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Robert Kraft

Physique: Average Build Height: 5’ 7" (1.7 m)
Robert Kenneth Kraft (born June 5, 1941) is an American billionaire businessman. He is the founder, chairman and CEO of the Kraft Group, a diversified holding company with assets in paper and packaging, sports and entertainment, real estate development, and a private equity portfolio. He is internationally recognized as the owner of the six-time Super Bowl winning NFL franchise, the New England Patriots. He also owns the New England Revolution of MLS, which he founded in 1996, and the esport-based Boston Uprising, which Kraft founded in 2017. As of July 2024, he has an estimated net worth of US$11.1 billion according to Forbes.





Born in Brookline, MA, after earning a bachelor’s degree (1963) at Columbia University and an M.B.A. (1965) at Harvard Business School, Kraft went to work at Rand-Whitney, a manufacturer of paper packaging that was controlled by his father-in-law, Jacob Hiatt. Kraft bought out half of Hiatt’s interest in 1968 and took complete control in 1972. In 1972 he founded International Forest Products to trade in wood, pulp, and paper products. He created the Kraft Group in 1998 as a holding company for Rand-Whitney, International Forest Products, and his family’s other interests, most notably in the field of sports.


Kraft’s first sports-related venture was the Boston Lobsters, a team in Billie Jean King’s World Team Tennis (WTT) league. He acquired the New England Patriots in January 1994, paying $172 million, the highest price for an NFL team up to that time. In 2000 Kraft hired Bill Belichick as head coach, and the move helped transform the Patriots into one of the NFL’s dominant teams, winning six Super Bowls (2002, 2004, 2005, 2015, 2017, and 2019). In 1996 Kraft and his family also founded the New England Revolution, which played in the Major League Soccer league.





Lets see… twice married, Kraft married Myra Nathalie Hiatt in 1963 and together the couple had four sons: Jonathan A. Kraft, Daniel A. Kraft, Joshua M. Kraft, and David H. Kraft. She died on July 20, 2011, of ovarian cancer, at the age of 68. In June 2012, Kraft began dating actress Ricki Noel Lander, who was 38 years his junior, later breaking up in 2018. In 2019, Kraft was charged with two counts of soliciting prostitution, but the charges were dropped the following year. In 2022, Kraft married his partner, Dana Blumberg.


Kraft proves two theories of mine. First: He as more than two children, so my loves to fuck theory applies. Second: If a man who was married for a long time (over 45 years) and loses his wife by divorce or in this case, death. Would go CRAZY for some new strange. He’s fucking a twenty something model/wanna be actress, getting blow jobs at cheap massage parlors and hanging around rappers. Strippers/groupies anyone. And included in all that, experimenting in man on man sex. Allegedly. Allegedly. But you can’t tell me he hasn’t had his dick sucked by a man.

Career Highlights and Awards 6× Super Bowl champion (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XLIX, LI, LIII) George Halas Award (2012) Theodore Roosevelt Award (2006) U.S. Open Cup (2007)
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The Playoff Night That Never Was

Featuring Dallas Cowboys' owner, Jerry Jones and Head Coach Mike McCarthy
The stadium lights had barely dimmed after the Dallas Cowboys clinched a narrow victory against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 26-24. The score echoed through the empty locker room, a hollow victory since the playoffs were out of reach. Frustration hung in the air, thick and palpable. Jerry Jones, the Cowboys' owner, stormed into the coach's office, his face a mix of rage and disappointment.
Mike McCarthy, the head coach, was still in his gear, sweat drying on his skin, his mind reeling from the season's end.

