#new musiccccc let’s go

[everywhere-all-around-the-world]

Some kpop songs that make me experience emotions (I only listen to girl groups and soloists, hopefully it's fine):

Gfriend - Rough & Mago

BerryGood - Angel

Spica - Tonight

Nine muses - Dolls & Sleepless night

Brave girls - After we ride

SNSD - Into the new world

Taeyeon - I

Gain - Carnival

Laboum - Journey to Atlantis

Ladies' code - Jasmine

Red Velvet - Body talk & Feel my rhythm

Sulli - Dorthy & On the moon

Sunmi - pporappippam & Siren

Nmixx - Kill this love (BP cover) @ It's live (YouTube)

YES THANK YOU I will listen to all of these immediately

[lovehypegirl]

ִֶָ ⊹ ִֶָ INFRUNAMI

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"GIRL, YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT" "YOU'RE THE ONE I NEED"

pairing: miyuki x f! reader synopsis: you're miyuki's girlfriend from new york city, a former baseball player, and a manager for seidou notes: kinda connects to REAL HOT GIRL SHIT. and yes, I'm from the city warnings: i would say none but y/n talks about nyc's crime so thats the warning. nyc. all the cute kissy stuff is toward the end wc: 0.6k

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infrunami reminds me of him. as well as blame by bryson tiller and family affair by mary j. blige but oh well

you began to date at the end of your first year

tbh he might have been a little intimidated by you since you're an American and the Japanese are known for their etiquette and decorum and the US is known for well...guns (and expensive health care)

his mental stereotypes kinda went away when he realized you weren't going to whip out a glock 19 whenever you got mad

he did admire how you always spoke your mind even if it meant you ending up saying the national anthem in English to prove your patriotism. you can take a man out of America but you can't take the America out of a man (i deadass do this like i've got that shit memorized down PAT)

"for the land of the freeeeeeeeee....and the home of the...braveeeeeeeeeee" you concluded your serenade of Star Spangled Banner as you two sat in his dorm

"kinda impressive that you know that by heart" Miyuki mused

"go to enough sports events and sit through enough graduations and you'll get the hang of it"

he's probably asked you a bunch of questions about what growing up in nyc was like

he was confused when you said your parents let you ride on the subway with friends at age 11 (you had said the subway was dangerous like 14 seconds ago)

he was mortified when you said you saw 2 girls get stabbed in Grand Central Station while you were eating your food in the Dining Concourse (real life events)

but he still doesn't really understand why people are so rowdy during baseball games and why you hate it that Japanese baseball games are quiet

"You're saying people get drunk at baseball games?" he asked you one night during an evening jog "Yeah, and it won't even be four pm yet and the guy next to you is fucking buzzed. Some get drunk even before they get to the stadium" "Why do people get drunk at games?" "Cause it's a sports game. people get drunk at all kinds of games. probably makes the experience better. Not that I've got experience" "Wouldn't that distract the players if the stadium was loud?" he asked as you rounded a bend in the track "Not really. when I was on the mound and everyone was cheering after I shut the opposing team out, three up three down, it's kinda uplifting. like an adrenaline rush almost. like you've got hundreds of people in the stadium and around the country watching you play so well and be proud of you. it's the American spirit" you huffed with a grin "What if a player gets booed at?" he asked, facing you slightly "hmm, well if hundreds are booing you, that's worse than your coach screaming at you in the parking lot" you shrugged and handed him his water bottle as you two took a break by the benches "I think I'd prefer getting booed at than Coach Kataoka screaming at me in the parking lot" he said, accepting the water bottle you handed to him "See? You do get it. Although I do prefer baseball games in the states tho, 'cause security won't come up to you and take the homer you caught" "You know there's a section you can sit at to catch homers and foul balls?" "Yeah but I ain't payin' an extra like, 20% to catch a goddamn ball" "Fair enough"

PLEASEEE PUT HIM ONTO WESTERN MUSICCCCC OH MY GODDDD

I think he'd like TYLER, THE CREATOR and KENDRICK LAMAR for runs/light workout (he's kinda invested in the kendrick vs drake saga)

Even the THE NEIGHBORHOOD he would like, along with STEVE LACY for anytime of the day

BOSSA NOVA, HOUSE MUSIC, and JAZZ while he reviews baseball scorebooks and you do your homework, your legs in his lap and you're trying with every cell in your body to not rip apart your homework 'cause trig makes no sense

And you guys watch MLB highlights together (cause he might join the MLB after college)

He really likes it when you are at his games (you go anyways ‘cause you’re the manager) but he just likes it when you watch him and when you smile at him when he walks into the dugout from your desk where you're scoring the games He gives your hand a little squeeze when he passes you, a quick kiss on your neck after you help him with his catchers gear, or a kiss to your cheek when you help him with his batter helmet

He always wants to know about what nyc was like for you and what baseball was like for you

Sometimes you both go out to the fields after practice in the evenings and you give him pointers on batting (not that he needs it) but you teach him what you've learned from the states

Or in the evenings when the sunset is pretty and the weather is perfect and there's a warm breeze you're on a field and he's practicing his swings and you've got your legs up on the fence with your back on the grass with this playlist playing in the background (pink & white ESPECIALLY GODDD)

He's probably more quality time based but add quality time and mix it with making something together to swap for a gift giving aspect and it's perfect

Take him to a make and paint your own pottery studio and I think he'll love it a lot

You're both sitting at a table together while you focus on a rectangular box (for him to keep the new MLB cards you'll be gifting him for his birthday) and he's sitting across from you, expertly shaping a bowl

He's oddly good at this (he watched videos on it after you brought it up)

In the end, he got a navy blue box with baseballs painted on it and you got a pink bowl with strawberries and little while flowers scattered around on it (I made a bowl like this today!!)

