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Love From All Angles

A Benelope/Penedict Modern University AU

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Summary:

(aka the story where Benedict Bridgerton is a mathematics teaching assistant and notices that one student—Penelope Featherington—is purposely doing bad on her work to get the attention of someone not worth her time, so he decides to take action and fix it himself...and possibly fall in love with her along the way)

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Benedict Bridgerton stared at the test paper in front of him, wrinkling his forehead at the answers that he knew were purposely wrong, as she had gotten them perfectly right just the previous week on the homework—and the week before that, she had gotten several answers on the homework wrong that he knew she already knew backwards and forwards.

Irritated, he took note of her name and did his best to not clench his jaw.

Penelope Featherington.

The young woman was there on a full-ride scholarship and was a goddamn prodigy, so what in the blazes was she playing at? He withheld the impulse to simply fling her paper across the room and instead tucked it into his briefcase, keeping it separate, as he knew that he would want to talk to her later about what she was doing.

He had been Professor Danbury’s teaching assistant for over six years, and some might say that was far too long for someone in graduate school, but he had his reasons…and this was a shining example of why he was still there: Benedict was sick and tired of seeing women who were far more skilled than most of the men in the program purposely sabotaging themselves and dumbing themselves down in order to get attention from boys in the classroom.

…and he knew precisely who she was doing it for.

His brother.

Colin.

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...and maybe, just maybe, I'll come home

Title: ...and maybe, just maybe, I'll come home Rating: Teen and Up Summary:

Okay, it was official. Tommy was the biggest asshole of all time and Evan was the biggest emotional eunuch of all time. Evan loved him. And Tommy knew that he loved Evan. So if both statements were true, then that would mean that their entire breakup had been the biggest goddamn miscommunication…and he had to do something about it—quick. Even though all he wanted to do was hang up on Chris and call Evan right at that moment, he managed to control himself and instead put down his knife and picked up his phone.

(...aka the time when Tommy is talking to Chris and figures out that he and his ex-boyfriend have the worst communication issue and their break-up was a complete mistake, so he goes to fix it)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61592848

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When All Else Fails...Join the Circus

(aka the modern circus au that no one asked for where Benedict is a juggling contortionist and Penelope is a burlesque dancer, both of them working for the same traveling circus, and they meet and fall in love)

Title: "when all else fails...join the circus"

Rating: Mature

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"From the Corner of His Eye"

Benedict notices that Penelope seems tired and decides to take it upon himself to figure out why that is and if he can do anything to help her...and in the process discovers more about her and finds his heart stolen away far too quickly.

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There Are Darknesses

AKA, the story where Benedict is a vampire and decides to get rid of his abusive brother in order to protect the woman that he loves.

Rated EXPLICIT

(fyi, this is a dark fic with a happy ending, but when I say dark I mean it is very graphic in the death of one of the characters)

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drowned in living waters (til I breathe my last breath)

(A Frosthawk AU)

Title: "drowned in living waters (til I breathe my last breath)"

Rating: Explicit

Summary: The AU that no one asked for where Clint Barton is spending his summer at his villa in Italy, his three friends visiting him for the summer, and one night after a party, a bit too drunk and tipsy, he nearly loses his life—but miraculously survives with the help from an unknown entity that he slowly finds himself falling in love with.

Tags: Merman Loki, Alternative Universe - Merpeople, Merpeople, Light Angst, Near Death Experiences, Friendship, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Clint Barton Needs A Hug, Mythological Siren Loki, Selkies, Summer Love, Italian Summer, Call Me By Your Name References, MerMay 2024, Top Clint Barton, Bottom Loki

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"No Eleventh Hour Reprieve"

A Frosthawk Fanfiction

Title: No Eleventh Hour Reprieve Rating: Explicit Summary: ...the story where Clint Barton is pulled out of retirement and into a void where Loki is trapped on a throne, holding onto the strands of reality and doing his best to keep the worlds from falling apart at the edges, and is forced to figure out what has drawn him to a place that should be impossible for him to be—and possibly find something special in the process that he wasn't expecting to find.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51748933/chapters/130826962

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Gender Rolls Are the Worst Kind of Bread

Title: Gender Rolls Are the Worst Kind of Bread

Author: NephilimEQ

Pairing: Clint Barton/Loki

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 5,725 words

Summary:

“You are not going to ruin this for me, you got it?” Clint said, giving him a pointed glare, “You came with me of your own free will, remember?” and Loki quipped back at him, “That’s debatable,” and the archer rolled his eyes and let out an annoyed grunt.

