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highfaelucien · 4 years ago

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Okay but Lucien chilling and eating with everyone with a mouthful of apple pie just listening to everyone talk.

Across the table, Elain offhandedly asks Cassian what he thinks of it (Cassian gets all final food approval) and he tells her it's very good.

Elain just beams and says she's happy because this is the first one she's made completely by herself!

Lucien chokes.

I think without a doubt the FUNNIEST thing about the ACOTAR fandom is the sheer number of fics written where basically one mate accidentally passes a cookie or something to the other at the dinner table and everyone is like *GASP* oh no they almost accidentally mated!!!!!

And it’s funny because this mating bond has been so poorly explained that there is actually no canon explanation for if this is possible or not...

Like thank goodness feyre and Nesta don’t know what a stove is but what about Elain? She be cooking all day so does Lucien just constantly parkour around her at dinner so she doesn’t pass him anything? I need answers!!

#elucien #elain archeron #lucien vanserra #THE MATING BOND IS SO DUMB HOW DOES THIS /FUNCTION/!?#acotar series #elucien headcanons #i want to write this it'd be hilarious #Mor thumping Lucien on the back as he hacks up pie crumbs #Elain looking very flustered #cassian is roaring with laughter #amren is sitting silently seething at lucien like if you cough one more crumb on me boy I'm going to murder you #azriel politely floats a glass of water over to Lucien #feyre is wondering if fae can have allergies like humans can and is mildly concerned #rhys knows EXACTLY what's happening and is deeply amused by it #nesta is announcing that if lucien dies she calls dibs on his pie #and lucien is just spluttering and choking and trying to remember how to function

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