This one is kinda broad but let's say on off-season, students have their break and you take him to nyc (this happened in character ai last year erm...I HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE APP IN MONTHSSS)

I think he'd like the city though (probably SoHo)

And you guys go to central park and watch the little league games and he's got this super stupid grin on his face 'cause that used to be him

"What're you grinning about?" you ask him as you two leaned on the fence. Parents of the little kids stood around you, cheering their little baseball players on "I dunno, but feels like I'm watching myself when I was little" "AWWW I bet little Kazuya was so cute!" You grinned as you poked his cheek "Quiet" He playfully shoved your finger away "You know, I'll tell you what, that's gonna be a little Kazuya and y/n in the future" he pointed to the little girl playing as a catcher who turned to look at her parents with a sweet sweet grin after she had caught the ball "You bitchhhhh! Stop changin' the damn subject!!" You burst out at him in embarrassment and he cackled at your red cheeks "If there's gonna be a little us than it's gonna be a little girl" you said after you calmed down "A little girl sounds nice..." Miyuki mused

Take him to a Yankees game and he'll get shock from the sheer volume and you screaming in his ear as you and the other people in the stands dance to YMCA dance after the seventh inning during the field refresh

(Make sure you bring him to a Mets game so he knows the Yankees are better)

Your chest is practically puffing with pride as the stadium sings the Star Spangled Banner before the game beings with your Yankees cap over your chest. Nothing is better than patriotism. And Miyuki knows the lyrics cause you've sung it so many times (I have an issue where I'll randomly sing it. When I graduated eighth grade, my homeroom teacher practically drilled it into our heads so it's stuck there forever)

I think he'd appreciate Japan Village in Industry City. A little slice of home in a foreign land. So make sure to take him there

You hit up all the tourist spots with him starting with The Edge (he'd be kinda freaked out by the glass floor section in the center)

"C'mon you'll be fine" you beckoned him over to the small triangle glass section of the huge balcony rising 1,131 feet from the ground "Nuh uh that does NOT look safe" he refused, a few feet away from you "You'll be fine I'll hold your hand. Plus you can take a picture and send it to Kuramochi to boast or whatever. You seriously can't beat this one" "....Fine" he slowly walked over and held your hand as you took a picture of your feet standing on the glass with the view of the city streets 1,131 feet below you

You take him to One World Trade, Empire State, Rockefeller, The MET (he'd like this one), The High Line, Grand Central (which you end up going through anyways to see the Yanks)

Take him to Brooklyn Bridge park in the evening for a picnic or to Roosevelt Island for biking and food trucks

For Godssakes bring him to the Botanical Gardens in Brooklyn while you're hitting up Dumbo and heading up the borough

Anyways

On his side, I think he'd enjoy introducing you into Japanese culture. He'd bring you to festivals and teach you what to do at shrines

He cooks Japanese food for you so you're able to adjust your palate to it

HE COOKS FOR YOU

If there's a food from home that you're missing and can't get in Japan, he'd find the recipe and cook it for you. Now you can only eat his food cause nothing else tastes as good (he secretly enjoys that)

During break he'll take you around Japan and visit all kinda of places with you during the winter up to the northren parts of Japan or Okinawa during the summer

I think that he enjoys it when you watch him practice baseball LAWRDD

You do the tiktok trend with the lipstick kisses all over his face and he refuses to wash them off until baseball practice begins

AND AND he goes with you to makeup stores and let's you test lip products on his hand

STHAPPP when he hugs you he runs his hand up and down your back and since he wears like sweatshirts n shit, his hugs are probably really comfy too nd he kisses the top of your head

Either his kisses are short and quick or slow and soft and for someone who's never been in a relationship he sure knows how to kiss

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© 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙃𝙔𝙋𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰 | modification and translation of my works on any platforms are strictly prohibited

[ogamagirl]

Leaves, snow, sunshine, plants for the ask game! 💕

Yaaaaay thanks Shiloh!! TuT

Leaves — What is the nicest thing you've done for one another?

-augh things like this are really hard to pick imo, because, like....every time he does something for me is special/means a lot to me .///. But one that sticks out, that I think I may have mentioned before but have to highlight again, is once during a particularly rough time when I was having nightmares/troubles sleeping, he secretly wrote/recorded a short piano piece and put it on my iPod to try and help me fall asleep. Just...thinking about that always makes me feel really warm and loved ;/////;

For him - what came to mind when I asked him was a time when he had gotten injured from a fight, I took him home and cleaned him up/treated his wounds and then held him on the couch and played with his hair/tickled his back until he fell asleep. He's usually the one taking care of me so whenever I take care of him he feels really loved (I am happy to take care of him whenever he wants 💕)

Snow — What hobbies do you two have in common or enjoy doing together?

-Musiccccc, obviously! He plays while I sing, we love making music together and it's one of the biggest things we share 💕 we also both like making food together (he's more of the cook while I'm a baker but finding new stuff to try together is fun) and playing video games and taking walks TuT

Sunshine — What is one of your favorite memories with them?

Trying to think of one I haven't talked about here yet jdksmslsk I'll talk about the first time we went to the beach together!!!! It was when we were still in school, we went with Maka, Black*Star and Tsubaki - I'm very ambivalent about the beach because while I LOVE swimming/being in the water, I hate heat and the feeling of sand, so I was a bit grumbly. Getting to see him in his swimsuit (I think...it may have been the first time 🤔) perked me up right quick tho jdksmsms but he came up to me before we got in the water and was like "ok let's go" and I was like "????" and without another word he scooped me up and carried me to the water. I was pleased but SO confused and was like "why???" and he was just "you don't like sand so you don't gotta walk on it you have me" like HELLO smoothest guy in the world hfkdndkdnjsb .//////. every time we got in or out of the water that day he carried me ///u////

Plants — What do they appreciate about you? What do you appreciate about them?

He appreciates my passion and creativity, and how affectionate I am - it took him a bit to get used to the last point, when we were teens, but he revels in it now, he likes how often I show him how much I love him through hugs/physical touch T//u//T

I appreciate his level-headedness in tough situations, and his patience and kindness. When things get rough I know he has my back, no questions asked - he's always there for me, my constant when everything else seems wrong. I love him so much T///T 💕

[awgcreature]

alexgaskarth: Fool's Gold 😛😶‍🌫️

[dex-xe]

I’ve made Spotify playlists inspired by each of the ghosts and I’ve made these little written pieces to talk about them. if you wanna read them, please go ahead - if not then enjoy the music!!

This is Humphrey’s playlist:

Body - Mother Mother

I wish I were sorry, but I’m honestly not. There’s no real consensus regarding what the song is actually about. I usually interpret it as being about body/gender dysphoria which isn’t really relevant here but I guess it links to the separation between body and soul and the idea that the body doesn’t define you which I think is quite relevant to Humphrey who relies on his soul for attention from others rather than his physical presence in a room.

Sign of the Times - Harry Styles

I feel like Humphrey probably has the most reasonable understanding of the passage of time of all the ghosts. He’s very down to earth compared to the rest of them. I know Robin has been there longer but I think he’s probably accepted the change of time without really considering it philosophically, whereas with Humphrey getting lost all the time he’s probably had more time to contemplate and I think he’d appreciate the song to listen to while he’s stuck various places. Also he’d like he piano, Humphrey’s a kinda piano man you can’t tell me otherwise (no Billy Joel fuck off).

Greensleeves - Ralph Vaughan Williams & Philharmonia Orchestra

This’ll come up a lot in various other ghosts’ playlists but I’ve tried to include some music from each of their time periods to try and capture what they would have heard so yeah, enjoy some Tudor music.

Tilted - Christine and the Queens

It’s been established that Humphrey’s wife was French so I felt the need to include at least a little bit of French which this song obviously captures. Also again it’s kinda the idea of not having total control over your body.

Abracadabra - Steve Miller Band

No idea why it’s just a Humphrey song I will take no criticism on this.

Don’t Look Back In Anger - Oasis

The scene with Fanny and Humphrey talking about their marriages is one of my favourite scenes and basically the whole “marriage went wrong but you can’t look back at it with contempt because it’s over now and time’s moved on” is what he was trying to say to Fanny and aid her recovery from her marriage trauma in the same way that Humphrey has healed from his.

High and Dry - Radiohead

I also see this song in reference to that scene with Fanny because it’s like no precise meaning to my knowledge but I interpret it as being about telling someone to let go of other people and what’s happening with them and focus on yourself and what you need.

My Iron Lung - Radiohead

Humphrey’s death is constrained by the decisions he made in life that brought about his death, which is kindaaaaa the meaning of the song like it’s a stretch. Like it’s actually about Radiohead being constrained by Creep as one of their most successful songs but like the idea of being stuck in a box and not being able to live freely. I really want to learn more about Humphrey’s life in the new series cause like, I want development to show how his beheading was brought about and what it’s like to live his… death completely restrained by his situation.

Body Terror Song - AJJ

“I’m so sorry that you have to have a body, one that will hurt you, and be the subject of so much of your fear, it will betray you, be used against you, then it'll fail on you my dear”. There we go!! Humphrey’s body wanders away - newsflash from me.

Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles

“A ballad for the lonely”, catch me crying over Humphrey as usual. But yeah obvious reason is cause Humphrey is often left alone and unable to interact with the others. The other thing I like to think when listening to this song is about the idea of lonely people noticing the little details no one else does, in the song it’s clearly the little details about the protagonists lives (Eleanor Rigby picking up tiny grains of rice with no one to help, and Father McKenzie writing sermons no one will hear) but Humphrey - like I think many lonely people — notices little things like Francis writing the letter to Thomas etc.

Where Is My Mind? - Pixies

Idk this song is just trippy. I remember reading ages ago that it was about scuba diving. But yeah, I primarily think it’s a Humphrey song because I just like the image of his body wandering aimlessly about the house with this song looking for his head XD

Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks

Again, I’ve said this a few times now but Humphrey being an observer of Button House and what takes place within it’s walls, just watching the others going about their days as he sits alone. I know the writer said he watched the world from the window of a hospital as a child and I think being able to watch over the city without being able to participate because of physical ailment is pretty telling.