"What the hell was that, Mike?" Jerry's voice boomed, the door slamming shut behind him.
Mike stood up, his eyes meeting Jerry’s with a mix of defiance and exhaustion. "We won, Jerry. That's what it was."
Jerry stepped closer, his breath hot and fast. "Winning now doesn't mean shit when we're out of the playoffs!"
McCarthy, with the calm of a man who knew he was on thin ice, replied, "We've got the talent, Jerry. We just need—"
"Need what? More of your bullshit strategies?" Jerry cut him off, his eyes narrowing with a mix of anger and something darker.
Jerry, shaking his head as if there was nothing Mike could do. But in his head, he's debating if he should propose an exchange for sex or not. Just then, Jerry walked over to a wall with Mike's accolades, turned, walked right up to coach McCarthy.
"Maybe you need to show your commitment in a way that's… less about football." Jerry said in a husky whisper.
In a moment of tension, the air charged with something more than anger. The room, filled with the scent of sweat and leather, seemed to shrink around them.
"Show me you're worth keeping, Mike," Jerry said, his voice thick with lust.
The sound of Jerry's zipper was like a gunshot in the quiet room, his 7' inch cock springing free, already semi-hard with anticipation and power. The air seemed to thicken as McCarthy, understanding the veiled threat, knelt before Jerry.
"Suck my cock." Jones ordered.
Mike stared at Jones, looking for answers. Here's the answer! Jerry thought as he grabbed Mike's neck, pulling him down violently, his cock bobbing in front of McCarthy's face.
Jerry's cock was thick, veined, the head slick with precum. Mike hesitantly wrapped his hand around it, feeling its throbbing heat, his fingers barely touching around its girth. Jerry groaned, the sensation of another man's hand on his cock after so long sending electric pulses through him. He noticed McCarthy's wedding ring, making the act even more illicit, more forbidden.
"Open your mouth," Jerry commanded, his voice hoarse with desire. Mike complied, his lips parting, and Jerry guided his cock forward, the head brushing against McCarthy's lips before slipping inside. The warmth, the wetness of Mike's mouth around him was intoxicating. Mike's tongue hesitantly flicked over the tip, tasting Jerry's precum, his mouth watering involuntarily.
Jerry's hands tightened in McCarthy's hair, forcing him to take more, the coach gagging slightly as Jerry's cock hit the back of his throat.
"That's it, use that tongue," Jerry instructed, watching as Mike struggled to adjust, his cheeks hollowing out with the effort of sucking.
Jerry began to thrust, his hips moving in a rhythmic motion, fucking McCarthy's mouth with a desperation that matched his frustration over the season. McCarthy's eyes watered, saliva dripping down his chin, but he didn't pull back. His lips formed a tight seal around Jerry's cock, creating a suction that had Jerry growling with pleasure.
"Fuck, that mouth of yours," Jerry gasped, his balls tightening as he watched McCarthy take him deeper, the coach's nose buried in the coarse hair at the base of his cock during each deep thrust. The sounds were obscene, wet and sloppy, McCarthy's gagging mixed with Jerry's moans filling the room.
Jerry felt the climax building, his body tensing, his movements growing erratic.
"Swallow it, Mike," he grunted, his voice rough, and with a final thrust, he came, his cum shooting in thick ropes into McCarthy's mouth. Mike choked slightly but swallowed, the act finalizing their perverse bargain.
As McCarthy pulled back, wiping his mouth, his own erection was evident through his coaching shorts, a testament to the forbidden thrill of the act. Jerry, still catching his breath, tucked himself back into his pants, his eyes gleaming with a mix of satisfaction and control.
"You're still my coach, Mike, but remember," Jerry said, his voice low, "this is how you keep your seat."
The next day, as they stood before the press, there was a new bond between them, one forged not just in the loss but in the secret, scandalous act of the night before, a silent pact sealed with sweat, saliva, and cum.


