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[curseofimmortality]

Chapter Two just dropped: 7.3k words & 23 pages!

“Wait, wait!” Ned shouts as she nearly pries the suddenly-there security box lid from the wall.

“What?” Did someone show up on the cams? She strains in the silence for the sound of footsteps.

“You can’t just open that! What if it’s booby-trapped? Dude, it’s totally—?

“Shut up, Ned,” she scoffs, rolling her eyes, “you really think Toomes would booby-trap his own home?”

“Of course, he would! He’s like a supervillain! And this is totally an evil lair—”

“He wouldn’t risk Liz or Liz’s mom getting hurt if they accidentally got to it,” she says with finality.

“It’s a TRAP!” Ned bursts out snickering on the other side of the mic.

Michelle rolls her eyes so hard it hurts.

[gingerlee-holds]

Wittle wosa isn’t gonna do anything to me. I’m sensing empty threats from you nerdlee xD

woahhhhhh you're really provoking me this time, huh

you must want a lot of tickles

[lordzuuko]

I feel like I send you too many prompts, pls feel free to ignore if you want :)) voltron fam, imagine Shiro was called for an operation in a hospital in another state so he was gone for like a week, when he came home he missed his husband's cooking so much he cried. Keith thinks he's totally overreacting, the kids think its adorable & posted a vid on keith's insta lmao. Comments were either "wow, hot AND he can cook! Tbh I'd cry too" or "the husband's hot too?? Wth thats unfair!" Lol

[The Voltron Family] The flight was long and too many people with their suitcases were walking around the airport but that didn’t stop Shiro from getting excited. He looked around at the people standing to wait at the arrival area and met the eyes of the one he loved the most. He walked quickly and the nearer he got, the bigger his smile became.

“Hello, my red bean,” Shiro greeted as he pulled Keith into an embrace. “Thank you for taking your time to pick me up.”

“I had no choice. I’m your husband,” Keith rolled his eyes fondly. He pulled away to kiss Shiro on the cheek only to be kissed on the lips. “Sneaky.”

“I’m your husband,” Shiro mocked, giving Keith another kiss.

“Alright, that’s enough,” Keith shook his head in disapprovingly, however, his grin told Shiro they would continue in private. They started walking and the younger man asked, “How was the flight?”

“Awful without you,” Shiro frowned, leaning in again for a kiss but was stopped immediately by Keith’s finger on his lips. “I was deprived of your kisses for a week! I need—”

“Takashi,” Keith warned. “People are looking.”

“I don’t care.”

“Well, I care because I’m hungry and I made lunch so we need to get home. I know you haven’t eaten anything either.”

Shiro wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. “I’d like to have my lunch now if you don’t mind.” Keith just stared at him, the kind that made Shiro rethink about his awful life choices especially on his attempt with sexual innuendos to his asexual husband. Shiro gulped, feeling a little awkward at the lack of response. “Uh, yeah. Lunch at home would be great. What did you cook, honey?” 

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An hour later and Shiro was a sobbing mess. His kids and husband were just looking at him probably thinking he lost his mind or that he was an emotional eater. Probably both.

“This is the best Cornflake Chicken Tenders I’ve ever tasted,” Shiro cried, not giving a damn how his tears just kept flowing down his cheeks.

Keith just raised an eyebrow at him. The dish had been the kids’ favourite so it wasn’t anything new to their table. But Shiro hadn’t had Keith’s delicious home cooking for a week so cut him some slack.

He got up from his seat and just went to Keith’s and hugged the heck out of him while crying, “You’re the best chicken chef in the world and I’m so lucky to be wearing a wedding ring that matches yours,” he paused to look at Keith in the eyes and added, “…with your name engraved on it.” He buried his face into his husband neck and continued his sobbing session. “I love you so much. I love you for cooking this. My god. I just really love you, Keith.”

“It’s just chicken tenders, Takashi. No big deal.”

The kids kept giggling and Shiro had no idea why. 

—

Few hours later, he soon found out that the three little gremlins he called his children took a video of him during lunch crying his heart out. Taking a video was okay, posting it online on Instagram on the kids’ account dedicated for their Daddy Keith (which Shiro was hundred percent on board—bless these kids) was just beyond him.

[video of Shiro crying in Keith’s arms while talking about chicken tenders]DaddyRedBean Daddy Shiro is getting emo over Daddy Keith’s cooking! He missed it so much after being away! lolPOSTED 2 hours ago

Well, it wasn’t too bad. It wasn’t that embarrassing now that he watched the video again. In fact, it was a little endearing.

And then Shiro started reading the comments on the posted video.

flyhighwithskyhigh OMG THAT IS ADORABLE 😍batgirl_xOxo Hot and can cook??????? DAAAAAMN. Where can I find myself a man like that? steverogers Tbh if my husband looks like that, I’d cry too lmaospideylifeforlife I’m sobbing because not only is this Daddy Keith gorgeous, but the husband is gorgeous too? JUST? HOW AND WHYRebeccaF They are honestly such a picturesque married couple ❤️❤️❤️❤️Chickenlover Y’ALL CHICKEN TENDERS MAKE ME CRY TOO NO SHAME DADDY SHIRO. NO SHAME.TimothyGun @Chickenlover I could tell from your username Michelle When god was in such a good mood, he created these two men and made them find each other. Just Beautiful. Also, it’s chicken. Chicken makes all men cry. It’s been proven.Nerdleeds @Michelle PROOF?Michelle @Nerdleeds YOU.paladingray I think the cutest thing here is that the kids are all giggling while taking the video of their daddies lololololpeterisconfused Idk who I like more? the husband or the other husband?Michelle @peterisconfused Why not both? Both is good. 

Shiro couldn’t get rid of the dumb smile on his face. 

“Keith! The kids posted another one on Instagram. I think I’m getting popular online,” he said out loud for his husband to hear, who was in the bathroom. “I might even surpass you.”

“In your dreams, loser!” Keith laughed.

“So you do love your rise to popularity on Instagram!” Shiro teased.

“I did not say that!”

Suddenly, Shiro saw a new comment on the video.

Kogane414 Petition to post more photos of hotstuff Shiro. 😉

Shiro snorted so loud and shouted, “KEITH, I SAW WHAT YOU DID!”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about!”