#neptune x sun

[pin-poo]

today i present you: Solar System (in a modern setting ofc) !

they're my pookies :)

[randombook4idk]

showed up for 5 seconds in a middle of desert

said bro and nothing else

damn they're such icons

[sillymoonboi]

This is gonna be a cowardly question to say, but I have to ask. What If Neptune are dating with Sun?

Nah they weren’t , in the planet universe they didn’t really like each other cuz you know Neptune represents water and sun represents fire-and because neptune job was to give the sun (from their universe) medicine aka watering him down so he won’t get too big, but that didn’t mean neptune didn’t appreciate the sun and his work.

I don’t think Neptune and sun would interact that much in tsams , the only interactions they would probably have is when Neptune is helping sun and moon get rid of bloodmoon for good. She hates his guts alot…-

[Lore]

(The bloodmoon from the planets universe was the one who killed neptune)

But here you go neptune x sun art

[arc-misadventures]

The Male Fantasies

Blake: Do you think, Jaune has fantasies about you; Lewd fantasies~?

Weiss: Ha... Those are the only fantasies, Jaune has about me are lewd as hell~!

Blake: Nice~!

~~~

What, Jaune actually fantasies about:

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Sun: What you thinking about, Jaune?

Jaune: Oh you know, the usual stuff.

Neptune: Starting a family on a farm?

Ren: Fantasizing about restoring the, Roman Empire to it's former glory?

Jaune: Yes.

SNR: Nice.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Sun: Fifty Lien!

Jaune: Guys-

Neptune: A Hundred lien!

Jaune: I can't- A hundred?

Sun: TWO HUNDRED LIEN!

Jaune: ... Fine.

~~~~~

Jaune: Hey! the Name's Jaune Arc, maybe you've heard of me? Short, Sweet, rolls off the Tongue. Ladies love it. *wink*

Arslan: ... That was a uniquely terrible way of introducing yourself. Why would you do that?

Jaune: I got paid two hundred lien to do so. I was hoping to speak to you anyway, but if I can get some money for introducing myself well - I mean, I'll make a fool of myself if it's funny.

Arslan: ... you were Pyrrha Niko's partner, the one that wore the dress to the dance.

Jaune: Ah, yeah. I was. I still like to think that I am. Uh, even if she's not here in person. It was fun, y'know? It's nice to let yourself do something stupid or silly when you've got time to afford it.

Arslan: Hmm. I'd like to speak more to you when we have the time, but it sounded as if you had actual business to speak of.