O Lord, in Thy Wrath - Orlando Gibbons & Choir of Clare College, Cambridge

This is just a Tudor song. I grew up very very religious and, while I’m not sure I heard this exact song, I spent hours upon hours in church services every week with songs very similar to this and the music was the only thing I actually enjoyed about it. But yeah, I wanted to include at least a few religious songs in Humphrey’s because of my theory regarding his death which (given that we might find out about it in season 3 and I might be totally wrong) I’m gonna just briefly mention XD I basically think his death might’ve been religiously motivated because of the instability of state sanctioned religion in England at the time. Elizabeth I (monarch when Humphrey died) put 200 Catholics to death and given that Humphrey was married to a French woman and the French were under Catholic rule at the time it might not be too far outside the realm of possibility for Humphrey to have lost his head for being the ‘wrong’ denomination. Idk, probably miles off cause I’m really bad at theories but we’ll find out soon hopefully!!

Pantyhose and Roses - Echobelly

Just for the line “it could change but it never will”. Being a ghost must be such a difficult existence because there’s very little they can do to change what’s wrong because they obviously can’t leave where they die. But especially for Humphrey, nothing can change really for him because of his situation.

Waltz #2 (XO) - Elliott Smith

“I’m never gonna know you now, but I’m gonna love you anyhow”. As far as we know Humphrey’s relationship with his wife obviously wasn’t the best and it seems as if he possible barely knew her cause of the language barrier and the fact it was an arranged marriage.

After Hours - The Velvet Underground

This song has such a feeling of isolation like wishing that you could be a part of everyone’s fun but you’ve yet to find the person with whom you can experience that fun with.

Out of Time - Blur

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again but the idea of noticing the small things around you and focussing on the bigger picture of the world rather than hyper fixating on the intricacies of our own existence. Also, this is totally irrelevant but there’s an episode of Torchwood called ‘Out of Time’ in which three people from the 1950s suddenly rock up in 2000s Cardiff and the Torchwood 3 team have to take care of them and try to teach them about the modern world (it’s one of my favourite episodes, like it’s genuinely really good) and I think that’s really cool.

Blackstar - David Bowie

The song is just sad and I put it on any playlist of a sad character, no further explanation.

Why do I use my paper, ink and pen? - William Byrd, Stile Antico & Fretwork

More Tudor music, Tudor musiccccc.

25 Minutes to Go - Johnny Cash

Obvious but yeah there we go: just basically a man waiting and being led to his death which, if the assassination theory is to be believed (which we shall soon find out I guess) then the idea of Humphrey being led to his death is potentially gonna be a sorrowful story to hear about in the show??

[tellywoodtrash]

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whooooo boy, i’ve been waiting for today for over a fucking month now! 

(i fucking love this song. what a banger. #keshaStan4ever) 

LET’S DO THIS!

ugh ok fwding first 2 min of repeated footage. ouff. 🙄🙄🙄

LMAO ANIKAAA ���CHOD MEREKO CHICHORE, WARNA TERI AISI BAND BAJAONGI....” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

vikram is a desi aunty in the body of 30 something fuckboy, concerned about anika’s prospects on the marriage market now that she’s a divorcee... 😐😐😐

waise i gotta say that vikram and ragini are really considerate evil people. like, they actually set up a gorgeous mandap, and got a real pandit and everything for anika. like arnav and shivaay and omkara and all never really bothered with all that shit. 😒😒😒

LMAO VIKRAM’S ABOUT TO GET ACQUAINTED WITH CHANDNI!!!! HE’S GONNA WISH HE DIDN’T ASK! 😂😂😂

haha, i love how ragini is so matter of fact and no nonsense, even in her kaale kartootein. 

lo aa gayi band aka humari paltan, to fuck. vikram. up. 😬😬😬

“some music would be nice!”

lmao vikram is pakka desi - muft mein jo bhi milega, we’re up for it. 😆😆😆

LMAOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINGG, BOTH AT THESE FUCKING IDIOTS ANDDDDD THE MUSICCCCC SO MUCH MICHMICHI BUT OH GOD I AM ALSO LAUGHING AND MY GOD EVERYTHING HURTS FROM THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT 😪😪😪😪

SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THE FUCKKKKKKKK RUDRA AND BHAVYA ARE HERE WHEN THEY WERE IN SOME PODUNK VILLAGE IN GUJARAT 5 MINUTES AGO 😯😯😯😯

like, the boys haven’t bothered disguising their faces AT ALL. why are #vikIni and anika not recognizing them?? 😦😦😦

UM WHAT THE FUCK, RUDRA, YOU CAN SEE HER BEING MANHANDLED. GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON AS TO WHY SHIVAAY SHOULDN’T BE REARRANGING VIKRAM’S FACE RIGHT THIS SECOND??????????? 😑😑😑

oh my god, i can’t even... 😯😯😯

like, i realllllllly don’t getttt how they’re not being recognized. THE OBROS’ FACES ARE OUT THERE PLAIN AS DAY. ARE VIKRAM AND RAGINI AND ANIKA BLIND OR... 😣😣😣

THERE’S ACTUALLY A NAACH GAANA SEQUENCE. JFC OBEROIS, DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE AND BEAT ALL *YOUR* ASSES AND JUST RESCUE ANIKA MYSELF. 😑😑😑