“Ugh, only you could be a buzzkill at a pride parade.”

(aka, Clint drags Loki to a pride parade and unexpectedly learns a few new things about the god of chaos)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56920684

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Title: "and in the middle of my chaos...there was you"

Rating: Mature

Summary: Loki is locked up after the events of New York...and while locked up, he discovers there is still a mental link to the man that he turned against his own—Clint Barton. Tentatively, he reaches out to him, curious about why (and how) they are connected. How the archer reacts takes them both by surprise and forges a bond between them that neither of them were expecting or searching for.

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Remind Us to Ignore Your Violence

Pairing: Clint Barton/Loki Rating: Explicit Tags: BAMF Clint Barton, The Avengers Lose, Proud Loki, Dark Clint Barton, but not really, Self-Acceptance, Mercy Killing, Past Violence, Dark Past, Protective Clint Barton, BAMF Loki (Marvel), Blood and Violence, Top Clint Barton, Bottom Loki (Marvel), Power Bottom Loki (Marvel), Throne Sex, Complete, Fan Art

Summary: It's a year after the battle for New York and the Avengers lost, but Clint has pledged himself to Loki, anyway...and things are dark. However, Clint is happy--more than happy, actually, because he's finally found someone who accepts the darkest parts of him.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50945167

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"Tie Me Up, Take Me Over" - Update!

Updated chapter for my Frosthawk fic!

Chapter 27: The Compound, Pt. II

Summary: Things are getting tense as Clint is finally forced to confront his brother, Barney Barton as Trickshot working for Hydra. Weapons and magic fly as they confront each other in the bowels of the underground Hydra base.

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“How sweet,” drawled a voice from the ceiling, and Clint looked up to see a speaker. “You and the god that tried to kill the world. And they call me crazy…”

Barney.

Certain that he could hear him, the archer said, “Yeah, well, you are crazy. I’ve always been the sane one,” and looked around him to see if there was any other way out than going deeper into the compound—but there was nothing. He didn’t doubt that the door was sound proof, so didn’t even bother to try and call out to Loki.

His voice came back on, and in that irritating older-brother tone, he said, “You should know by know that I’m always one step ahead, little brother. Just go ahead and come on down and we can talk. Promise. Man to man.” Clint looked down the hallway, the red lights and dark walls reminding him just how enclosed he was. “Oh, right. I forgot: you’ve never been a fan of small spaces, have ya? Yeah, no way out but inwards and downwards, little brother. So…might as well come down…”

Nervously, he licked at his lips and glanced behind him, hoping that Loki was okay…and then reluctantly headed deeper into the compound, flexing his fingers at his side, wanting to pull out his bow—but he knew that there was no point.

Continue Reading: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44222865/chapters/122447083

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“And So We Dance...”

Title: “And So We Dance...” Author: NephilimEQ Rating: Teen Tags: Missing Scene Spoilers for The Witcher (TV) Season 3 Idiots in Love Polyamory Love Confessions Requited Love Declarations Of Love Light Angst Canon Compliant Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Protective Jaskier | Dandelion they all love each other Hopeful Ending Dancing Dancing Lessons Complete

Summary: 

“Don’t give me that look! Do you want to look like a buffoon that can’t dance?”

“I don’t want to dance at all,” the man growled out, looking thoroughly put upon as Jaskier put him back into position. 

The bard shot him a look and shook his head.

“Well, you don’t have a choice. It’s conclave.” He reached out and adjusted the placement of the witcher’s arm. “Yennefer has neither the time nor patience to teach this to you, so it falls to me. You’re lucky that I learnt this dance when I was younger.”

(...aka Geralt had to learn that dance for conclave from someone, and it just so happens that Jaskier is the one who taught him.)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48298171

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A Yuletide Wish

LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44523226/chapters/111989143

Title: “A Yuletide Wish” Rating: Mature (some explicit thoughts) Gift: for @dandelionandwolf Summary: “To the Lettenhove estate we go, then! My darling witcher, I swear you will not regret this!” the bard exclaimed, walking ahead of him, showing him the way, and Geralt bemusedly shook his head and followed behind him, intrigued as to where he was leading him. Jaskier had never really spoken about his past, let alone about his family home, and he was curious to see where the bard had grown up and spent his childhood days. He had no doubt that it was lavish and full of servants, he mused to himself as the path steered southwest, towards Kerack.

