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[screechingkroh]

I just got this idea not long after I consumed your fic whole the moment I found it and I can't stop thinking about it:

Imagine in chapter 10 when Macaque goes to the Seer to apologize instead of saying anything, Seer just. Squishes. His cheeks. For some reason he doesn't understand. And keeps doing it until he just passes out, leaning into their hands as much as he can because he's also super touch starved. Wukong walks in to find Macaque fucking passed out on the Seer who is fine with this? (Maybe, who knows)

Even better: it becomes a habit for Macaque to stop by whenever theyres a storm and during one, the power has gone out. That's OK tho, cause he still manages to navigate over to the couch and passes out while basically cuddling with the Seer. But then morning comes. He wakes up to find himself cuddling not the Seer...

But Sun Wu Kong.

Who developed a habit of cuddling the Seer during thunderstorms with his noise canceling headphones (Macaque has them too) and ALSO fell asleep on the Seer last night then woke up expecting to find MC still next to him.

The screams that follow is music to Mcs ears. (The monkies were out cold so they managed to slip out without waking them and even managed to rearrange the boys so they'd purposefully wake up in each other's arms.)

SO MAYBE NOT IN CHAPTER 10 BUT SINCE I PLAN FOR SOME ANGRY ANGST THAT IS VERY NEEDED FOR THE TWO BUT--

YES

The two sneaking into the apartment when it's raining is really on brand. It'll probably take place between before the New Year and after Episode 10

I can imagine Seer is making their coffee as the two panic and fumble, swearing, and yelling at one another. They hear you snicker and just go "YOU. YOU PLANNED THIS."

[britishassistant]

Oooo oh! The post you just made is so interesting! Can you do a version with how things go down in the supervillain universe? Like all the dorm heads call Yuu Prefect and Yuu freaks out internally as to how these younger version of the supervillains know their secret?

@ectopus said: ok now i wanna know more on whats happening with older Yuu with the dorm leaders from twisted wonderland

Anonymous said: Finding out your crush is also your enemy sometimes ally is amazing funny! Reporter Yuu gots their hands full with these teenagers and twenty-year-old.

Yuu the Reporter isn’t exactly happy to hear frantic banging on their apartment door late at night. Unsurprised, but not happy.

“I know I told you all I have the 6AM shift tomorrow.” They grouse loudly as they go to open it. “So I don’t care what amazing scheme it is you want to kidnap me for, it is not my pro—”

They stop short when they see what looks like younger versions of Tsunotaro, Charon, and...is that Viper-san? The aide to Kalim Al-Asim?

The trio are huddled together miserably on their doorstep, all dressed in similar school uniforms. Tsunotaro and Charon have a blazer and a hoodie held over their heads, as if that will in any way disguise them.

“This just became my problem, didn’t it.” The reporter says glumly to the three...teenagers? They look like teenagers, Great Seven they’re so lanky and baby-faced, it’s making Yuu feel old.

Teenage Charon lets out a squeak, the edges of his hair flaring hot pink under his hoodie. Teenage Tsunotaro is just staring at them, wide-eyed and mute. Teen Viper-san swallows and says “You think?” in what is probably supposed to be a sardonic manner, but the effect is kinda ruined by his voice cracking halfway through.

It says a lot about Yuu’s life that they just open the door wider and stand aside to let the teenagers shuffle in with only a weary, “Age ray or alternate selves?”

Of course, it can never just be two or three afflicted with the supervillains.

Malleus, Idia, and Jamil are in the middle of explaining how they each came to in different lairs, running into each other on their way to the only recognizable name in the lair’s databases and running away from the screaming townsfolk in Malleus and Idia’s cases, when there’s another violent pounding at the door.

The reporter has to get Jamil to put his...magic wand? thing away before they can go see who it is. Yuu’s not sure how much damage that thing can do, but they’d rather their apartment not get turned into the scene of a brawl again, please and thank you.

The teenager insists on hovering though, as though Yuu is not a grown ass adult who can open doors on their own and not shatter like glass. He promptly gets bowled over by the three other uniformed teenagers and young adult (?) that burst in the moment the handle turns.

