#neveryoumind

[eldritch-vibe]

do tell, why does jedidiah a a martin suck?

too obsessed with clocks, dangerous necromancer, neglectful partner- need I say more? what a terrible man, he deserves what's coming for him.

[tllgrrl]

Yes, that is a dime.

Those are seed beads, the needles are size 0000, they are pointy AF, and I did string all of those beads onto that #8 cotton thread.

I found this almost completed project in a bag that was nestled in a bin of yarn (aka “my stash”) in the garage.

I looked into my Projects page in Ravelry, and there it was.

I started this thing in 2005. There was a “still working on it” note entered in September 2018, and that was it.

I don’t know how it ended up in a bag inside a bag and in the bin, but sometimes that’s what happens to WIPs (Works In Progress) and UFOs (Unfinished Objects).

Between 2005 - 2018 - yesterday, I’ve started and finished many pieces and projects.

As of yesterday, this piece is done. Well, all I have to do is find the snaps I bought for it (back in 2005) and then sew them on.

Why, you may ask, weren’t the snaps in the bag?

Good question. Because I put them somewhere safe. I thought.

Why would I make something like this?

Because I saw a picture of it and wanted it. No. Not just wanted. I needed it in my life.

Photo of finished piece is coming shortly.

[megid0nt]

Receipts I keep on my office corkboard, and a comparison demo of APD print quality (bad)(<- unfair)(<- that was totally fair this rasterized Fantasque Sans Mono so bad it gave it serifs)

[Left: Epson TM-U675 via ESC/POS, Top Right: Epson TM-U675 via Epson Advanced Print Driver (rasterized postscript), Bottom Right: Epson TM-U375 via ESC/POS]

(image has ALT text, however the text on the receipts would overflow the ALT text and so has been included below the cut.)

The left-hand receipt reads:

C'mon and take a walk with me you ain't got nothing else to do the stars are out let's talk about the dreams we'll make come true

So what, we can't get off the block? neveryoumind, Paris, France the night is young and full of fun given half a chance

A full moon, a fool's heart, that's a pretty good start! A full moon, a fool's heart, and Paris, France

We'll build a castle in the air and live a lifetime in a kiss shut your eyes and we will ride like beggars on a wish

Because the world is where we are and right now that's you and [the lyrics cut off at the bottom of the image.]

The top-right receipt reads:

C'mon and take a walk with me you ain't got nothing else to do the stars are out let's talk about the dreams we'll make come true

The bottom-right receipt reads:

For Sale Baby Shoes Worn For But The Briefest Of Moments Before The Baby Was Obliterated And Sent To Hell Forever

Saddest 21 Words Story Written

[emmisays]

The source 🎭 📸@natewind 🥃 #suntorywhisky 📖 #neveryoumind 🌝 https://www.instagram.com/p/B8NWl36HhQG/?igshid=1xlepqe6mvcbr

[bennyblunder]

Tees now available for Pre-order with Shipping Jan 2018. www.neveryoumind.bigcartel.com .

[astuffedbirbbackup]

WEE WOO WEE WOO SCAMMER ALERT

Remember, if anyone ever tells you to give THEM money so they can give you this huge amount, it's a scam!! No one will ever ask you for money to fund your stuffing it's total malarkey.

[sulphuryasecretcloset]

Cringe icebreakers: liita-I’m-so-sorry-I-forgot-you edition

Liita: I’ve been thinking of starting a cult. What kind of cult should we start together?

Liita: “The cult of NeverYouMind and LeaveMeAlone. There will be punishments if you use more words than necessary. There is also a limit as to how loud you’re allowed to speak and for how long. Stupid questions will result in excommunication. Only family members and close friends are allowed to join.”

[boxthulhu]

never you mind the bloody pokey bits . #cthulhu #eyeseeyou #bloodypokeybits #neveryoumind #lovecraft #lovecraftian #hplovecraft #greatoldones #eldergods #eldergodsofinstagram #boxthulhu (at R'lyeh) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmlNJJMh9b1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1j3n8q5wzdi4i

[maryleemaynard]

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Mary live from the cosmos When's the last time you actually gave a fuck? Yo! Don't take none for granted #bold #mindful #fierceaf #truth #realtalk #girlstalk #intwlligence #aware #modernbuddhism #newfeminism #appreciate #donttakeanythingforgranted #vlogging #blogging #host #yourstruly #marygotballs #inyourface #attitudegyal #neveryoumind #90s #montrealhiphop #giveafuck #soul #pissedoff #themorethingschangethemoretheystaythesame #life (at Montreal, Quebec)

