#new parkour tactic: use babies that you shoot out of yourself like rockets to make impossible 5 block jumps

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What if sky cotl valley of triumph restructured to work like parkour civilization. Backflipping cjampion was practicing manta 360s in their memory. priestess tried to do a backwards jump and gave birth halfway through (this is to keep the idea of the twins existence being ultimately what called her demise) and shooting them out altered her momentum so she missed the jump fell all the way down to parkour jail but instead of being imprisoned she died :( Mekhs job is to feed the noobs and pros while sahs job is to oversee the parkour temples but he just starts making them impossible for fun, very sad. Martha is a livestock chicken who couldn’t make the parkour jump and was supposed to feed the noobs but was blessed by parkour god (megabird) and turned into an elder bird and then managed to find all the rhythm spirits in the parkour noob level and helped them make 1 block vertical jump for beef and escape

You are just sdying words at me