#new rule must be 30+ and NORMAL!!! to be a streamer
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I want dream to expose them all and take them down with him burn it all to the ground
honestly the streamer space needs a reckoning because rhe impact these hypocritical chronically online losers are having on young viewers brains is insane
#like i hate the fact that young people are having their brains rotted in this way and these ccs arent helping#theyre too young and chronically online themselves#new rule must be 30+ and NORMAL!!! to be a streamer#like its ur after 9-5 hobby for fun not ur job kind of normal#nova.ask
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Writing Promts: Adeline's birthday surprize
“Grunkle Stan? How many candles should we put on the cake?” Mabel was leaning above a large birthday cake that she and her great uncle had spent the entire morning baking. She had an armful of candles waiting to be placed.
“Twenty- um… No wait…. Fifty- uh… Geez, I’m not sure. Put however many you want to, sweetie.” Stan and Soos were putting up decorations around the yard. Streamers and balloons hung all around the place. Unfortunately, they were all Halloween themed since that’s all the store had to offer.
“Good thing Addi’s favorite color’s orange, huh, Mr. Pines?” Soos was putting up a giant banner saying “Happy ??th Birthday, Addi!”.
Didn’t really help that with the time travel and everything that there was no way to thoroughly determine how old Adeline Marks actually was. She’d physically still be in her 20′s but year wise, she’d be in her 50′s. This was her first birthday since showing up in 2012, so the subject had never really been brought up.
“I suppose it’s a bit of a conundrum on it’s own” Stanford had said. “If we looked at it at certain perscpectives, it can go either way. Of course, we don’t know every single rule when it comes to time travel. For all we know, Addi could remain her current age forever. Or even age rapidly at any given moment in order to “catch up” to the current time. Or she could age faster internally but continually age normally externally. There are all kinds of possibilities and outcomes. We just have to wait and see what happens.”
That hadn’t been very encouraging to Adeline herself, who’d insisted on not making a big deal out of her birthday. Addi hadn’t been looking forward to this day. It was just a reminder of what had happened to her all those years ago. And just how uncertain her future was going to be. She had even visited an old friend of hers that was phsycic, the real kind and not a cheap parlor trick, and even SHE was unable to tell Addi how or when her life would cut to an end.
So instead of keeping Addi around the house to be cooped up or watch the others decorate, Stanford had taken Addi to go visit Fiddleford and Tate along with some of the anomalies they had known since she first arrived at Gravity Falls. A trip down memory lane to try and make her feel better about everything. Ford had insisted that it just be him and Adeline even though Dipper wanted to come as well.
“I know you want to help, Dipper, but I think it’d just be better if it were just people from back in the day. Consider it a reunion. You wouldn’t want to go to your parent’s high school reunion, would you?”
Dipper sighed. “No. Probably not…” He slouched a bit as Ford ruffled the thirteen year old’s hair.
“We’ll bring you along for the next one, alright?”
“Okay. Thanks, Great Uncle Ford.” Dipper looked over at Addi who looked completely depressed. This was also the first birthday she’d have here without Shifty, her adoptive son, around. Dipper gave a concerned frown. “You sure she’ll be okay?”
“Positive. She just needs some time away with friends. Just stay here and make sure everyone else doesn’t go too overboard with the decorations.”
Addi must have overheard them and joined the conversation.
“I’ll be fine. I promise. Just the “getting older blues”. Nothing to worry about. But thanks for being concerned, Dipper. I appreciate it.” She gave Dipper a quick heartfelt hug and soon they were out the door.
That was a few hours ago. They’d be coming back home anytime now.
“Hurry up, Mabel! They’ll be back soon and this has to be perfect!” Dipper already had the rest of the food for the party layed out and organized.
“Keep your pants on! I’m trying to get all these candles lit!”
Mabel was meticulously lighting each candle on the cake. This wouldn’t have been a problem normally. But in this case, Mabel couldn’t decide on how many candles to put on the cake… so she put ALL of them on.
“MABEL! How many candles did you put on there?!” Dipper’s voice cracked as he panicked.
“Hey, Grunkle Stan said I could put on as many as I want. So I did! Addi missed 30 years of birthdays! We gotta make this one special!
“By putting a layer of candles on top of the cake?! It’s going to take forever to light these!”
A grin grew on Stan’s face.
“Hold on, I’ve got this covered.” He went into the house without another word.
Dipper groaned and pulled out a to do list.
“Okay so we have food, refreshments, decorations, and the cake… What about presents?”
“Don’t worry about it, bro bro.” Mabel pulled out a blue scrapbook she had been working on for the last couple of days. She opened it up to reveal a ton of Polaroid pictures, some starting from 1977 to that very day.
“Where did you get all these pictures?”
“Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford and a bunch of other people around town gave me all kinds of pictures. I thought it’d be nice if Addi had an album of all the stuff from back then and see everything she missed. Everyone even signed it at the end! Well, except you, of course.” Mabel handed Dipper a marker and directed him to the very last page where there had yet to be a picture. He smiled and signed.
“This is a grea idea, Mabel!”
“What can I say? I AM, after all, an arts and crafts genius.” Mabel ran her hand through her hair much like their friend Pacifica used to.
Dipper rolled his eyes and jumped as Stan emerged from the Mystery Shack sporting a flame thrower.
“Time to light some candles!” Stan got a michievous smile on his face and started up the flame thrower.
“GRUNKLE STAN, DON’T!!!” The twins yelled in unison before flames shot out towards the cake and the entire party.
Ford and Addi were walking back up to the house with smiles on their faces. Having that visit with everyone had been a good idea.
“Thanks for taking me out to visit everyone, Stanford. I really needed it.” She smiled at her friend.
“You’re welcome. See, I told you that that’d cheer you up.”
Addi laughed.
“Yeah, it’s nice to see that not everything’s changed. Fiddleford is still the southern kook we know and love. And I’m glad to see how everyone else has been. We’ve all been pretty busy. What with you and Stan planning your big sailing trip and me trying to figure out what I’m going to do.”
“Well you’re already going to be the representative for the anamolies when it comes to Gravity Falls stuff. It’s good that you’re going to be working with both normal citizen’s and… well… not so normal.”
“Yeah. But I still want to do more research, especially while you’re gone. Maybe I can still be your research assistant from here. Like if you need someone to read up on some things or do stuff on the “internet”. I still want to help you out when I can.”
Ford smiled gently.
“I’d like that. And we can talk with that two way portal mirror we found back in ‘79! It’d have a better signal than any phone I’d have.”
“Yeah! This can actually work out!”
“Yeah- OH MY GOSH!”
They finally arrived at the house to see everything either up in flames or covered in extinguisher fluid. Stan was using the fire extinguisher on what looked like a flame thrower while the kids and Soos poured water on the much smaller flames.
“What the heck happened here?!” Ford seemed both confused and furious. They’d only been gone for a few hours and the outside of his house was up in flames.
“Sorry, it’s all my fault. I had the bright idea of lighting candles with a flame thrower…” Stan put out the remainder of the fire from the device.
“You WHAT?!”
“No no no! Don’t get mad at him, Grunkle Ford! He was trying to help me! I put too many candles on the cake and it was taking too long to light!” Mabel got in between the two men with a worried look on her face. Until Dipper stepped in.
“Don’t be mad at anyone, Great Uncle Ford. It’s… It’s my fault… You put me in charge and I couldn’t handle it… I let things get out of control… And because I couldn’t do my job, Addi’s party got ruined…” He looked down at his shoes and braced for a lecture from the angry looking man in front of him.
Ford’s eyebrows furrowed as the frown on his face grew.
“… Well I can’t say I’m not disappointed in any of you… Each of you had a hand in this…”
Soos raised his hand. “Did I, Dr. Pines?”.
“No, Soos.”
Soos let out a sigh of relief.
“What the heck were you all thinking? First everything that’s already happened to Addi and when we finally have a chance to make to situation a little better, you all pull this stunt? I’m not mad but we’ll be lucky if Addi doesn’t break down into tears at this poi- huh?”
Ford was interrupted by the sound of laughter. He turned to see Addi wiping a tear from her eye with a smile on her face. He gave his assistant a confused look as she stepped into the confrontation.
“I love it! This is honestly exactly what I needed for today!” She snorted a bit as she continued laughing.
“Oh no! Addi’s so distraught with grief that she’s going nutso bonkers! Someone get a straight jacket!” Soos declared as he pointed at the woman.
“N-No! I’m really happy!” She smiled and calmed herself finally. “You guys went through all this trouble just to make sure I had a good birthday? That’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for me.” She pulled Dipper and Mabel into a hug. “Thank you so much.”
“But… We ruined it. Everything’s destroyed.” Dipper’s confusion was obvious in his voice.
“So? Ever hear the phrase “It’s the thought that counts”? You guys brought out a FLAME THROWER just to make sure all the candles were lit on time before we came back! Who else would do that just to make someone happy?” Adeline was smiling from ear to ear. She then turned to Ford.
“And YOU were going to yell at them for it?”
Ford rubbed the back of his neck and blushed. “I-I honestly wasn’t expecting this reaction from you. You’ve just been so down about your birthday… We all wanted to make it a good one.”
“It IS a good one. The best I’ve had in a while. I got to see my old friends, I’m getting to spend time with my new ones who put together an amazing party for me, and we’re all together to enjoy it. Why wouldn’t it be a good one?”
Stan tossed the now empty fire extinguisher away.
“See? I told you she’d like anything you threw at her.”
“Stanley!” Ford still had an angry look at his brother until Addi pulled them both into a hug.
“Thanks guys. This is DEFINITELY a birthday I’m never going to forget.”
“OH!” Mabel pulled out the scrapbook from it’s hiding place, undamaged by the previous excitement. “Happy Birthday, Addi! We might not know how old you are, but you’re timeless to all of us!”
Addi gave a surprised look before thumbing through the pages, smiling and tearing up as she looked through all the pictures. “This… This is perfect… Thank you everyone…”
The Pines family gathered around her for a group hug as Mabel gave Waddles the signal to snap the camera resting on a tripod in front of him.
A picture of Addi and her friends smiling happily now placed in that final photo slot in the album.
#hntrgurl13 fanfiction#adeline marks#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#soos ramirez#gravity falls#this is long af
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