[paradeofimaginations]

In case you don't know, I miss you

[zenobiaallamby]

With My 3 Kids😂😂😂😂 #NeverYouMind #VirginLife #YouGetsNada #Stingy (at New York, New York)

[adiamondsrae]

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Yooooo...say 👏🏽...SOME...THING...🙄🙆🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ the frustration is ungodly lol 😆...Let Go...Let God...shit is exhausting after a while...energy be going not a place...refocus...let them come to bat 🦇 ⚾️ if they truly about it...if not somebody finna play that position eventually...hang in there 💯😎🥰🖤 #BlackGirlsLoveHorrorToo #BGLHT #Melanin #BlackGirlMagic #Cosplay #Horror #Art #Halloween #HalloweenIsYearRound #HorrorMovies #Scary #Creepy #Dark #HorrorFan #Movie #Gore #Goth #HorrorMovie #Blood #Film #HorrorArt #RelationshipGoals #NeverYouMind #JLH is a 🐐 of Final Girls in Horror 🖤💯 #LetGoLetGod #Movies #Makeup #Terror #HorrorFilm #Spooky https://www.instagram.com/p/B4zJBE_Fd99/?igshid=h00d21ao1k6

[bennyblunder]

Fresh from the back shed comes our second release, the Peep Show Pilsner. Cast your eyes on this lovely lady, no touching though... that costs extra 😉 . Available at a summer BBQ near you 👀 . #backyardbrewseries #second #release #peepshow #pilsner #peepshowpilsner #thanksforcoming #beer #brews #homebrew #packaging #design #illustration #type #logo #afterdark #neveryoumind #neveryoumindstudio

[marlaluster]

Emptying the cliptray...

1. Transaction ID: 3742957 2. tern1 /tərn/ Learn to pronounce See definitions in: All Bird Gambling noun a seabird related to the gulls, typically smaller and more slender, with long pointed wings and a forked tail. Tip Similar-sounding words tern is sometimes confused with turn and terne Definitions from Oxford Languages 3. "Marla, the fact that the children are barefoot is saying so many things that he cannot be," something said in my mind. 4. Call the Cover Virginia Call Center at 1-855-242-8282 (TDD: 1-888-221-1590) to apply on the phone Mon - Fri: 8:00 am to 7:00 pm and Sat: 9:00 am to 12:00 pm 5. Berryfay, Here and there, United Kingdom, 1 day ago I think I would actually enjoy the school run if my kids were at his school New7162 Ella1983, Glasgow , United Kingdom, 1 day ago There he is.. sigh... New7108 benjaminarthur, London, United Kingdom, 1 day ago His kids never wear shoes. Fine in the beach but on hot roads? New3646 1 reply View all replies MVDTOTHEWORLD, Somewhereinthe, United States, 1 day ago Never judge a book by its cover, but...He seems like a very nice family man. New7181 6. SPF2007, Staffordshire , United Kingdom, 1 day ago Why do the kids never have shoes on. If him and his wife chose not to fine but the kids should. New3828 4 replies View all replies A-Z, Neveryoumind, United Kingdom, 1 day ago Damn look at all that junk in that trunk New8 7. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8700009/amp/Chris-Hemsworth-inch-doting-dad-takes-children-school-playdate.html 8. "Wanna write something on your page," the devil said just now. "The thing I want you to put here is that I'm no longer going to be," the devil said. "Marla just thought of something. She thought of someone asking Chris about the children not wearing shoes in an interview. That can't happen because the thing is too bad to be. Another thing is I'm still having trouble putting Chris and Elsa together. That may be the death of me," the devil said. That sounds awesome. I have a better idea of why it puts them together on outings in the press. It's to say they're together and a couple. Without that I guess they look less like a couple. "That is why. It's to show that they're together as okay," the devil said. "Something's happening where I don't go on," the devil said after I heard a seeming drop in the background noise. "That did happen," the devil said. "I have something. Those articles are so good that I cannot be," something said about the posts I wrote earlier. 9. The devil commenting on what it is to make Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky appear together... 10. keel1 /kēl/ Learn to pronounce See definitions in: All Nautical Biology noun the longitudinal structure along the centerline at the bottom of a vessel's hull, on which the rest of the hull is built, in some vessels extended downward as a blade or ridge to increase stability. Similar: base bottom bottom side 11. https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/07/cardi-b-candace-owens-feud-over-politics-wap-and-black-culture/ 12. "I'm pulling for that. To save my hide is why," the devil said of Chris Hemsworth to post something on social media with him and Elsa Pataky together. "This is the longest time they've been -- it said not," the devil said. It was starting to say this is the longest time Chris and Elsa have not been pictured together, but it said something stopped it. "They didn't used to be in the media so much," the devil said. I can imagine that "Something I'm doing isn't working. As Marla types I'm saying something and it's not producing what I would. It's saying I'm not really here," the devil said. As I'm typing, at some points there are no typos. "That. I'm saying something but it's not working," the devil said. "I'm starting to mess with Marla's vision again. It's because I'm losing. I am unconscious but I'm not really going on," the devil said. But back to the topic at the top of this post: I think the last time Chris and Elsa appeared together publicly and it was picked up by the media was for Chris's birthday on August 11. They were photographed at a park and at a restaurant with the (secretly staged) children. The devil unconsciously fights to continue this reality. In reality the devil doesn't want to prevail in the situation with Chris and Elsa being pictured together. "That's true. I don't really want them to go on. I don't want them to be," the devil said. The devil's words on the situation above don't reveal that the devil doesn't want Chris and Elsa to go on with this reality. "I was talking for me being something I can't, but I was saying something that made sense for who I was being," the devil said of its words above. 13. https://youtu.be/Tx6l-kHLEjc 14. https://youtu.be/ME3CdLciSWk 15. https://youtu.be/yVxLHbDL3js 16. https://www.instagram.com/p/CE2sDImH3k_/?hl=en 17. Chris Hemsworth surfaces in a photo shared by Elsa Pataky on Instagram, which is the same as the two people appearing together... 18. "Uh it is the same, unfortunately," the devil said. The picture is of Chris Hemsworth in a bathtub with one of the (secretly staged) children. The photo is to mark Father's Day, I assume an Australian Father's Day. Here's a link to the post on Instagram shared by Elsa Pataky... https://www.instagram.com/p/CE2sDImH3k_/?hl=en 19. bettymoon, brighton, United Kingdom, 6 hours ago Very inappropriate to be bathing with the child in this way. SMH. New1058 1 reply View all replies John Bailey, Newark, United States, 7 hours ago Ok. This is wrong on so many levels. The Dad should never be sharing a bath with a child at this age! Creepy! Do you seriously want this picture out there when this kid grows up?!?! Sometimes I wonder about these celebrities, what risks they take for attention!! New1148 20. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8708221/Elsa-Pataky-pays-tribute-amazing-dad-Chris-Hemsworth-Fathers-Day.html?ico=amp-comments-viewall#comments-8708221