Jaune: Oh! Yeah, I did ...

~~~~~

Neptune: Sun.

Sun: I know Neptune.

Neptune: Two hundred lien.

Sun: I know Neptune.

Neptune: And he thanked us.

Sun: Yeah, he did.

Neptune: To be fair, I guess we did get him a girlfriend, and we're giving him money.

Sun: *Sigh* Do you think Blake-

Blake: You dug this hole, now lie in it.

Sun: AH! Oh! How long were you there for?

Blake: The hole time.

Neptune: ... Was that a pun?

Blake: Yep.

[neptunesringz]

Relationships in the “Proto-Era”/Era III ! (Under the cut is rambling about my AU)

Eras was created from a collection of theories and headcanons. theoretical planets have quotations around their names("theia"/"x") because they do not have names in canon!

"theia" and terra seem to be the most focused on in popular past aus, and most have similar personalities, so I decided to turn that on its head and make Eras! Era III/"The Proto-Era" is definitely the most developed currently!

terra was only popular in the inner system— giants and rockies rarely interacted outside of hermes being a messenger and ares talking to zeus. terra was only interesting in the inner system because he was one of the last planets created not by a collision. because of this, aphrodite began to favour him and proclaimed terra his brother. "theia" saw this as an opportunity to finally be liked, and tried to be friends with terra. this... did not go well—several times.

the gas giants do not like each other, in fact, cronos and zeus can be seen arguing and throwing asteroids at each other rather than doing anything else. they have a shared dislike/hatred of "x", maybe that could do something.

the ice giants are brothers, poseidon and caelus being older twins to "x". poseidon's personality and role is a complete 180 from present-day neptune.

ramble ends here for now :)

[2lurslinger2000]

Guess who just drew the entire cast in one picture NOT ME

[shockwaves-tits]

I'm trying to make a comic rn but I'm so bad at it, so bunch of doodles once again

[astropookie]

synastry that tells me you want sex and they want a relationship😍 or viceversa

yes, proyecting my life into my posts is my fav thing. sorry for being late 😭 I was living so I could analyze and post😏for fun don’t take it seriously

Yubisaki to renren

yuki and itsuomi have nothing to do with the topic. I liked the picture and I WANT TO KNOW WHEN’S GONNA BE CHAPTER 39 POSTED

*SQUARE EDITION

Sun square Moon

MISUNDERSTANDING. the end 🥰 jk. but it’s really common for this synastry for the sun to want something casual and have sexual needs and for the moon to want a relationship and being delulu, idealizing little things. -I’m the sun- First of all, the situationship could have started accompanied by a misunderstanding. One part says one thing and the other understand another. Idk one could invite you to eat, for them it’s like nothing, like a way of being alone 😏 and for the other is a date that would take it to the next level: relationship, to being intimate with you but in a non sexual way. Even though you’ve tried to be more clear. at this point YOU HAVE TO BE TRANSPARENT.

Jupiter square Moon

it’s giving sag and cancer, imagine the most known features of each sign in a relationship: freedom and comfort. 🚫NO 🚫🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ if the two of them enter into something, there’s gonna be a REALLY unhealthy relationship. Push over and codependent. the moon’s gonna be unsatisfied when’s about Jupiter’s behavior and they’re gonna be possessive over them. Jupiter wants to run but they’re too happy and they have a “everything’s gonna be okay”/“vibing” attitude, so they’ll stay. Jupiter’s attitude can make Moon insecure.

Mars square Neptune

LACK OF COMMUNICATION. Mars do something and Neptune doesn’t understand it. Mars is in charge in the relationship and Neptune suppresses themselves to be okay with Mars guidance but they don’t get it. They don’t get what Mars wants to do, they don’t get where’s the situationship going. Mars is at their own rhythm and Neptune doesn’t know what to do, so both of them look what’s happening. Neptune could be in their fantasy world were they let Mars do whatever they want bc at the end they always justify it. Mars is there to do the things they want, they can be seen as too cold or impulsive, and that feeds Neptune fantasies, bc what Mars do is not clear for them 😭

Pluto square Mercury

Pluto has trust issues and avoidant attachment and mercury wants to help and is really emphatic, they want to know them and understand their depth truth but Pluto doesn’t want to. Pluto doesn’t get what Mercury tries to communicate. It’s a confusion and struggle, still there’s tension. Sounds like a novel🖋️wattpad or ao3 hitting

(square doesn’t mean it’s not gonna work at all, this is based on my experience. obviously signifies more work and complexity)

*again, sorry. yes, I’m reading my synastry chart bc it’s my way of copying.

2H mars overlays and 5H mars overlays

5H mars overlays

if their mars is on your 5H, you are physically attracted to them, you want to have fun, sex. Mars could see you as childish and cute for no reason. they want to be excited.

2H mars overlays

2H wants to feel comfortable, they don’t feel the need to rush, they take their time. They want intimacy, to feel like mars is taking care of them in sex. But first, they need to have a connection that grew with time, they need to feel safe. Mars is seen as someone that can protect 2H, they have a more masculine role.

I think obviously this is too generalized but basing on my experience, 2H is like a turtle and 5H is a rabbit. -excellent example 🤪-. adding the other aspects.

