#newcastle united vs liverpool

[millythegoat]

My sleep deprived ass missed the entire half of the game and shocked to see the state of the team with one nil down and a red card for Virg

[juergenklopp]

DARWIN NÚÑEZ scores two goals in the 81st minute and 90+3rd minute vs Newcastle United to bring ten-man Liverpool FC to win the match 2–1 (August 27, 2023)

[pitstopfc]

anthony gordon celebrates after scoring newcastle united’s second goal vs liverpool

[guardiolas]

Liverpool vs Newcastle United

[kostastsimikas]

Newcastle United vs Liverpool FC, August 27, 2023

[bukayo-saka]

looked at the matches for tomorrow and I have decided that football is evil actually and I hate it.

Forest vs Man City and Liverpool vs Newcastle kicking off at 7:30, Celtic vs Aberdeen and Fiorentina vs Empoli at 8 and then Arsenal vs Man United at 8:15…

I should be allowed to slap peps bald head as compensation

[iamacanal]

Everton That

Losing out on the Champions League because of a roof tile.

Conceding a goal because Yobo had stopped to tie his shoelaces.

Using three goalkeepers in one game.

Having lost the first keeper during his warm-up when he fell over the "keep off the grass" sign.

The youngster who fell off the bus and broke his leg on his way to a trial at the club.

Bournemouth 2018. That shithouse Smith getting sent off and Keane scoring to take the lead within minutes of each other and for one brief moment I experienced joy. Then Baines said "fuck joy" and gave away the softest penalty you'll ever see.

On the subject of Bournemouth waves furiously.

Might as well mention Newcastle 2-2 as well. Sorry Dad.

Thomas Mhyre losing a contact lens.

Going on an unbeaten run against United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs but losing out on Europe because the coach decided to get sentimental against a relegation bound Fulham. No, honestly Marco you should totally start a creaking Jags against Mitrovic what's the worst that could happen.

Your striker being unavailable because he's currently banged up in Barlinnie is a perfectly normal thing that could happen to any perfectly normal club.

Graeme Sharp being bitten by his own dog.

Mo Johnston getting attacked by a rocking horse.

Kanchelskis

Samuel Eto'o played for Everton.

Materazzi crying. (honourable mention for him casually cradling a baby at his first press conference)

Throwing your toddler at a bemused Lyon player.

Neville Southall's sit in protest.

Neville Southall's "crap" interview explaining said protest. (and the reaction of Norman Whiteside)

The self proclaimed Best Referee in the World being brought back for one match only and doing an absolutely wonderful job.

Grim Reaper Vs Moyes. (I know it was a publicity stunt but it counts)

Mumbles something about a headlock and the resulting sassy police statement.

Howard Kendall gathering the players in a circle on the pitch post Coventry like naughty schoolchildren.

I know they'd left the club by then but accidentally blinding your best friend in a shooting incident feels uniquely Everton.

Inadvertently revealing you've signed Jonny Evans because you haven't lowered the mic on a training video.

Jonny Evans signs for Manchester United.

No one eats Duncan Ferguson's fish.

Jonestown but make it Scouse.

"Or Satan as I like to call him". The greatest moment in any football phone-in ever. (actually there was the one who got cut off for saying something about a non Everton player and a watch belonging to their granddaughter but)

Sammy Lee's rallying battle cry.

Ellesmere Port. iykyk

Mr Testicles

Davide Ancelotti speaks Italian. He's like so amazing. Swoons.

Leon Osman revealing in his autobiography that Martinez didn't bother defending corners in training because they didn't count as real goals. Which you know seems sort of relevant to the whole Martinez experience.

It taking a good year or so for this to become a thing because clearly nobody had bought that autobiography.

This absolute monstrosity

[unitedbydevils]

Match Review: Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-0 Manchester United

Merry Christmas, United fans. For fuck sake...

As the black sheep of a Wolves family... this one hurts. I know they're something of a bogey team for us, but today United were woeful.

Amorim is taking a lot of criticism for how he lined up and whatnot, but is he really at fault? You could see the frustrations from Hojlund today - people taking far too long to make a pass or not looking at their goal threat making moves. It's so, so poor.

United being with 10-men explains why we fell slightly behind Wolves for possession, but the quality of our play was very "meh". 80% pass accuracy vs 83% of near-relegation Wolves. Awful. That said, with our form... we're becoming a relegation battle side.