Note: This narrative is entirely fictional and it does not suggest or reflect any real-life behaviors, events, or relationships between Jerry Jones, Mike McCarthy, or any individuals associated with the Dallas Cowboys.
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hockey is bad in many ways but they did go off with making the most important trophy in the sport a semi-living magical entity you can have sex with
#of the mlb/nba/nfl trophies they make a new one every year and give it to the owners first to hoist.#BORING!! i want the hundred year old quasi-holy-grail
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The NHL has asked me to do stuff for them, whether that be social media, or interviews, or little promo things here and there, and I've always been willing to do it. And I kinda have been like their flag-bearer a little bit, like the token gay that they're kind of using to show that hockey is for everyone even though they're doing stuff on the outside that's completely opposite. So it felt like a stab in the back, a little bit, from them.
--Luke Prokop on the NHL's pride tape ban (starting at ~27:00)
#this is the newsy pull quote but the entire interview is a delight#the info about the logistics of his coming out was fascinating#and his thoughts about the preds' new owner being a former governor responsible for anti-gay legislation#and also they made him pick NFL games based on the relative hotness of the QBs so that was fantastic#my d partner luke prokop
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Zero excuse not to pay our best players. Btw.
#the eagles are going to their second super bowl in three years. we haven't made it back in four years.#i don't understand how you look at their model and think 'oh that's not something we need to try to emulate!'#there are ways to EASILY manipulate the cap and get everyone paid#the brown/blackburn family can cry and sob about how they're the 'poorest' owners in the league#they are billionaires#mike and the bengals are worth 4 billion#an nfl team is quite literally an ever appreciating asset#even if they claim they aren't liquid. they have the means to get there! again. easily!!#they are just stubborn. plain and simple.#now. that being said. i don't necessarily think duke's words mean that they won't get it done.#but they're going to be assholes about it. and they're going to make it way way harder than it needs to be.#because they think that's how 'good business' is done#(did we all see those stadium emails?? jesus christ.)#anyway i'm gonna go post fun stuff now.
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the NFL team report cards are out and the fact that the chiefs got a D+ bc they still refuse to renovate the locker rooms for some reason is so funny. like wym you didn’t even have chairs until like last season 💀
#they were promised it would be renovated after the super bowl and it just… never was#those owners are terrible#but it’s a reason to make fun of the chiefs so i’ll take it#nfl
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#todays mood#buffalo bills#cincinnati bengals#bills mafia#bills vs chiefs#nfl football#credit to original owner#nfl conference championship
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This picture of him is everything!🤯
(This is an old photo I believe from last season but I just found it on Pinterest)
#joe burrow#nfl#bengals#cincinnati bengals#lsu#lsu football#lsu tigers#football#he’s everything#I love him#this pic goes hard#this picture#oh my gosh#love him#pinterest#found on pinterest#not my photo#credit to original owner#mind blown#holy shit#Joey b#joe brrr#Joe cool
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Ew the Chiefs owners 🤢 Conservative zealots do be zealoting
#the wife of the owner came out and basically tacitly supported the kicker’s speech#fucking ew#the nfl is so gross#i know i shouldn’t be surprised because i knew they were hardcore right wingers#but it actually makes me feel so sick#sorry killatrav you do seem like a good egg and you make our girl happy#but your job suuuuuuuuuuuucks
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Jerry Jones

Physique: Average Build Height: 6’ (1.83 m)
Jerral Wayne “Jerry” Jones Sr. (born October 13, 1942) is an American businessman who is the owner, president, and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys of the NFL, one of the world’s most valuable sports teams. Since he acquired the franchise in 1989, Dallas has won three Super Bowls (1993, 1994, and 1996). Jones is among the league’s most influential owners and is sometimes called the “shadow commissioner.” He has an estimated net worth of $16.1 billion, the majority of which can be accounted for as being his ownership stake in the Cowboys.





Born in Los Angeles, CA, and moved to North Little Rock, AR as a child. Jones enrolled at the University of Arkansas, co-captaining the 1964 national championship football team. The following year he graduated with a B.S. in business administration and later that year received an M.F.A. Following graduation, he became an executive vice president at his family's insurance company. After selling it, the Joneses established Buena Vista Animal Paradise.


In 1989, Jones purchased the Dallas Cowboys for $140 million. Under Jones, the team achieved success, elevating the franchise's value to an estimated $10 billion. He played a pivotal role in securing lucrative TV deals, contributing to the NFL's financial prosperity. Criticized for his high visibility and controversial decisions as both owner and general manager, Jones remains a polarizing figure among fans.





Jones married Eugenia Chambers in 1963 and together they have three children: Stephen (fuckable), Charlotte (hitable) and Jerry Jones Jr. (hitable). Wait… in 2022, Jones was served with legal action by a 25-year-old woman who claimed that he is her biological father. I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. Well… not that shocked if you've seen pics of him and strippers that surfaced online.


Anyways… when first won three Super Bowls, I never wanted to fuck him more. Then he hit the wall, team wise and looks. Recently, he’s become fuckable to me again and I don’t know why? Maybe it all the thots throwing themselves at him that’s got me all horned up for Jones. Now I’m not saying he’s hitting any of them. Just that he looks like the type that would.

Career Highlights and Awards As Owner: 3× Super Bowl champion (XXVII, XXVIII, XXX) 2014 NFL Executive of the Year
As Player: National champion (1964)
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i dont get why people are so fucked about it being the walter cup?? like thats how sports trophies work you name the team one after some rando and then name the player awards after important past players
#<3#the championship trophy is named after like. a coach or an owner or commissioner or something#except stanley that guy was a governor general lmao#the vince lombardi also changed names like that wasnt its og name#it was changed to honour a coach that died that won the packers their first super bowl#and the pwhl can’t do that because no one has won the trophy yet#i feel like the awards being named after past players is one of the things the nhl does right lmao#the nfl has like. two of those. the deacon jones and the art rooney but most of them are just named what the thing is#like dpoy etc
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I forgot about rpf Monday LOL what do you think about the whole team being a pack? I like to think that Brock is like the team omega 🤭
tbh i go back and forth on the team-as-pack thing just cuz there's so much turnover on the roster from year to year BUT it does make for some very interesting dynamics between teammates plus you could link the breakdown of a locker room to the fracturing of the pack and things like that🤔. if the niners did have a team pack i think the people really interlinked within the pack would mostly be vets and specifically starters. like you wouldn't start being brought into the fold until your 2nd/3rd year unless you're rookie nick bosa or something.
so when brock initially comes in he's more on the outskirts than anything but then of course kyle performs black magic rituals to sacrifice trey and jimmy's legs and all of a sudden he's QB1 so timeline gets a little sped up💀. i do think there's a few alphas on the team who've already kinda taken him under their wing in a sense, mainly deebo im thinking of and BA. as for him being the team omega he's definitely not the only omega on the team by far but he is the qb ya know so yeah he kind of is the team omega😭
#idk im never quite sure on how i stand on the team as pack thing#cuz on the one hand it IS interesting and good for fics#but on the other hand i do like a bit of realism in my omegaverse yk (she says while making nfl players pregnant yeah yeah ik)#and i just cant see the nfl allowing team packs to happen#like owners and gms would be against that immediately cuz do yk how much of a pain in the ass trades would be LMAO#not to put down ur thoughts or anything anon i just probably won't write about team packs anytime soon#anon#asks#rpf monday#ask game#nfl rpf#brock purdy#omegaverse#49ers#ty for your thots!!!
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#How bad were the SAG AWARDS when all of the news jusr keeps running pictures of Fran Drescher and Barbara Streisand?#Doesn't SAG want to show off the Male Brothel that Hollywood has turned into#Thank the NFL Owners who like having healthy male eye candy tonlook at on screen#Doninic Sessa is the newest Hollywood Gay Mafia member#Even Britain has theur eye on him#Holdovers#Sony Pictures#Warner Bros#Paramount Global#Netflix
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THE SHIRT!!

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