#new intro!!

[local-thief-feline]

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Meow...Ah! Oh- Hello! Hello! Mew...I'm Atticus, a black cat, probably an Eldritch cat...Anyway! I steal stuff, As My name suggests, I'm a thief feline!~ Not a feline thief, I don't just steal cats, damn it!

Basic information!

• My name is Atticus!

• I am a minor!

• I'm autistic!

• I go by any pronouns except she/her!

• I'm aroace!

• I'm a transboy!

• I'm also bxy!

Tags!

• Atticus is stealing (Self-explanatory)

• Atticus isn't stealing (Self-explanatory)

• Atticus satisfies your curiosity (For asks)

• Local thief feline (Any Post)

• Haii Raylen! (For interactions with @youraveragemagicalthief)

• Haii pickpocket! (For interactions with @local-pickpocket)

• Meow!? (For interactions with @the-gimmick-authority)

• That wasn't me (For when I'm falsely accused)

• That...may have been me (For when I'm rightfully accused)

• Woah shiny! (For anything Shiny [for example, jewelry] that I steal)

Loot so far!

• Milk on the stove

• The cuteness of a couple (See this post)

• Toasted Garlic bread

• Soft warm garlic bread

• @aristarxs

• A book called only mostly devastated by Sophie Gonzales

• Omnious grinning goop in a pan (It's probably a massive toad, I think)

• Dopamine

• A cookie That Shakespeare originally gave to a crab Scratch that, I got an other cookie by the crab

• Giant 90lb Chinook/king salmon from vampiricram

• Catnip Plant, also from vampiricram

[kvtnisseverdeen]

House of the Dragon + Intro Parallels

[onesidedradiostatic]

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)

[criticalyasha]

THE PARALLEL

[jadequarze]

Dancing to your heart's content

[redkehlchen]

Started watching season 4!

Surely nothing bad will happen here- óvò

[dhaaruni]

She (Hillary Rodham Clinton) is just like me fr

[s0fter-sin]

everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions

when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away

what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again

[redshoes-blues]

It feels illegal to have Doctor Who be this high budget. I’m not complaining, it’s just so strange it’ll take some getting used to lol

[amygdalae]

eating them⁉️

[bob-artist]

Hi, New People?

For some unfathomable reason, Tumblr has decided to suggest my blog to brand-new accounts to follow, so I've had a crazy influx of followers who, of the ones that are genuine accounts, probably have no idea what they've signed up for. (sorry.)

Oh, and I also have some new bittern-loving followers who have a slightly better idea but might not know the whole story!

So, here's your chance to escape, if you so choose.

Anyway, I'm Bob! I've been here since like 2012. I mostly make comics, but I also do some prose writing, game dev, and general shitposting. Should you choose to continue following me, you will be subjected to such content as

Canada geese.

Like... a LOT of Canada geese.

Also ferrets, the love of my life. And other art and general musings about my favorite animals, including but not limited to bitterns, grebes, pheasants, parrots, crayfish, eels, every single other type of mustelid, alpacas, etc.

But, because I can't be bothered to make myself a consistent "brand," I also make

Very Gay Comics.

I can't emphasize this enough, because I kinda suspect all those plumbing company blogs didn't know this before following me. I make very gay comics.

I'm working on a new webcomic called Into the Smoke that's gonna launch soon. It's about a gay medium who binds himself to a killer ghost, and I think my new follower with the car financing blog is gonna love it.

Lots more on that soon.

Anyway, I don't want to make a super long post. I just want to make sure y'all understand that if you follow me, you will get

Canada geese

and

Very Gay Comics.

Cool? Cool.

