#nefarious deeds

[nefarious-exclam]

BOMB WITH COMICALLY LONG FUSE GO

ooh ah ah oh ah ah no no ah um uh uh NYEH-

[Wayward Spell:] A Bomb with a Comically Large Fuse has appeared in front of you. [Timed Event: 30 seconds.]

[nefarious-exclam]

YOU DARE TRAVERSE INTO MY NEFARIOUS WIZARD TOWER?

Learn the rules, foolish traveler, for I am NEFARIOUS EXCLAM! Make no mistake, I am not @monster-bestiary , the Supreme Exclam of all things Monsters, but I am TWICE AS EVIL and THREE TIMES AS NEFARIOUS!

HEED MY WARNINGS, AND BEWARE MY DUNGEON!

#nefarious deeds: ALL THINGS ON MY BLOG BY ME THAT ARE NEFARIOUS AND EVIL! (And those that do not fit into the FOLLOWING TAGS!)

#monster summoning: BEASTS HAVE HALTED YOUR PATH! WILL THEY BE FRIEND OR FOE? IF MY WARRANTY HADN'T EXPIRED THEY WOULD ALL BE FOE BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE MONSTER BESTIARY GAVE ME "LESS FOUL" MINIONS THAN I WAS EXPECTING!

#evil reblog: I, THE WIZARD OF EXCLAMANIA, WILL REBLOG ALL THINGS EVIL AND NEFARIOUS!

#brews and potions: DASTARDLY POTIONS AND SPELLS TO DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES! THEY COME WITH A PRICE, SO BEWARE!

#evil landscapes: WILL YOU FIND YOURSELF IN ACID SWAMPS OR BOILING LAVA PITS? WHO KNOWS!

#nefarious asks: MY LOYAL MINIONS CONVERSE WITH ME!

#foiled again: SEND ME A NEFARIOUS ASK TO GLOAT YOUR VICTORY! REAP THE REWARDS!

#rewards: EARN YOUR RIGHTFUL REWARDS FOR EITHER DEFEATING ME OR DOING AN INCREDIBLE NEFARIOUS AND EVIL ACT!

#dastardly queue: MY EVIL QUEUE TAG! WEHEHEHEH!

#the wizard speaks: HEAR ME SPEAK!

#not rpg: posts that aren't part of the gimmick

#the sun saga: that time THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD extinguished the Sun.

#interrobang war: that time I went to war against the Interrobangs

#bedrest saga: after the magic toll of shrinking the Sun, fighting off the ice people, unshrinking the Sun, and briefly going to war, The Nefarious Wizard is on magical BEDREST.

#nefarious art: fan art :)

NEFARIOUS-EXCLAM IS AFFILIATED WITH @mercury-lurks! ALL COMMENTS WITH THAT USERNAME ARE FROM ME!

Part of the Exclamation Point PFP RPG Blog Cinematic Universe founded by @status-updates , including @deathscreenmessages , @loading-tips , @monster-bestiary , @bossfight-messages , @dailyquests , @mission-board , @advancement-made , @character-selecton , @item-shoppe , @glitches-and-bugs , @buffs-window , @beta-leaks , @evil-loading-screen , @magic-foraging-tooltips , @unused-questline , @war-causing-interrobang @small-cat-npc @collectibles-menu , @character-profiles , @rpg-partylog , @shady-item-shop , @unskilledpoint , @redacted-exclam , @percontation-mark , @shitpost-mods , @cmd-semicolon , @ultrakill-style-bar-updates , @big-bad-evil-guy , (a bunch of fuckin others I can't keep track of), and of course me, @nefarious-exclam

Any asks about speeding up arcs, spreading drama, personally attacking mods, or constantly wanting [character] to meet some other person will be deleted.

[nefarious-exclam]

FUCK HAVING MAGIC, THE MOST POWERFUL FEELING IS SMASHING A MOSQUITO MID-FLIGHT BETWEEN YOUR BARBARIAN HANDS. NO BLOOD, CAUGHT IT BEFORE IT FEASTED. FEELING GOOD UP IN THE WIZARD TOWER TONIGHT.

[Enemy Spotted:] Smash 0/1 Mosquito in your hands.

[nefarious-exclam]

What be thy opinion on hitting transphobes with trains?

WEHEHEHEH! THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD PUTS OUT A FORMAL BOUNTY!

ANY LOYAL MINION MINE WHO SECURES ME ONE TRANSPHOBE TO PUT UNDER THE EVIL TRAIN OF NEFARIORITY WILL BE REWARDED!

[Reward:] For every Transphobe run over by The Evil Train of Nefariority, you earn 1,000 exp and 500 gold coins.

[nefarious-exclam]

[Enemy Spotted:] Defeat the Wizards making fun of you at the Sorcery Club 0/122.

[Rewards:] 91 exp and 43 gold coins, as well as The Magic Wand Tool.

[arden-wings]

guys... surely he wouldn't...

[schro4444]

I think we as a society should remember that kaito’s mom was a Real Actual Criminal more

[nefarious-exclam]

[Wayward Spell:] You have been Trapped in the Orb Of Imprisonment!

[nefarious-exclam]

[Enemy Spotted:] An Invasive Species has been introduced into the Fuckable Old Man Ecosystem.

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

[boopshoops]

being 🥺️💛 shy for the whimsy of it but then i have to actually speak to people and i get 🗿shy

[isjuice]

I think they would smoke weed together and talk abt their shared trauma actually

[nefarious-exclam]

Brrbl?

( @level-1-slime )

[Enemy Spotted:] Decimate that Slime. 0/1.

[nefarious-exclam]

[Enemy Spotted:] Eat Deep-Fried Whataburger rat. 0/1.

his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas

[reactionimagesdaily]

Submitted by @furiousofpanda

[domwitch]

Ah this is late but thanks to everyone who responded to my post about cumming a lot! It seems that folks can average about 3-5 orgasms on a good day, while some can go up to 10 in certain circumstances. It also seems like folks with penises cum a little bit less than folks with labias, which is to be expected. 17 also sounds rather rare, even for a personal best (tho I also average 3-5 normally!). Some folks did mention being worried about "keeping up" with someone who's used to cumming a lot, which is totally normal thing to be worried about. To that I'd say there's nothing wrong with using toys! Tbh if my partner was "done" but I wasn't I think it'd be hot to use a wand to finish myself off while they kissed me or sucked my neck and tits during. I wouldn't think any less of my partner, and also they'd be "helping" me cum too, ya know?

[artsandcraftswithclown]

Hey does anyone have any good quality pics of Marius’ hand/arm?? Or from a couple different angles?? Ty in advance 😭😭