OH GOD I AM ACTUALLY DYING AT THIS SONG. 😳😳😳

btw, fun fact: the movie that this song is from was the bollywood debut of our favt tellywood dad, ronit roy! and yes, this song is just as ridiculous in the movie as it is here. 😶😶😶

my favt. bit: omRu harassing vikram to within an inch of his life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

... did she not recognize it was him TILL he showed her his kanji aankhein? lordddddd. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fwding. can’t handle any more of this michmichi. 

the sunglasses are off, and that means BUSINESSSSSS. 😈😈😈

aaaaaand yehhhhh padaaaaa!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁

HELLZ YEAH THAT’S MY MAN. AND MY BROTHERS. AND MY GIRLS. MY WHOLE DAMN FAM IS HERE TO FUCKKKK YOU UP, SON!!! 😇😇😇

... surely it would have just been faster for bhavya to send in her police team and just... break this up. 😐😐😐

but then we wouldn’t get this much amazing drama, so imma stfu. 🤐🤐🤐

lmao, shivaay taking a break from beating vikram to SCOLD ragini. 🤣🤣🤣

OMFG OM’S WINK. HAAAAAAAYE. I AM IN LOVEEEEEE. 😍😍😍😍

LMAOOOOOOOOO HEIGHT DIFFERENCE, THERE’S A LEGIT FOOT BETWEEN THEM 😂😂😂

ragini’s got girl scouts training in knots. such speed and expertise! 😗😗😗

LMAO “TERI TOH WAAAATTTTT HAI!” 

my girl’s been itching to beat ragini’s ass for a few days now. 😂😂😂

been sooooo damn long since i’ve seen om fighting. you know i love to see my boy use those fists of his to dispense justice. so hot. 😏😏😏

lmao bhavya and gauri bitch slapping a man into submission. amazing. 😂😂😂

oh boy, vikram just landed one on shivaay. 😬😬😬

OMFG GAURI ENJOYING THE FUCK OUTTA HERSELF WHILE BEATING UP SOME MAN. GIRL I LOVE YOU THE MOST!!!!!!!😇😇😇😇😇

aaaaaaand shivaay is enraged. most probably that vikram fucked his hair up. he’s gone into hulk mode. 😐😐😐

OMFG GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AND BHAVYA YOU TWO ADORABLE IDIOTS WHAT EVEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣

shivaay, waise bhi she’s tied up rn, now would be a good opportunity to kiss her. just saying. 😚😚😚

aaaaaaaand he’s leaving her in the middle of untying to go fuck up vikram for breaking her phone and infringing upon HIS rights. 😐😐😐

of course these two are bickering right now. 🙄🙄🙄

lol awwww, he’s wrapping the dupatta around his hand tighter to prevent her from leaving. 😊😊😊

“heels pehene ka naya shauk jo chadh gaya hai.” hahahahaha 😂😂😂

ouffffffff you two idiots. 😣😣😣

LMAO BHAVYA’S LANGUAGE PUZZLES EVEN ANIKA. 😆😆😆

“he’s TOUCHED it!!!!!! main humare liye nayi rings banwaa loonga.” 

abbe touch toh usne anika ko bhi kiya tha, toh tu usse bhi phenk dega, kya? 🤔🤔🤔

lmaooooo poor bhavyaaaa just got SHOVED away by anika and she just faded away into the bg saying “theek hai, aap jhagda continue kijiye!” 🤣🤣🤣

“kisne kaha aapse ke main aapse dobara sagai karungi??”

ASK HIM GIRL. DOBARA AISI GALTI KAUN KAREGA? 😐😐😐

ok. he’s using puppy eyes. fuck. 😣😣😣

and now he’s being an alpha male caveman. this man and his moodswings. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fine, can’t deny. kuch kuch ho raha hai. after ages. fuck me. 😔😔😔

OH MY HEART GAURI’S SHIPPING. I CAN’T EVEN. WHY IS SHE SO GODDAMN CUTE???????????? 😘😘😘😘

ok these flashbacks got me feeling some kinda way. *siiiiiiiiiiigh*

and this fucker is looking very handsome. fuck. i thought i was free of this godforsaken ship. but no. 😣😣😣

i’m sorry, i just can’t stop staring at gauri in the bg and her 100000 watt smile. 😊😊😊

GHAR KI LADKIYAAAAN?!?! EXCUSE ME, EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG IS WITH YOU OBROS. 😒😒😒

oh god i don’t even wanna think about pinky’s reaction at when he comes back with anika again. 😬😬😬

“shivaay ego bhandaar” snort. 😆😆😆

ugh these two cutes. *pushes their faces together to make them kiss* 

lol kahaani bataane ki zaroorat nahi. om’s face is telling pinky everything she needs to know. 😝😝😝

om roasting pinky like it’s his goddamn jobbbbb. 😯😯😯

rudra and gauriiii providing ampleeeeeeee support. 😌😌😌

shivaay, can you first take that goddamn ridiculoussssss fucking bandwaala suit off? how is a girl to have a serious conversation with you looking like that? 😣😣😣

she used “mere liye.” will it be enough to convince him? 😕😕😕

OH HOLY SHIT. HE AGREED. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. FUCKING FINALLLLLYYYYYY. *falls down weeping* 😭😭😭

ohhhhhhhhhh boy. he’s gonna get it outta omRu??? 😟😟😟

ouffffffff oh pinkyyyyyyyy. 😤😤😤

OH BOY. OH FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLL. 😧😧😧

damn pinky, you gooooood. 😐😐😐

“is there a problem, anika?” 

