#nhan can hit notes No One Can bc non-human vocal chords and those backups are FIRE

[disco-headcanons]

Culber gets the entire crew one present. A karaoke machine for the mess hall. No sleep was had that night.

No sleep was had that night OR the next like 3 days as staff splits down by their jobs to see Who Has The Best Singers in Total

Medical *crushes* the other scientists, manages to overcome the majority of Engineering, and is about to crush the Command team when Detmer, flanked by Nhan and Bryce, casually stroll over to the karaoke machine together in a collaborative “Bridge Squad” effort

They win in a landslide, and there is peace in the dining hall at last.... for about a week until new songs are added and winnings are challenged and it’s War Once Again