[solartense]

please reblog/like if youre on therian / otherkin / alterhuman tumblr

im new here and looking for mutuals :P

(update: i hate to have to say this but this post got a lot more attention than i expected and I’m still not fully used to using tumblr ‘^^. i can’t quite go through all the likes and reblogs, but if you follow me or send me an ask i will likely follow back)

[angelbbynatalya0f]

I am offline until mid November! I still have lots of posts queued but I won't be active in DMs, asks or comments. Welcome :3 I'm Natalya, I'm 23F British and I love to make slutty content, especially in costume! If you like what you see and want to see more, you're welcome to head over to my free OnlyFans or Fansly 💗 I love all things dark and gothic (especially whimsigoth style!). When I'm not making sexy content or doing admin work for my sites/socials, you can find me gaming, taking a relaxing bath or doing my nails c: thank you for reading and I hope you like what you see ✨

[crazerk]

When you find yourself among the few women chosen to become a concubine in the Imperial harem, you have a chance to carve your place in court.

The life of a concubine might seem luxurious and idyllic, but behind the silken curtains of the harem, dangerous games are played. Games where the wrong words will cost your life, betrayal, lies and secrets are commonplace and gaining the shah’s attention is paramount to your survival.

Start out as a princess, disgraced noble or captive.

Intrigue, intrigue and more intrigue.

Dramatic events on par with a soap opera

Revenge, backstabbing, forbidden love, plots and more.

Rise the ranks by outsmarting or eliminating your rivals.

Produce and raise heirs to secure your place.

Influence politics through the emperor or seize power for yourself.

Learn fire magic or join a cult of chaos.

Live a life of leisure and the pursuit of higher education or a life of hedonism.

Inspired by the Sassanid dynasty and Persian mythology.

Shah Khazunef

He is calm, perspective and far less ruthless than his father before him but they share the same cunning nature and intimidating aura. Khazunef has deep brown skin, dark hazel eyes and silky mid length black hair that frames his face perfectly.

Fang

A former slave whose fighting prowess earned him freedom. He has since become a close friend of Khazunef and they regard each other as brothers. He serves as an informal advisor and spy to the shah but shirks any formal duties. Fang is charismatic and extroverted with copper red hair, rose skin and blue eyes.

Persa

Her name means dove and fits her gentle demeanor. She was raised a princess in a land of mountains and snow that was conquered by Shah Arzad. Upon the fall of her city and murder of her family, she was brought to the capital to serve in the palace. She has honey blonde hair, dark brown eyes and alabaster skin.

Ignasia

Ignasia is a fire priestess and staunch follower of the faith. Although born a noble, she gave up all claims and titles to serve in the fire temples as a guardian of the eternal flame. Ignasia has dark hair, darker eyes and a regal, reserved bearing.

Valide Zarayan

She is the ruthless and ambitious mother of Khazunef, originally a distrusted foreigner who rose to great power in the court of Shah Arzad. She rules over the harem like her own little kingdom and holds influence over her son.

Shahbanu Yaris

The wife of Khazunef and shahbanu of the realm. Yaris wed the emperor when he was 17 and she 26 in an alliance that strengthened the empire and influences it to this day.

Vizier Rubien

The grand vizier and advisor to the Emperor who Khazunef considers a father figure. Rubien is fiercely intelligent, loyal and wise. He remains dedicated to his work and helping the Emperor rule justly.

Averus

Averus is a high priest and soothsayer of the court. His advice is sought by all and a bad word about you from his lips can sully your reputation and relationships beyond repair.

Consort Iltani

Former consort and favorite of Shah Arzad. Her name is whispered like a curse, and her influence spreads far wide even though the valide has her currently imprisoned within the palace.

This story is for mature audiences, please proceed with discretion! Story will contain violence, drugs, alcohol, death, suicide, infanticide, harm to animals, miscarriages, abuse and sexual themes.

Demo

[chemicalarospec]

one of the posts on this website that haunts me is the one that claims neurotypicals instinctively know to read faster by reading the first and last paragraphs of an article and then skimming it if confused. I can't even begin to understand how someone would form such a bizarre belief.

[mspaint-flower]

hi new selfie