yeah. it’s your goddamn mother. 😒😒😒

lmao why’s she LEAVING THE HOUSE to get changed???? 🤔🤔🤔

this boy isn’t gonna fucking let this goooooo. why can’t he just enjoy three minutes of mental peace without fucking his life up? 😣😣😣

khanna! wazzaaaa my man! nice new haircut! 😏😏😏

oh boy, khanna’s ringtone is gonna jog’s shivaay’s memory. 😬😬😬

why did you blank out? coz you added like a quarter kilo of weed into that aloo ki sabji. 😒😒😒

who’s he going to fucking drug this time to get to the truth?? 😗😗😗

please let it be rudra, coz my boy omki really shouldn’t be drugged any more than he has in this last year. please. my man has a drug problem! stop slipping him shit you assholes!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫

OK TEJ GET YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF MY WIFE OR IMMA COME IN THERE AND CUT YOUR JUNK OFF, BITCH. 😡😡😡

yaaaaaaaaaaaaas my queeeeen. fuckkkk him uppppp. 😈😈😈

god i’m not a fan of jhanvi anymore. she annoys me with her OTT-ness these days. 😒😒😒

lol vikram is mad about his... kinda bruised eye? instead of all the other crap that went down? what a narcissist. 🙄🙄🙄

whyyyy are these two stilllllll freeee AND NOT ARRESTED?? 🤔🤔🤔

LMAOOOOO RAGINI HAS ONE MORE PLAN. 🤣🤣🤣

ok vikram, you’re fucking asking to be punched in the fucking face again. just do it ragini. just do it. 😑😑😑

damn i really love ragini’s outfit. 😊😊😊

WHAT THE FUCK? TWO DAYS HAVE PASSED?????? 😯😯😯

how convenient that this random fucking stranger has seen tej and remembers alllllll the details. 🙄🙄🙄

aaaaaaaaand jhanvi’s managed to teleport to this dhaaba. 😶😶😶

... um. 

so, not just two two shivaays, two two tejs too? 😐😐😐

is ragini breaking shit in vikram’s house? 😗😗😗

OH SHIT. RAGINI NOOOOOOOOOOOO. 😩😩😩

VIKRAM WHAT THE FUCK KICK THE DAMN DOOR IN 😫😫😫

THANKKKKKKKKKK GODDDDDD 😖😖😖

and if vikram is so sane and mentally balanced, why was he coercing anika into marrying him? awaiii, for kicks? 🤔🤔🤔

RAGINI JUST MARRY THIS DUDE. LOOK AT HIM. HE’S TALL. HE’S HOT. HE’S RICHHHHHHHHHH. 😣😣😣

oh god, whyyyyyyyyy is this plotttt still going on?? 😫😫😫

lmaooooo “susegaaaad types” 😆😆😆

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SOUTH INDIAN “DHAABA”??? THAT TOO IN NORTH INDIA? WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVEN GO TO SUCH A PLACE? 😒😒😒

my face at this plot. 😐😐😐

OMG IS THAT... SUNDARI BUA???????????? 😱😱😱

JESUS FUCKING CHRISTTTTTTTTTT HOW THE FUCK DID VIKINI EVEN FIND HERRRRRRRRR 😧😧😧😧

ugh yaaaar, as much as i love ragini, i thought this was the end of this plot, what is this new nonsense nowwww 😫😫😫 

IS THAT SVETLANA AS KAVERI DARLING???????? PLEASE TELL ME IT IS. 😯😯😯

why is a goan suddenly lapsing into ‘muslim butcher from old delhi/lucknow’ accent with the “boti kabab” thing? 🤔🤔🤔

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS IN LOVE WITH REYHNA BEFORE THIS?????? THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I FEEL SEEING HER AS A SOUTH INDIAN. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

ok she looks hot but i am so not here for this BS stereotypical portrayal of south indians. till today, in the 20 something years of my godforsaken life, i have not met ONE woman from ANY of the south indian states who calls her husband SWAMI. for fuck’s sake. I HATE THIS FUCKERY. FUCK. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

oh shit. he remembers. oh shit oh shit oh shitttttttt. 😬😬😬😬

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svetlana - queen of on-the-fly plan making. on how to dispose of a dead body even. my flawless queen. 😍😍😍

“godddd, mujhe is duniya ki sabse irritating sautan mili hai.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

god jhanvi’s actually the worst. she’s got zeroooooooooo chill. 🙄🙄🙄

what’s with the raaaandom white tie around her waist? it’s ruining the otherwise hot outfit. 😣😣😣

svetlana’s A+ handling of incident. she should go into PR! 🙃🙃🙃

oh boy. the press has gotten photos. this is notttttttt goood. 😬😬😬

ugh gauriiiiiiiiii, i don’t like these dheelam dhaaale kapde of yours. 😑😑😑

like shrenu’s so tiny to start with. uske upar, swathing her in waaaaaaay too much kapda like this is just so ugh. 😫😫😫

ooh nice comforter. someone leak where it’s from. 😙😙😙

why are they playing this happy happy sanskaari music, usually used for establishing shots of family scenes? 😐😐😐

musiccccc just changed into EXTRA DRAMATIC AND SCARY. 😯😯😯

girl chill. it’s not like you were reading his diary. 😕😕😕

even om is like girl calm down, it’s your room too. 

