#neoblogs

[can-of-slorgs]

*japanese funky nightcore cover music in the background*

[savefrog]

My boyfriends childhood favorite neopet is the eyrie and he has always felt robbed that there is almost no Eyrie merch. They never made plushies of one, not even the little mcdonalds ones, and a lot of the merch there is just uses Default Pose Eyrie.

Well i ordered the most questionable purchase ive ever made (listen i had a coupon!! Ihave bad reactions to coffee sometimes id like an alternative!!! ......i also really wanted the slushie cup 😭)

And incredibly it comes with BESPOKE eyrie art!!!!

Oh. But in order to open the thing you have to completely decapitate it LMAO 💔

[plushie-neopet]

"but none of your Neopets are Pteris so he just flies away." "but none of your Neopets are Pteris" "none are Pteris"

SHOWS THE CUSTOMISATION OF SWOAN, THE PTERI ON MY ACCOUNT

bro what the hell

[scrumpygoat]

oddly i think of your neos the most but have a hard time recalling any of their names

my neos!!! O8 i've been having fun making a few new guys recently but I still love my old cast

[mutantkacheek]

personally, im feeling (Very Cautiously) optimistic about the neopets buyout? netdragon shut down jumpstart, so it would have died otherwise. i guess that’s better* than it just dying.

on crypto: i’m glad they seem to be dismantling/repurposing any work done on neopets metaverse. dominic law, the guy who bought neopets, was the head of neopets metaverse at neopets before he bought it out, hes like an investment guy as far as i can tell(?), and the pc gaming article about the buyout mentions he was talking about how neopets is perfect for web3 gaming on twitter within the past few months. obviously that’s a bad look. however, looking at his linkedin profile, his background doesnt seem super tech specific to me, and from what i can tell the metaverse/nft/crypto bubble is bursting anyways. with the announcement they’re shelving any nft projects for now, i’m hopeful they truly dont plan to pursue any more in the future.

i get the impression from the faq that they are genuinely interested in pumping money into the website itself, moreso than netdragon/jumpstart were. i’m not really against them developing more apps or w/e if they’re genuinely restoring the site and creating content for it as well.

i may eat my foot on this though, only time will tell

[kitausupets]

Welcome to my NeoBlog!

Hello and greetings! This is a side blog of @kitausuret which is primarily for Literally Anything and also a lot of Marvel.

My account on Neopets is iluvmyunipa_2097. I've been on Neo almost exactly 20 years. I like customizing, entering in Beauty Contest, and writing stories for my pets.

I'm slowly getting back into art. I love doing stuff for everyone on Krita and I think it would be fun to do some trades! Just reach out.

Here are a handful of my favorites that I want to show off:

Reach out if you have any questions about any of my lovelies, want to do an art trade, or whatever!

[cheetour]

i was thinkin about going back to neopets for nostalgia's sake.... my neopets ocs were the first i've ever made, and characters i still love and would love to write, if i had a reason to...!

i've played several neopets-like clones, but none of them have quite the same charm as neopets has, in the way that the internet just doesn't work like that anymore and it's so funny to see this monument to 2000s internet history very slowly being mismanaged into oblivion as the community who use it ignore its new features to continue playing the older parts of the site

[faerielupe]

If you have a Neopets tumblr blog like this so I can follow you

I need more neo blogs to followww~ >:DD

[neverbesokind]

I started a gallery of Gelert items on neopets and I am having so much fun collecting all of my little items

[frozenfauna]

ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO LOG ON NEOPETS ONE MONTH OUT OF THE YEAR...

The Advent Calendar is back!!

[can-of-slorgs]

ok, third's time the charm

[kkaxe]

i started testosterone today and decided to visit the island mystic when doing my dailies... weirdly topical answer!

[savefrog]

To add to my last post: anything thats like "WHAT HAPPENED TO NEOPETS" is a perilous tightrope.

Because depending on how you view it, nothing happened!!!! its still here even though YOU personally forgot about it, and still has an extremely dedicated fan base and it may be struggling a bit but its far from dead! Ive been there on and off this whole time!!!!

But also simultaneously

Oh GOD, EVERYTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. so much happened. *slaps the roof of Nigel the Chia's car* You wouldnt believe the drama in this pet site. Which catastrophe would YOU like to hear about theres so many to chose from!!!

[plushie-neopet]

ehehehehehehehe RED

now I just have to save for the crosspaint WOO I think I will go with grey HOWEVER those have inflated lately so it might take a moment hahaaaa

I'll just pop the token back on him when the red gets too much methinks

[hollis-exe]

man what the hell. 9 years ago in august i started my oldest neoblog. doesn't feel real. if you remember that shit i'm sorry and also i'm open mouth kissing you i guess

[savefrog]

Have just seen someone on the neopets reddit describe it as the "apeacalypse".

Just as a taste of context, heres a description of the Seasonal Attack Pea

Here is its price earlier this year:

And here is just some of the listings in the past few days:

If I did my math correct it is less than a tenth of the price now.

All because of this creature:

To be fair the drama is half over Neopets elite shitting and farting over being slightly less insanely rich which has been a running theme for the past few months as items previously unavailable were released upon the common masses............and the other half is conspiracy theories over Neopets Pea Insider Collusion. You heard me.

But giving context for that debacle would be too long so heres this instead

Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly

For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat