#never play poker with this man frfr
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purpleastersart · 7 months ago
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How about a gamble?
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unactivewaspsfics · 2 years ago
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Sojourn, Baptiste, and Symmetra Playing their Favorite Games with You
Quick Note: I have had no motivation until this morning, I am not sure how it happened but here we are!! I hope you guys enjoy frfr <3
Sojourn
Sojourn is not one to bloat about how good she is at board games, but it does slip up sometimes.
"I was actually the best in my field when I was in the army... Both as a soldier AND at playing Uno!"
Being a small dabbler in bored games yourself, you decided to ask her if she would play a 1v1 Uno match with you; same rules, no cheating.
She accepted with a small laugh, not of nervousness but of self-confidence.
You moved over to the couch, a coffee table in between, as Sojourn pulled out a deck of Uno cards from one of her pant pockets.
Yes, I am implying she has Uno cards at all times on her person.
She looked up at the ceiling as she decked the cards, making sure you are aware she isn't cheating.
Once she has decked the cards out, each of you two having 7 cards each, you looked at your cards.
They were the best card combo you have ever gotten.
A +4, 2 reds, 2 greens, 1 blue, 1 yellow, and 2 color-changing cards.
The only downside to getting the cards was, you forgot to put on your poker face, unlike Sojourn.
You gave a cheeky smile as Sojourn shook her head slightly at you as you placed your first, and only, blue card.
Sojourn placed three blue cards and topped the fourth card off with a yellow.
You placed your yellow as a sojourn placed a skip card and two '+2' cards.
You looked shocked, dropping your cards on for her to see.
Sojourn laughed, leaning back in the couch chair.
"Just going to tell you this now Hon, a poker face and good luck are how you win Uno.. coming from your undefeated champ here!"
You groaned before sitting back up, calming for a second before challenging Sojourn to another round of Uno, two out of three wins.
In the end, you lost, winning one round by 2 cards; you had lots of fun though, asking Sojourn to play more bored games in the future.. maybe like Apples to Apples or Exploding Kittens.
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Baptiste
Baptiste is a simple man who loves playing simple games, like Hopscotch or Charades.
He has invited you multiple times to play these playground games but you have always been too 'busy'.
In reality, you never really have been in the right mood to play these games, well, until it was one of your off days.
Baptiste saw you waking up early and instantly knew, today was the day for his games.
He walked over to you, putting an elbow on the nearest counter to you, ready to charm (rizz) you up.
"Bonjou, I see you have today off, does that mean my lovely friend can finally do something with me?"
At first, you declined his offer with a laugh, but he was not going to let you decline on this perfect day.
After a few minutes of him begging, following you around, and coming up with ideas to play, you accepted with a laugh.
He grew a happy smile and jumped in the air, laughing excitedly.
Baptiste grabbed your hand and dragged you outside, an already pre-made Hopscoth area on the floor with colorful chalk.
"Okay- I'll go first then you follow after! Ohh- I am so happy you accepted my offer!"
He started his turn at Hopscotch, and while you watched him you noticed how childlike he acted while playing it.
He had fun, messing up and looking back at you with a cheeky grin; he was reliving the childhood he always wanted.
You started to feel bad for declining all the times he offered for you to play with him until he ran to you and told you it was your turn.
You walked to the first square, using one leg to jump onto it, then two, two again, and so on and so forth.
You could hear Bap in the background cheering and hyping you up, making it more enjoyable for the both of you.
Once you were done, you turned to look at Baptiste, a smile on your face; you felt happy to play like a child again.
You asked him if he wanted to do another round, or to play another playground game; he agreed happily as he offered game ideas.
The rest of the afternoon was spent playing Playground games with Baptiste and reminiscing about old stores from your school days; it was the best way to spend your free day.
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Symmetra
Symmetra is a GODDESS at playing Dance Floor.
I mean, she has the highest score on it! Unbeatable Sym!
When you asked her if she would like to play with you, she was a bit surprised.
"You really want to try and play with me? No one really asks since I have the high score."
You could tell that she was excited about it, even if she couldn't express it properly; her little hop in her step as you two went to the Dance Floor game was evidence enough she was excited.
Luckily, this Dance Floor was a two-player.
Sym was happy enough to let you pick what dance you two do, even if she has done all of them.
She laughed as the game started, how you were stumbling over your feet.
You, on the other hand, were trying to impress her somewhat; trying your best while dancing.
She was impressed... Impressed by how much you were out of breath in the first few moments of it.
I mean, having to focus on where the steps are and when to press it was exhausting!
Having to go from left to right to top corners to middle and whole other combinations of foot placement was out of your league.
Sym, on the other hand, did it so flawlessly; you were so impressed and slightly hypnotized by how easily and swiftly she moved to the beat.
After 30 minutes of you putting your heart into it, and Sym trying to help you with techniques she found over the years, you two finally made a decent enough score on the game to call quits.
You were so out of breath while Sym looked like she never broke a sweat, maybe it was how out of breath you were that your vision was impaired (lol).
"So, I know you might decline but- I would love to try to get a better high score again with you. I'll bring water and I can show you stretches you can do before to help with your achiness" she offered.
Despite your sweaty self, you agreed; knowing how happy it made Sym to have someone to play with.
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