The younger King slams the door shut behind them, tail lashing up a storm and ears nearly flat on his head, a growl still rumbling in his chest. The teenage Octo Dealer’s glasses have been snapped clean in half. Yuu still doesn’t get why younger versions of Dr. Rosehearts and Schoenheit-san are with them, but the pair of civilians look understandably shaken.

They are all covered in glitter.

The reporter recognizes that look well. “A RSA hero found you, didn’t they?”

Schoenheit-san sneezes on glitter as he scoffs, “Hero? An overgrown manchild courting indecent exposure and awful fashion sense is more like it!”

White Neige it is then.

The reporter goes to get the first aid kit and lint roller to begin patching up the high schoolers like they’ve done countless times for the minions and supervillains before them.

So Yuu’s little apartment is now filled with high schoolers. High schoolers who are having some trouble absorbing the fact that they’re in a world where four of them are highly feared supervillains, and three of them are hapless civilians. All of them seem to be united in glaring at Grim when he strolls out of the reporter’s bedroom and asks how they all got so small.

By now, Yuu’s phone has begun blowing up with messages from the Game Night group and the other minions asking where their bosses are.

The reporter texts back that they have no idea where Snake Charmer, Poison Queen, or Royal Flush are, but they do snap a picture to send in a group message of the teenage boys who are currently bickering over who gets to sit on the couch versus the floor, and whether Leona lying down on it and taking up the whole thing is “fair” to everyone else.

Uproar in the chat.

Lilia is squeeing over how small and cute Malleus is, lookit him in his little fancy school uniform!! Sebek is both joining in with this praise, and terrified about how they can turn the young master back to his old self! Silver is asleep because he has that luxury, the lucky bastard.

Ruggie is disappointed that his boss doesn’t have anything embarrassing that could potentially serve as blackmail material to get himself a pay raise. Jack wants to arm wrestle young Leona if he’s still there tomorrow and see who would win.

Floyd and Jade want to come over to pick on Azul! Yuu says no! They say they’re coming anyway!!

Ortho is coming too!! His nii-san is now younger and needs him and there’s nothing Yuu can do about it!!

Lilia heavily implies that they all can wait until tomorrow or else.

Suddenly Yuu is no longer anticipating any more house guests tonight. Yay?

Waterboy’s weirdly excited at the picture of Jamil, and Huntsman keeps rhapsodizing about Vil’s youthful beauty, but they’re both a little odd so the reporter purposely thinks nothing of it.

Just like they think nothing of Trey’s oddly monosyllabic mother-henning over the young Riddle. He’s much smaller than the other boys—he probably just set of Trey’s big brother instincts is all. And if the rest of the Heartslaybul minions have gone strangely quiet too? They’re likely just busy searching for Royal Flush. Nothing to read into here, no sir.

Yuuken tells Yuu to call if they need any extra food or blankets for their guests or anything. He’ll try to convince their boss’s boss that Yuu’s taken ill tomorrow. For a moment, all seems right with the world.

Then Azul calls for the “prefect” to come settle the couch argument.

Yuu promptly drops the cup they were about to pour lemon tea into.

They wave off Malleus and Riddle’s concern, Azul’s apologies, and Jamil’s attempts to clear up the shards up for them, saying they were just...startled at being addressed like that.

The reporter explains that, while the students’ version of Yuu might be known as a prefect back at their school, here The Prefect is the name of a...controversial vigilante. One who foils the villainous schemes of the top seven supervillains in the city, and usually takes quite the beating while doing so. The supervillains’ ire even extends to their friend and cameraman, Yuuken, who’s only suspected of being the Prefect.

Yuu likes being on good enough terms with the supervillains that they know even if they get kidnapped, they won’t get seriously hurt. If they or any of their minions were to be given reason, however flimsy, to believe the reporter was The Prefect...

Well. Yuu doesn’t like to think about what would happen then.

The high schoolers keep shooting Yuu looks that suggest they don’t buy this flimsy explanation, but they let the subject drop mercifully, turning back to serving tea and dividing up who will be sleeping where.