poor gauri. she still doesn’t know his original om waala personality and is walking on eggshells all the time around him, scared of what he’ll accuse of her next. 😔😔😔

is this the first time he’s recited poetry in front of her???? look at her starstruck expression! girllll, you don’t even know the level of how dreamy this boy can get. just you wait. you’re not gonna know what hit you when he starts putting the moves on ya! 😊😊😊

no but really, have they changed the team of who was writing om during DBO and gone back to the original? coz this is pure classic Original Omkara™ and i can’t stop crying because of how perfect he is. my boyyyyy. he’s baaaaaack. i had lost all hopeeee, and now he’s back!!!!! 😫😫😫

ok again... CANONICALLY, om was 4 when rudra was born. are you telling me a 5 year old om made that picture??? ffs, come on; we all know he’s closer to shivaay’s age. just make that canon already. make him like 6 months - a year younger or whatever, but come on. 😒😒😒

om opening up to gauri this way, god, i’m crying. when have we seen him express himself like this, even to his brothers? he hasn’t. ughhhh, i’m soooooo happppyyyyyyy. *weeping* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the way they’re looking at eachhhhhhhhhh otherrrrrr. 💘💘💘

“hunar ki aisi ki taisi! hum hunar ko ek jhaaanp mein deewaar pe sataa denge!” 

actually me. my solution to every problem is “can i beat it up and make it comply?” 😗😗😗

om’s affectionate smile at her! she’s just so endearing! 😍😍😍

GAURI KUMARI SSARMA TO THE RESCUE. 😇😇😇

imma need the writers to make @ilovefusion ‘s idea canon and use That Scene from titanic as inspiration. #tharkisUnite 

bhavya’s out for some casual friday night grave robbing. 😊😊😊

first of all, why do all the names have “late” in front of them? yes, they’re ALL “late”, and that’s why they’ve been buried???? “late” is a prerequisite for burial. 😐😐😐

secondly, that’s not how you spell JOHN. jesus. 🙄🙄🙄

she’s actually doing this. she’s actually desecrating a grave. 😶😶😶

um, why the the locket out there in the mud? didn’t john’s family spring for a damn coffin before burying him????????? they just put him directly in the ground? 😟😟😟

YO WTH AT LEAST COVER THE DAMN GRAVE BACK UP? WHAT THE FUCK KINDA RUDEASS DISRESPECT TO THE DEAD.... JOHN’S FULLY GONNA COME BACK TO HAUNT YO ASS, ACP ANDA. 😒😒😒

snort, these two woke up on the wrong side of their beds today. 😆😆😆

awwwwwww, hiiiiiii babyyyyyy. 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽

eeeee, bringing back the “awwwwwww”! 😊😊😊

a nakuul smile - not a shivaay smile. 😄😄😄

ooooh yeah baby, tie him upppppppp. #tharkiAF 😏😏😏😏😏😏

lolllll rudra ko bas maukaaaa chahiye ragini ka band bajaane ka. 😆😆😆

too cute!!!!!! 😚😚😚

oufffo shivaaaaaay, backkkkk on your BS. i thought kal ke baaad sudhar gaye honge. but hmph. of course not. 😒😒😒

devar squad is not happy. shivaay will have to pay for this. 😬😬😬

lmao ok wow, this has actually become a screaming match. the who tied his APRON waala issue. 😕😕😕

“tu sochta hi kab hai?????”

ooooooooooh. omki - 1, shivaay - 0. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

pft. we know you’ve forgiven her already dil se. bas tumhara stupid dimaaaag hasn’t gotten the memo yet. 😑😑😑

ohhhhh boy, this one still thinks that the omkara thing might be true, and is hiding it. 😶😶😶

why didn’t he get stealth dna test done, ala khushi kumaari gupta??? 🤔🤔🤔

omkara has haaaaaad it with shivaay’s shit today. he’s not holding back even a little. 😇😇😇

oh god please don’t show me flashbacks from the wedding from hell. it’s been over half a year and i still haven’t gotten over it. seeing anything from that episode feels like a punch to the gut. 😖😖😖🤢🤢🤢

hells yeahhhhhhhh devar squad. callllllll him outttttttt. MAKE HIM AWARE OF ALL HIS GARBAGE BEHAVIOUR. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lmao, shivaay still trying to win - EK POINT AUR HAI MERE PAAS!!!!!! (said in the most insecure, stammering voice) 😆😆😆

OH HO RUDRA. KUCH NAHI REHTA IS LADKE KE PET MEIN. 😑😑😑

LMFAO, MOST PISS POOR DAMAGE CONTROL EVER. IDIOTS. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

too late though. shivaay’s suspicion has been raised. 🙈🙈🙈

god i love these two buff, bearded stupid cupids too much. 👼🏽👼🏽

girlfriends out on a chaiiiiiiiiiiiii date! 😊😊😊

svetlana’s sooooo not the tapri se chai peene waali type tho. the things we do for love! 😚😚😚

oh ho jhanvi, jo ho gaya, woh ho gaya. live your best life from now on! (WITH YOUR NEW HOT MURDER GIRLFRIEND.) 👭🏽👭🏽👭🏽