[grannygremlinaudio]

So there’s a family of racoons living somewhere around the studio.  We’ve watched these pups grow up (one of them fell off the roof of the building once when they were still learning to climb; the drama - he was somehow completely fine). 

I was at the studio last night to drop some stuff off and neveryoumind, and the guys came out (for the first time I have seen) without mom.  I guess they’re used to seeing/smelling us around so they came right up to me (litterally charged over, thought they didn’t see me, then got notreally scared that they were attacking).  Sorry about the bad pics but it was dark, and I was trying to snap before they took off with one hand and phone cam sucks.  I didn’t capture it, but that one guy climbed up my leg to the knee and 3/4 of them scratched, sniffed, and licked my shoes.  I also tried to take some vid but too dark.  Might upload it anyway if I can tweak it to be visible or just for the audio (they were chatty).

I wonder how they knew I was gonna be leaving the country for 3 weeks, but it was a neat sendoff. I don’t like adult racoons, but the little ones are great.

[itsquotational]

'What's that?' [Esk] asked. 'It's a neveryoumind,' said Granny, sealing the phial's cork with wax. 'A medicine?' 'In a manner of speaking.' Granny pulled her writing set toward her and selected a pen. Her tongue stuck out of the corner of her mouth as she very carefully wrote out a label, with much scratching and pausing to work out the spellings. 'Who's it for?' 'Mrs. Herapath, the glassblower's wife.' Esk blew her nose. 'He's the one who doesn't blow much glass, isn't he?' Granny looked at her over the top of the desk. 'How do you mean?' 'When she was talking to you yesterday she called him Old Mister Once A Fortnight.' 'Mmph,' said Granny. She carefully finished the sentence: 'Dylewt in won pint warter and won droppe in his tee and be shure to wear loose clowthing allso that no vysitors exspected.' One day, she told herself, I'm going to have to have that talk with her.

equal rites, terry pratchett