#neurotypical everymen that need the plot explained to them in vivid detail for thirty hours
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Remember when a story could open with a guy in a cowboy hat stabbing a vampire to death, then whipping around to the audience like "Hi, I'm Fuckshit Vampireslayer and I'm the main character! LET'S GO SLAY SOME FUCKING VAMPIRES!!!"
Good times.
#writing#just#just so tired of everymen#neurotypical everymen that need the plot explained to them in vivid detail for thirty hours#tired of them
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