WAIT WHAT, THEY JUST LEFT HIM IN THE OPEN GRAVE? OHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO, THAT MEANS HE’S NOT DEAD FOR REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😫😫😫😫😫

oh wait. they did cover him up? HE’S DEAD FOR REAL? *gets hopes slightly up again* 😶😶😶

lmaooooo, ek toh phone gumaa deti ho, upar se svetlana se attitude. pft. get your shit together, jhanviiiii. 🙄🙄🙄

lol oh no, what are these two idiots cooking up now? 😟😟😟

again with this dinner plan. kitni baaar dinner karwaoge in dono se? kuch naya socho yaar. 🙄🙄🙄

“embarrassed, AUR WOH?” 

lololol shivaay knows his wife too well. 😆😆😆

snort. height jokes. bechaara. 😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhhh boy. pichli baar 15000 rs. ka phatka laga tha, door tod ke. is baar naa jaane shivaay kya kya tod dega aur kitne ka bill aayega. 😬😬😬

just calllll the damn phone. 😒😒😒

thank god. jhanviiiiii has the same brainwave. 

ok fwd fwd fwdddddd till they get the phone. ⏩⏩⏩

random musing while fwding: i’m really digging the red hair on reyhna, man. it looks sooooooooo good on her. 😍😍😍

I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. GODDAMNNNITTTTTT. UGH FUCKKKKKKK YOU TEJJJJJJJJJJJJ. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST DO THE RIGHT THING AND STAYYYY DEAD???? 😩😩😩😩😩

what if this was tej/svetlana’s plan? to make jhanvi think she killed him, and then gaslight her with the guilt into going insane and then putting her in the same asylum as buamaa. *sigh* i bet this is the plan. 😞😞😞

ugh, why this stupid plaid suit? kal ka sweater waala look waapas laooooooooooooo! 😣😣

oh it’s in the “STOREROOM” again huh???? 

still can’t get over how they tried to pass THIS hugeasssss hall, which is twice as big as my whole apt. put together, as a “storeroom”. 😒😒😒

OH DAMN. MY GIRL LOOKS HOT AFFFFFFFFFFFFF. *pushes shivaay aside and steals his girl from him* 😍😍😍

Awareness™ . haaaaaaaaaaye. 💘💘💘

YEAH BOY YOU CHECK HER OUTTTTTTTTT. SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING FIRE. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

ouff, again with the contrived trip fall. why couldn’t she fall towards him this time, and press up against him all deliciouslyyyyyy? 😏😏😏

HOW IS HE NOT KISSING HER???? LOOK AT HER. LOOOOOOOOOK AT HER?!!?!?!? 😯😯😯

ugh, why’re they using the exaaaact same flashback moments from the earlier scene. so boring. 😑😑😑

YAS HE’S LOOKING AT HER MOUTH AND INCHING CLOSER. YAS. KISS HER, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫

ok not to kill the moment or anything, but how do nakuul/surbhi shoot scenes like this? must be hellllllllll on their kamars no? is the show sponsored by moov? just looking at them is making my kamar hurt.  🤔🤔🤔

god. why are these two not banging?!?! the sexual tension is fucking killing ME. how are they even standing it????? 😩😩😩

... how quickly will this date degenerate into accusations and angst? 

i saaaaaaaaaay 10 minutes. tops. 😗😗😗 place your bets in replies. 

OUFF JHANVI. YOU’RE THE WORST LIAR EVER. 😣😣😣

yet another reason to get rid of bhavya: jhanvi cannot have an cop for a bahu now that she’s a (attempted?) murderer. come on. bring back sumo, who will give jhanvi A+ ideas on how to get out of this, based on her research. 😊😊😊

honestly, kya kismat hai jhanvi ki; two cops as kids-in-law. not the best position to be in as a murderer. 😬😬😬

WILL YOU PPL JUST LET JHANVI GO TO BED ALREADY???? SHE’S HAD A LONG HARD DAY OF MURDERIN’. 😥😥😥

oh shit. this is why you should have set up a google alert for the oberoi name, jhanvi. 😬😬😬

since when do any of the kids in this house bother talking to their parents??? like... rudra’s concern for tej is honestly looking bizarre. 😕😕😕

GODDAMNIT JHANVI PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. 😒😒😒

wtffffffffffffff, after alllllll this, bhavya doesn’t even know what the fuck is in the locket?????? goddddddddd. 😤😤😤

OMFG THIS IDIOT ANDA, EVEN CHILDREN HIDE THEIR THINGS BETTER THAN THIS. THIS IS OFFICIAL FUCKING EVIDENCE TO BE PRESENTED IN COURT, YOU SENTIENT BAG OF HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

why the fuck does her denim jacket say TOY STORY on the back? 😟😟😟

OK LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE TWO, CAN WE GO BACK TO SHIVIKA AND THEIR DATE PLEASE????????? 😒😒😒

who the fuckkkkk even is rudra to ask her these things? 😑😑😑

good. put him in his place, bhavya. honestly. such a weird entitlement rudra seems to have towards her for no good reason??????? 😕😕😕

anika, haath se khaana hai, theek hai, par please, insaano ki tarah khao! WHY WOULD YOU SERVE YOURSELF WITH YOUR HAND????? GROSS. COME ON GIRL. 😬😬😬😒😒😒

is ragini spying on them through some hidden camera or something??? 🤔🤔🤔