#ngl i totally forgot what the question was these are just the top 5 hockey guys i long to marry and would be good husbands

[samgirard]

I'm snorting at "tragic halfway point for a pretty woman plot" but tHEN you give us " erik johnson and the concept of horses" im laughing omg. Ok for the ask: top 5 hockey players you'd bring home to meet your parents.

oh man WHAT A GOOD QUESTION 

1. the softest ruffboi in toronto: nazem kadri like he loves his cat and he loves his friends and he’s so bad at video games and he’s a friend of complacency like naz kadri marry me challenge 

2. reilly smith just gives off the most boring, domestic, comforting vibes like he’s just so inoffensive and dependable you can just imagine going to costco with him and he’s got a list and he kisses you at the entrance before you go off to get free samples while he beelines for the bulk mouthwash and then when you meet up again he’s snuck you some of the choicest lasagna you’d already have five samples of and you drive home in your nissan cube and put away all the groceries except the ice cream and you eat it together and have sleepy but satisfying midmorning sex on the sectional 

3. john tavares is the sexiest human pair of khakis i’ve ever seen he’s gonna grill me a steak

4. colton parayko is a giant, soft jean jacket of a man who i want to carry me everywhere and fall asleep on his chest while we watch food network together 

5. alexander "it’s alexander not alex” kerfoot like i was about to get out of here with no avs before i remembered what the question actually was, he’s a college boy live Ivy League, like he’s won Awards, he was in the Mock Financial Analyst Club, he made a ping pong system to decide who makes dinner in the rookie house, and he can make shrimp and scallop pasta like he’s got his life Together while at the same time being a goofball who can’t keep his tongue out of his mouth we can play tabletop games together and he’ll always insist on dming it’d be great 

ask me my top five anything