#needlesposting
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mirabile-futurum 7 months ago
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Ah, the twink files. Classic
Interesting detail: both Bonzo cases have been Category 1, Rank B. The only other CAT1RB case has been Needles.
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baaad-omens 7 months ago
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i can't take needles seriously everytime i hear him i just picture one of those obscenely spikey and exceptionally grumpy but ultimately harmless wet cats
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like. this is needles to me (both photos were found on reddit)
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bones-edition 9 months ago
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I'm so normal about Needles
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iphijaania 9 months ago
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everyone鈥檚 being so cute with their distortion-needlesposting but i do have to honestly say that i think the distortion would hate needles. loathe him. despise him. i think they鈥檇 react the same way to needles as young mother hamsters do to their pups. in fact i think their mutual instinctive detestation of needles would be what makes michael and helen stop throwing grenades disguised as party poppers at each other through the hallways and call a truce to ensure he gets slowly and excrutiatingly driven to the brink of whatevers the closest thing fear avatars get to suicide through an insomnia inducing toothbrush before they show up and beat him to death with safety scissors
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distortionposting 9 months ago
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I'm not going to apologize for Needlesposting, I am absolutely obsessed with him right now
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