...or also known as the story where Geralt pretends to be Jaskier's fiancé over the Yule holiday in order to keep the bard's parents off his back (...and it doesn't help that the witcher is already hopelessly in love with him).

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“I Told the Stars”

Title: “I Told the Stars” Author: NephilimEQ Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary:  Loki and Clint relax on a beach on the far side of the universe, free from any cares, and the god of mischief marvels at the fact that he is finally happy.

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“I told the stars about you,” he whispered as he lay next to his archer in the tall grass up in the dunes.

Clint turned his head and gray eyes met green.

“You told the stars about me?” he murmured.

His dark blonde hair was swept up into small tufts, the wind sifting through it as if it was as soft as the grassy dune that they lay in. Loki stared at him, still marveling at the fact that he was with him—that he had been chosen by him. Chosen. By him.

Clint had his hands tucked behind his head, one leg bent, his jean covered knee bent and pointing like one of his arrows straight towards the soft clouds above them, while Loki laid next to him, his own hands clasped lightly across his stomach, his legs sprawled lazily. The archer had already turned his eyes back up to the sky, while the young god realized that he could not pull his eyes away from the man that lay next to him in the grassy knoll above the beach.

Finally, he broke the silence.

“Yes. I did.”

Clint smiled.

“What’d you tell them? The stars, I mean,” he asked, sounding equal parts amused and intrigued... ( Read the rest here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45188038 )

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Tie Me Up, Take Me Over

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44222865/chapters/111207351 Pairing: Clint Barton/Loki Title: Time Me Up, Take Me Over Status: WIP - 7,419 words Rating: Explicit Summary:  A Hydra gun runner has set up shop in a BDSM club called Redux, and Clint Barton is tasked with investigating it in an undercover operation. His partner? Loki. Clint is a dom and always has been...and he unexpectedly discovers that Loki is a natural submissive. Huh. This mission just might work out, after all.

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Clint Barton stared at his boss, not sure if he had actually heard what he had just said.

“Excuse me, sir, you want me undercover where?” he replied, crossing his arms over his chest as he widened his stance, and Fury gave him a hard look, narrowing his one good eye.

“You heard me, Agent.”

His gaze was as hard as steel, brokering no argument from any sane man, but Clint was far from sane, and said, “Sir, Redux is not just a club, it is a BDSM club. I don’t think you completely understand what you’re asking of me. You have be a part of a certain lifestyle, you can’t just send an agent there and expect them to—”

“Yes, that would be a problem for any other agent, Barton—but I’ve read your file and know that this is precisely in your wheelhouse,” he interrupted him, placing a hand on the table between them. “However, because I know your profile far more intimately than most of my other agents and have chosen you for this assignment, I would expect you to agree with me. Now, is there going to be a problem here?”

Cling snapped his mouth shut, remembering that S.H.I.E.L.D. didn’t have the same policy as other government agencies and had full access to their sexual proclivities and sexual psychological profiles, as they needed to know the information for all of their highest working operatives to know who would be the best assets for them in the field. He, himself, was bisexual, and had dated both women and men undercover on plenty of occasions, as the need had arisen…but he’d never used this part of his personal lifestyle before on a mission.

Fury gave him another glare…and then said, “You will need a partner for this mission,” and the archer was ready to suggest Natasha, but then Fury added, “Agent Romanoff is currently in the field and will be unavailable for the foreseeable future, so I have someone else in mind. Besides, she wouldn’t have worked for this particular op.”

Clint shook his head, saying, “Sir, you can’t just pick anyone. You have to—”

“—I’ve already cleared it. You will be working with one of our top outside consultants who has the exact skill set needed for this success of this op.”

He gestured a hand to the folder that lay on the table. Clint picked it up…and his eyes went wide as he saw who he was being paired up with. No. This was as far from okay as it could get. He closed the folder and slid it back across the table, glaring at his boss.

A muscle in his jaw twitched as he said, “You’ve gotta be shitting me.”

“This was not my idea, either, Barton,” said a silky low voice behind him and it took all of his effort to not swing around and deck him in the jaw.

Loki.