extras

Part of Fortunes square Vertex synastry: luck square fate 😍 its not gonna work. and if you’ll try, you’re ending hurting them and yourself.

Vertex 12H synastry: vertex can feel constantly anxious and worried about the connection. it means they will have character development 🤩 or a spiritual awakening bc of the other person. Everything that has to do with 12H synastry signifies character development 🧍‍♀️

sag and pisces venus: WORST COMBINATION.

chiron opposite moon synastry: moon is hypersensitive about whatever chiron does. chiron’s actions open moon past wounds inevitably. chiron is pretty specific of what they want and later moon is gonna explode bc of what they’ve suppressed.

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❀ Based on my personal experience and what I’ve analyzed in my surroundings.

❀ English is not my first language

❀ I’m not a profesional astrologer

Thank youu. baibaiii🫣🫶🏼💋

Do not copy. Please give me credits.

[tea-bruv]

Jupiter: *casually commits mass rocky planet murder*

But OMFG- these guys are so CUTEEEEE!! Also the sun lore was nice.. He didn't have anyone there for him when he was scared. But he told Jupiter that he'd be there for him. So cute!

Planet X being labelled 'uncool and annoying' as soon as he talks to Jupiter and Saturn was funny lol

Anndd Jupiter being told to be a good example because he's the biggest!! A lotta pressure there sun.

URANUS AND NEPTUNE MY CUTIESSS AHHHH-

Neptune not judging and being a good cousin.. sniffing, crying and sobbing rn

We got a pretty bad cliffhanger tho.. makes me too excited for next week!! Also astrodude's a great story teller.

[pabustenyuku]

Weiss: *saves picture*

Full pic:

[howi99]

Meeting from the past part 2/3

Yang: So, did y'all meet before initiation or?

Sun: Neptune's a friend i made in Vacuo. As for Ash, maybe a week or two before initiation? She wasn't supposed to be in our team, Scarlet had a friend he wanted to be partner with, but i found her ripping a beowolf to shreds with a dagger.

Yang: Ah! That reminds me of Jaune, he- *remember what happened in forever fall and sigh* Nevermind.

Ash: *hearing the name Jaune* What did he do?

Yang: *scratching nervously the back of her neck* W-well, he's a good guy, really! And i like him... *Blush* N-not like-like him, but you know know, right? A-anyway, we kinda saw him fight and-

Weiss: *sigh* He menaced a student of death then proceeded to murder and torture a bunch of grimm.

Neptune: sheesh, he must be a pleasure to be with.

Ruby: But that's the thing! Outside of combat, Jaune is a teddy bear who bakes the best chocolate chip cookies! The guy is nothing but sweet!

Blake: ... But he was smiling.

Ash: ... *Nervous* W-what?

Blake: *sigh* While doing what i could only describe as barbarism, killing the grimm the most brutal way imaginable, he was smiling. Laughing even. When he finished, he told team CRDL that was the way he learned how to fight, and he wished them to never face him seriously.

Ash: ...

Sun: Man, what did they do to piss him off that much.

Yang: Of what we heard, they were asking him to hurt his team. Razor wasp or something. We came in the middle of the conversation. We were going to help but...

Sun: He took the initiative?

Yang: yeah...

*knock knock*

Ruby: Oh! Speaking of, it must be them! They must have brought back the groceries! *Open the door* Hello Jau- uh?

???: Oh my, may i come in? I heard this was the common room of my son. *Looking at an old map of the school*

Ruby: Who...?

???: Oh i'm sorry, i am the mother of Jaune Arc. My name is Mercedes, but you can call me Mercie. *smile*

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Jaune: *looking at the eggs* ... Uh, just got the impression i forgot something important today.

Pyrrha: You mean outside of the party?

Jaune: *taking the least expensive box of eggs* Nah, something more... Pyrrha, what day of the month are we?

Pyrrha: the 29, why?

Jaune: *awkward laugh* My mom is coming today. I completely forgot.

[softer-marshes]

Because people on twt like it, I'm posting here, have some solarballs fanart!!

And I've drawn on some people's strawpages so here's some!

[betta-phish]

memes I made while waiting for SST 3 to go public

have this too :)

[arc-misadventures]

Woman's Soccer

Sun: Jaune, why are you into woman's soccer, no one is into woman's soccer?

Jaune: Because my waifu plays soccer,

Neptune: Your waifu?

Sun: Who?

Jaune: Her!

SN: …

Neptune: Oh…

Sun: I mean, she's al…?!

Jaune: You insult my waifu, I'll kill you…!

Sun: Okay?!

Jaune: Good.

[deadal1enx3]

THIS NEW EPISODE WAS CARZZYYY

we got marth, vercury, X cute moment, dad Triton, Callisto comforting Io AND THE COOL ASS SHIT SUN DID LIKE WHATTT

new hc, planets could do the same with moons, especially Saturn and Jupiter bc of the big gravity and stuff, they definitely used this back in the past in my au the sun is really fucking cool like WHAATTT

Dad Triton is real he got so mad I can't wait for their reunion with Proteus lol and I can't get over the vercury nor how Callisto comforted Io that was soo cutee AAAAA

And Uranus and Neptune was so silly i love it so much, how Uranus stayed upsidedown was also really cute they are the best cousins fr fe

As Astro said it on Twitter, it REALLY and I didn't shows that Venus is better in 'physical' sports like we seen asteroid dodge ball and stuff while Mercury is better at 'thinking' stuff like the cards lol i need to make this into a hc Astro ur observation is awsome

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