Another argument erupts when the reporter offers to sleep on the floor so one or two of them can share their bed. Leona and Malleus come close to almost burning the apartment down before Yuu takes a page out of Uncle Divvy’s book and breaks out the rolled up newspaper to restore order.

Later that night, after it’s all settled and the students are all fast asleep, Yuu the Reporter has a panic attack in the privacy of their bathroom.

They don’t know how much longer they can keep this up.

[obaby-obeyme]

Thank you! 💕💕

@neko2413

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[twstyuna]

@britishassistant Twisted Wonderland Masterlist (6/30/21)

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For the sake of neatness, I didn't put credits at the end of every fact from asks and submissions or for the costumes in the character pages. In my defense, you can see the sources in the original post and @britishassistant also credits in their tags. But here is the (hopefully) complete list of those who contributed through asks, submissions, and art. If I missed a name please message me so I can add you. Also, if someone could tell me the new names of some of these blogs because some of the names seem dead, please do tell me.

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[screechingkroh]

Yeah I don't consider cuddling as romantic either (probably should've specified that) unless it's between an actual couple in which case it should be pretty obvious but this time it's clearly the Seer being a little shit (in the monkies pov lmao)

But also, another idea: I'm not the type to forgive very easily so let's say MC is still in the mood to throw hands with Macaque for- ya know. Beating the shit out of them. So when he comes to visit, they throw a hand at him.

Literally.

Like they just randomly have a box full of (fake) hands and the moment he appears, they just start chucking them at him until they run out and act like nothing happened immediately after. (There's also alot of mech parts so it's really just a junk box but still disturbing) their expression doesn't change either until they're done, so they weren't actually angry they just wanted to throw stuff at him. For...some reason.

Forget LBD, or Demon bull King or any other villain they're gonna face in the future.

Mcs the TRUE villain here, and all shall bow down before their might.

(Sorry, I think this has become my newest hyperfocus cause I have quite a few ideas now.)

TO BE FAIR--

DEPENDING ON HOW I GO, I CAN MAKE SEER ENTIRE A VILLAIN ARC.

They have every right to do so. Being torn from their home, getting kidnapped, being used as a tool to tell the future, drowning, being told that their only purpose is to be a Seer (by many people other than Macaque), and so on and so forth.

For them to stay good? Or to even stay neutral?

They'd have a weeping heart of gold.

But anyways-- Seer throwing stuff at him is very funny. But I hate to tell you that the thing in chapter 10, they don't throw the item. Macaque does. And it leaves a very heavy mark on their relationship in a not-so-positive way, too.

[britishassistant]

Yuu gets kidnapped by the villains so frequently that at this point the minions don't even need to tie them up or smth they just appear like "Yo!" and Yuu is like "sight time to head out I suppose" and hopes into whatever vehicle the henchman have. Once they get to the base they greet everyone else like they're friends and settle down in the chair specifically meant for them and just spend an hour or so chatting with the others before sneaking off so the Perfect can appear or a hero arrives to escape them. The city doesn't question it because they're getting kidnapped by villains so fighting back or trying to run away could lead to more trouble (Although I doubt the boys are the type to purposefully hurt civilians Yuu still sometimes goes willingly) Also because they know Yuu will come out fine after the Prefect swoops in.

Yeah, Yuu’s learned to go willingly when the time to be kidnapped comes around.

In the early days (and when they were first being kidnapped by strange supervillains they didn’t yet know), the reporter would try running or evading them, but even if they got away there was usually a lot of collateral damage left behind in the form of harmed public property, injured heroic bystanders, or wounds to Yuu themself.

If Yuu got captured anyway despite these attempts, all this was just adding insult to injury, so they quickly just learned to take the path of least resistance. The minions were less likely to hit them over the head or gas them with knock out spray this way too, so they saved a lot of money on pain medication for headaches.

That isn’t to say that these early days didn’t have any unfortunate incidents before this system was worked out.

Back when Yuu was beginning to get kidnapped more often by more supervillains, not long after their first few Malleus kidnappings and the creation of “Tsunotaro”, Eliza bought and gifted them a taser to at least try to defend themselves with, claiming that Yuu shouldn’t just sit there and let the supervillains take them.