There have been some positives, like Ugarte, Mazraoui, De Ligt, and of course Amad, but that's about it. A lot of people have been very poor - and some who we know there's more to come from.

Kobbie Mainoo is one such example. He's young, and I want him to stay, but Kobbie is not doing great at the moment. The obvious answer is to start playing Casemiro more, but it feels like - based on the rumours - INEOS want him out the door because of his wages. He's paid a lot, too much I'd say, but of anyone in our team on big money he's the one who historically has earned it. He could do a job at the moment, and we're harming ourself if that is the case (as opposed to Amorim just not rating him).

United were lacklustre at best and offensive at worst. We looked devoid of confidence, ideas, motivation, and effort. The problem is that while it's difficult learning a new system, there's still basics of football that you have to accomplish, and those things aren't being achieved.

Specific personnel also have to take blame. CAPTAIN Bruno Fernandes, on a yellow card, getting a second booking moments into the second half? Un-fucking-believable. And not just that, wholly unnecessary. A needless tackle that threw the game. This is exactly the shit that gets him abuse, because he can be petulant, stroppy, and in this case clumsy. Do better, be better.

Andre Onana also comes in for criticism. Two goals conceded from corners in the space of a week or so? Unreal. It's not heard of, and it's not suddenly United being targeted. This is how people challenge keepers and getting in the way, and yet Onana just wilts under the same pressure that we criticised Bayindir for faltering at and bang, repeat goal.

I hinted at the idea of doing a squad keep/sell list, and that will be the next post. As Andy Mitten (above) says - you get the feeling that most of the squad are rightly for sale because this is god awful.

I watched this match with friends at their house and said when Cunha was skinning our players in the first half: this is the game that will be shown when United sign Cunha. This was the moment. And it was a top performance. He showed pace, guile, and goal threat. We're crying out for this, and in that left 10 aside Hojlund today he'd have been immense. Maybe one for the summer, especially if Wolves get relegated.

If, after listening to the wise words of Andy, you want to punish yourself, then the match "highlights" are below.

Next up are Newcastle at 8pm on Monday 30th. Given our form... another defeat. Then it's Liverpool on the 5th... another defeat. And then it's Arsenal in the FA Cup... another defeat. This is going to get worse before it gets better.

[carebearcody]

top 5 liverpool 22/23 moments

1. 7-0 vs united. need i say more

2. late win vs newcastle with fabio winning goal (jurgen if ur reading this give fabio more mins this is a threat i will hunt u down)

3. 1-0 win vs city with mo salah just . being mo salah

4: (idk if this counts but) trent’s evolution into this inverted rb role has been soooooo satisfying to watch and even tho this system needs work [ex like vs aston villa] he looks like himself again and he’s soo good and he’s getting the chance to show it again 🥹

5. (ok i’m sorry but) 4-3 win vs spurs. i wasn’t even able to watch the match i was doing maid of honour stuff but seeing that whole game unfold thru twitter and my dash was soooooo funny. like klopp pulling his muscle celebrating was just fucking hilarious

thank u jana my beloved this acc made me appreciate this weird season lmao <3333

[millythegoat]

🎶you spin me right ‘round, baby, right ‘round 🎶

James milner ft allan saint maximin (electric boogaloo version)

[holopiscom]

Jadwal Liga Inggris Malam Ini : Brentford vs Liverpool, Arsenal vs Aston Villa

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Leicester vs Crystal Palace: Preview, predictions and lineups

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[top4allo]

Leicester vs Crystal Palace: Preview, predictions and lineup

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[cryptoto]

Leicester vs Crystal Palace: Preview, Predictions and Lineups

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Leicester vs Crystal Palace: Preview, Predictions and Lineups

Leicester City are looking to end their five-game losing streak in the Premier League on Wednesday night when they host Crystal Palace. After a bit of a new manager jump following the arrival of Ruud van Nistelrooy, Leicester have returned to form over the past month. The Foxes have faced some challenging fixtures against the likes of Liverpool, Manchester City and Newcastle United, but have…

[cupsdeeps]

Arsenal vs Man Utd: FA Cup Third Round Preview, Predictions, and Lineups

Arsenal and Manchester United, two of the most decorated clubs in FA Cup history, face off at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday in a highly anticipated third-round clash. While Arsenal look to bounce back from a midweek Carabao Cup loss to Newcastle, United are aiming to build on a promising display in their draw against Liverpool last weekend. Match Details Location: Emirates Stadium, London,…