#nevadasanswers

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ask nevadas? heh... more like, lemme seem that ASS nevadas!

" . . . that'll be 50$"

<< If this needs to be a censor / Under a cut PLEASE let me know!!! >>

<< edit i colored in his clothes so it looks less bad >>

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Hello yes where do you lay on the below image? Aka what type of bird person are you?

"I am avian and proud. My ears are similar to FE. 3.....Wilbur and Phil are more like...pegarety? Or sirens...With FE2."

"Although I can't think of other avians to to compare to...."

>> Quackity is smaller in size, and only has as much feathers as he has because his mother was a raptor (hawk). His father was a duck hybrid (not avian - avian scale, there's a difference at least in this cannon.) with very little bird attributes so his bird family tree is very muddled. Because of this muddling he is less bird, and his wings aren't shaped for flight! It's a massive insecurity for him... Alongside that the scale also is a bit switched, if you are more avian (your great ancestors being birds taken on human form) you are MUCH larger and more bird like. Typically the most "pureblood" descendants are 'pegartery', while hybrids are more avian/humans with random feathers. Would you guys like me to go more in detail about bird lore plsplsplspls

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Sir is that a ram tattoo

" Of course. Got it during my vice presidency "

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why do u smell like blood. r u on ur period

" ..."

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Hey is Tommy allowed to help around the casino?

"Of course he is. We couldn't keep him away even if we tried. I have him helping out more behind the scenes. Tommy doesn't deserve to deal with asshole customers... I think him working helps him to hide away, to distract..."

"Poor baby bird"

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thoughts on gay marriage

"It's fine? I don't care."

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Hey, bc of Wilbur skyping, wouldn't it be nice to have a curtain in every room you do something important? He is creepy man

"Shes not...That bad....But curtains dont help" (he says being admired and adored by the silly ex president)

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Can we see a routine of a slime?

"Typically, the slime wakes up, does its assigned task, and can tend to follow people around. This one specializes in book keeping."

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would you rather have a threesome with schlatt and wilbur or karl and eret?

"Why not all?"

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Can you say genderfluid rights?

"long live genderfluids"

>> Wilbur uses she / it / he or any.

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you ever kissed a guy?

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can i eat the slimes they look tasty

" no. "

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Quackity did you ever try to water bottle spray Wilbur away? It might work considering he barely showers and is a walking corpse

"I have tried. He just smells like a wet dog."

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can I like. rest my head in your lap and you pat my hair. not in a romantic way I just :( and you s

"rest well."

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-aggressively attempts to eat the giant Las Nevadas sign-

"HEY!! STOP THAT!!!"

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Gives u a rose :3

-@schlatt-is-president

"thank you <3 "