Later that week, Leviathan wanted Yuu kidnapped to try and sign a contract with them, so he sent Jade and Floyd to intercept the reporter in a dark alley on their way home.

Yuu, remembering Eliza’s reprimands, fumbled to get out the taser to defend themselves.

Jade and Floyd were initially curious about the plastic black rectangle the reporter was brandishing, but very quickly became amused at the idea that a little electric toy could stand up to either of them, especially with their superpowers to back them up.

Floyd was particularly irreverent about safety procedures around the taser, rationalizing that he’d be able to Bind the Heart the electricity away even if its prongs did land in him, and that even if he couldn’t, there’s no way a little zap from a tiny toy like that could hurt a big, strong eel merperson like him, right~?

So saying, he took the taser off the reporter despite their protests and performed a self-demonstration.

Floyd was quickly proven very wrong in all his assumptions.

Yuu and Jade ended up driving him to the emergency room to ensure there was no permanent damage. Luckily he just needed some mild treatment and bedrest, but Floyd was in a bad mood with the reporter for the rest of the fortnight. Jade also took the liberty of destroying the taser so its evil could never be unleashed upon the world again, and warned the reporter that bringing out another one or anything like it would end very poorly for them.

Yuu had to pay Floyd’s hospital bills, though they drew the line at Leviathan attempting to swindle more money out of them for the “mental trauma” his employee experienced, as they did try to warn him of the dangers before he played with it. Leviathan took the opportunity to research exactly what Floyd was injured with and send out informational pamphlets to all his minions warning of the dangers of playing with weapons they didn’t understand.

Don’t mess around with tasers, kids.

[screechingkroh]

To your post threatening angst:

:)

I'd show a snippet if I could lmao but I think it'd lessen the blow ngl

[screechingkroh]

Age: 14

Vision: Electro (I know it shows pyro but there was something going on with the maker I used that it wouldn't show the right element)

Weapon: Catalyst brawler

Sub dps/ support (Better for exploration)

A child of Mondstadt with a love for exploration, she is relatively mature compared to most though she has plenty of moments where she acts more her age. Inquisitive and sharp, she likes solving mysteries and strives to become something of a detective in the future. She is very athletic and best suited for stealth as she uses her vision to enhance her speed but it doesn't mean she can't pack an extra punch.

She prefers keeping to herself for the most part, reading books she finds interesting. Thanks to her photographic memory she is an excellent navigator and can easily identify plants or whatever is necessary to survive in the wilderness. After the death of her older brother and her family falling apart, she began traveling around with a group of friends whom she regards as her new family.

She tries to avoid confrontation since she's mature enough to acknowledge that she can't actually fight off alot of enemies (such as Buff fatui members) but if her friends are around she'll join in since they have a better chance.

Katie always has a bag with her no matter what, filled with medical supplies, food and other useful items due to her brother passing away from a lack of said items. She doesnt want to risk ever ending up in a similar situation and making her parents sad again.

The hat and jacket were the last gifts her brother ever sent, just seconds before she received news of his death. As such she is incredibly protective of the items and will go insane if anyone touches them without permission or if they disappear. Needless to say if someone took it for the sake of bullying or damaged it she won't show any mercy whatsoever. (Idk what they do for schooling but let's just say she's faced some bullying involving these items before.)

(Warning: I have a bunch more to send so get ready.)

Oooo

Katie looks so nice omg I like her style! You guys put so much thought into these holy shit--

I just created Themis for funsies. A silly fox spirit so I could be self-indulgent and then you guys are gong FULL ON OUT. I LOVE IT!

(I just wanna note; i might not respond to all of them BUT-- but-- i'll each and every OC with everything I've got! Simply because i don't know if the content within it might be triggering to others! it might not trigger me but it might trigger others, ya know? Nonetheless, each OC is loved greatly!!)

[screechingkroh]

Can anyone hop on the oc train? I'd like to share some of mine

Yeah!!

I love seeing ppl’s OCs huehuehuehue

Soft reminder that you can send pictures with your ask if you’re off of anon.

Gush to me abt your OCs lmao