABY!”

“A baby? That’s it?”

Maya was distraught.  “She’s the MOST ADORABLE thing EVER, NICK! Cuter than CATS on the INTERNET!”  she emphasized, clenching her fists in genuine rage.

He was about to tell her that cats with poor grammar didn’t hold the same level of fascination for some humans as it did for her when he heard Edgeworth behind him.  “Lilly, one of the visitors at your…ceremony?” he wasn’t sure what to call the party where she had been proclaimed the Leader, and honestly he wasn’t sure if she knew a proper name for it either.  Fortunately, she didn’t go into detail.

“Yaaaay! You remembered!” Maya ran over and hugged him as a reward.  “Don’t you think she looks like she makes the CUUUTEST babies?”

Miles paused. “There were so many people there.  She was the one studying literature, right?”

“I dunno.” Maya shrugged.

“Well, who’s the father?”

“I dunno.” Maya shrugged again, obviously disinterested in the line of questioning.

“You don’t know?” Phoenix protested.  “I mean, it’s kind of important, isn’t it?”

“Not really.” she replied.  “Dads don’t stick around much here, anyway, remember?  But it’s a girl, so she’s going to stay part of the family, and that’s what’s important.”

“But, financially…” Edgeworth pressed.  “Shouldn’t he be responsible?”

“There’s not much to spend money on out here.  And like, what if you bought something big, like a car? Drive it ten feet from the training grounds to the temple? Everywhere else, it’s better to use the train.” she turned to them, walking backwards to face them.  “You guys are waaaaay over thinking this.  Just come look at her baby! You won’t believe how cute she is!” she turned back and ran into the next room.

“So…. Babies.”  Phoenix said apologetically, knowing Miles didn’t care much for children.

“They’re cute, Phoenix.  Girls like them.  I can’t help but wonder, though. Men aren’t exactly readily available out here.”

“GUUUUYYYYS!” came a warning roar from the next room, followed quickly by what sounded like a terrified baby girl. They hurried to the door to find Maya hugging the child attempting to calm the poor thing down with a bouncy dance that was clearly traumatizing it further.  Another woman, presumably Lilly, read a magazine casually,  either unconcerned for the sanity of her child or assuming the spiritual leader of her religion knew more about raising children than she did. Phoenix rushed to take the child from her.

“MAYA!” he yelled, and then gulped as the child screeched and her mother looked up archly.  Yes, apparently Maya was the only one allowed to give her kid Shaken Baby Syndrome.  “It’s ok, princess.” he cooed, and heaven help him, it WAS a freakishly adorable baby. “You’re alright, it’s ok.”  she stopped crying now and looked at him, huge eyes teary and fascinated.  “Everything’s okay, angel.” he continued. She giggled, and his heart melted.

“Aren’t her blue eyes sooo pretty, Nick?” Maya cooed.

“Most newborns have blue eyes, Maya.”  Edgeworth informed her.  “They change color later.”

Maya stuck her tongue out at the back of his head as he poured some tea.

“He’s right, Maya.”  Phoenix added.  “But her hair is so unusual… It looks almost like Franziska’s.”  He didn’t add that Franziska seemed like the type of woman that seemed able to impregnate other women by terror and sheer force of will, but the chuckle from Miles showed that it was clearly implied.  “It’s so fine, it looks almost grey.”

Miles choked.

It was a few seconds later, when Miles was still choking on his tea and the child’s hair was still very grey that a possible reason began to sink in. “Miles. Are you…?!”

“Am I?!” he parroted hoarsely.

“IS HE?!” Phoenix demanded of the mother, who shrugged coyly in response.  Maya made the wisest decision she had made in months and took the child back as Phoenix’s face changed color.  “You BASTARD!”

“Are they…?”  Lily asked, gesturing with a shoulder at the two men. Maya nodded vigorously, rolling her eyes.

“You bastard!” Phoenix repeated, grabbing a magenta lapel and dragging the other man out the room.

“Look, I didn’t know…”

“Didn’t know what?!” Phoenix hissed.  “That putting your cock in ladies could get them pregnant?!  How long have you even LIKED women?!”

“I don’t!” Miles protested.  Phoenix raised an eyebrow, fuming. “Look…” he started again.  “I’m gay, I’m not some sort of frothing misogynist, I don’t actually have anything against women, I just prefer the company of- God Phoenix, can you just breathe? You look like you’re about to pass out- I prefer men, I prefer YOU.” Phoenix scoffed again.  “I just… it was an accident, it was a party, and I had some drinks, and you weren’t there, and…”

“I WAS PRAYING WITH MAYA UNDER A FROZEN WATERFALL ALL NIGHT LONG!” Phoenix returned furiously.  “I don’t even know what the fuck I was praying too, I was just vaguely asking the universe to please not freeze my dick off.  Although APPARENTLY I should have been asking it to freeze yours off, because I can’t leave you alone for ONE SECOND….”

“I’ve never cheated on you before.” Miles returned firmly.

“Oh really?” Phoenix snorted.  “Is this actually not cheating, or ‘I’m not aware of any other illegitimate children I might have created while your back was turned’ kind of not cheating?”

“Listen, would you? It was an accident.”

“What kind of accident?! ‘I’m sorry, I accidentally penetrated your vagina with my penis, I should probably take that out before OH! Now I’ve gone and ejaculated!”

“I don’t think that’s fair.”

“You want this to be FAIR?!”  Phoenix yelled.  “What the hell was so exciting you couldn’t keep your dick in your pants?!”

“We were having a fascinating conversation about gender roles in 18th century English literature, if you must know.” Miles returned calmly.

“Oh God…” Phoenix hid his face in his palm.  “You got a LITERATURE erection?”

“Well, the conversation continued…” Miles continued, blushing slightly. “We ended up on the subject of…. How traditional values affected contemporary fiction…” he bit his lip.  “…And the conversation turned to…. Well…”

“YES?!”

“The fandom of The Steel Samurai”  he sighed.  “I never claimed to be a saint, Phoenix.”

“You…” Phoenix coughed.  “You cheated on me… over  FANFICS?!”

“Not mine! More like the general idea of….. Shit, Phoenix, I was really very drunk, and she was, as you must have noticed, visually attractive, and I was very absorbed in the conversation, and at some point I remember noticing her hand going down my pants and thinking it sounded like a good idea, and… Look, I really am sorry.”

“Not sorry enough to tell me?!”

“Damn it! What did you want me to say, ‘I fucked a girl, it’s not normally a problem for me, I know you were literally 300 yards away, but you can be sure it hasn’t happened before all those months I’ve been overseas and it will never happen again, I promise and you can trust me.”  he sighed.  “Yes, I should have told you.  I was a coward.  I AM a coward.  You know that.”

“You’re not a coward, Miles.  You’ve gone out of your way to piss off some of the most terrifying people I’ve ever met, including Damon Gant and Franziska Von Karma.  You’re just bring selfish.”

Miles cringed.  “Yes, I guess that’s fair.”  he looked up weakly. “Would it make things worse if I spoke to Lily?”

“About what?!”

“About her financial state, about healthcare options…. Look, I’m not trying to start a family, I’m just trying to take responsibility for a kid I apparently helped make…”

“…Do whatever you want.”

The echo of Miles’ footsteps sounded overwhelming as he left the room. However, they were soon drowned out by louder, more violent footfalls.  “YOU’RE DUMPING HIM, NICK?! HOW COULD YOU?!”

“I didn’t say I was…. Maya! I’m not the bad guy here! HE cheated on ME!”

“With LILLY!” She huffed.  “Lilly’s like the sweetest, nicest, prettiest girl ever, and she makes delicious burgers, and she shaves her legs, and you could learn A LOT from her, Nick!”

“He cheated on me over the STEEL SAMURAI!”  before the words even came out, he realized this was the worst possible crowd to use that defense on.  Maya slapped him.

“Like you’re any better!”

“I… what? What did I do?”

“You know…” Maya lectured furiously.  “You act like him bringing  a kid into the relationship is this huge deal, but you DID THE EXACT SAME THING!”

“I WHAT?!”

“TRUCY?!”

Phoenix choked.  “Maya, there’s a difference between making a kid and adopting it!”

“Really?! Like what?!”

The conversation continued, in increasingly loud and frustrated terms, as Miles inspected his new daughter warily.

“You DID tell me you were in a relationship beforehand, I’m sorry.” Lilly offered gently.

“No, it was my fault.” he sighed.  “So, what sort of education is she looking at?”

“Well, depending on her spiritual capabilities…”  Edgeworth snorted, and she smiled, remembering when their conversation had turned to the nature of religion.  “She may become an acolyte, or a minor head of a branch family, or an attendant to a higher member…”

“Sounds… delightful…” he muttered.  “What about college?”

“Few go.” she replied.  “Sometimes the ones with the least power are sent to get them out of the way.” she lowered her eyes in false modestly.  “And I had a scholarship too.”

“So, given your spiritual power… no offense… the likelihood of her being a necessary member of the community is unlikely?”

Lilly smiled.  “I hear your boyfriend is into adoption, if that’s what you’re asking.”

He raised an eyebrow nervously.

“To be honest… no offense… I was much more interested in the possibilities of pursuing a fascinating evening with a handsome and cultured young man after several months in a very secluded temple than I was at the potential of creating an offspring.”

Miles looked back at the child with growing terror.  As mad as Phoenix was, adopting the kid seemed right up his alley.  Given the nature of there relationship now, he didn’t want to think of how infinitely more complicated things would become with an infant child.  He thought of a question he should have asked earlier.  “Does she have a name?”

“Not yet.” Lilly replied.  “Normally they’re given a name at a special ceremony at three months, but given your closeness with Mystic Maya, I’m sure you could influence it.”

“What do you think of the name ‘Franziska’?”

“It’s ok, but why?”

He sighed.  “Because Karma’s a bitch.”

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Chris' characters and their favourite songs...

Steve Rogers:

Barry White - You're My First, My Last, My Everything.

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Johnny Storm:

Donna Summer - Hot Stuff

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Jake Jensen:

Journey - Don't Stop Believin'

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Lucas Lee:

AC/DC - Thunderstruck

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Colin Shea:

Salt and Pepa - Let's Talk About Sex

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Curtis Everett:

Foo Fighters - The Pretender

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Frank Adler:

Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over

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Jake Wyler:

Soft Cell - Tainted Love

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Nick Gant:

Moose T - Horny (😉😍😳)

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BONUS:

Chris Evans:

Rupert Holmes - The Pina Colada Song (Escape)

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