#needa change my theme

[hypnagogics]

new user 🕺🕺🕺 .... now to fix allll the links. aiiiii

[megwuru]

sommii -> megwuru !!!!! rip sommii u will be missed ^.^

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Between the Lines 1

Warnings: non/dubcon, Lee is rude, customer service triggers. and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

Characters: Lee Bodecker

Part of the Bookstore AU

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging.

‘So no one told you life was gonna be this way…’

You nearly clap to the theme song stuck in your head. You resist and continue your patrol of the aisle. The lyrics are oddly poignant as you traverse the bookstore. Two degrees and this is what you’re left with. This is far from what you expected.

You don’t hate the job, only the customers. Sometimes. You love books and when you got the call, you were all too happy to trade in your Starbucks apron for collared shirts and dark slacks. As much as you miss the free drinks, you’re more confident around literature.

You come down the main aisle of the store, around the tables in the middle with stacks of best-sellers and promotions, as a woman enters. She’s striking in her pencil skirt and sleek cinched trench coat. Her hair is immaculately highlighted blonde and gold and highlights her beauty. She doesn’t see you in her hurry, surpassing you for the Biography section.

Another customer follows her in the door. He looks after her as he stops just inside. Your curiosity stitches in your forehead. He’s rather intent on trailing her. His jacket has a star pinned on its chest; a cop.

Oh, shoot. Not another thief. You go to greet the officer, “hello, sir, can I help you?”

“Nah, thanks,” he waves you off, his knuckles nearly hit you in the cheek.

You back up and let him pass. You could be wrong but you can’t risk shrink on your shift. Not again. You casually head in the same direction, pretending to fix some book spines as you peer down the aisle where the woman looks back and forth elusively. Hmmm.

You stride towards her and put on your best smile, “hello, miss, is there something I can help you with?”

She looks at you, almost breathless, “um, do you have a bathroom?”

She cranes to peek over her shoulder again. She shudders as if disgusted. You hear the cop down the next row, slowly pacing. You point her towards the back. You don’t see how she could be hiding anything, her jacket is open and her purse isn’t that big.

She hurries off, heels tapping, as she escapes towards the bathrooms. You shrug and continue on, rounding the end and continuing towards the officer. He sees you and frowns, turning his interest to the graphic novels. Your favourite.

“Anything I can help you find?” You ask in your most chipper tone.

“No,” he grumbles, glancing over the shelves towards the fading click of the woman’s heels.

“Um, is something wrong?” You wonder.

“Can you mind your business?” He asks as he turns on you, “I’m a man of the law, I don’t needa explain myself to you.”

“Of course, sir,” you swallow, taken aback by his tone, “I didn’t mean too. I just thought… if you need help. I’m sorry. I’ll be around if you change your mind.”

You show your palms, meekly excusing yourself as you back away. You turn and take a step, skin blazing in embarrassment. You feel as if you’ve been slapped across the face.

“Now, wait a minute, sweetheart,” the officer calls after you, “I should be sayin’ sorry. I wasn’t meanin’ to be so rude. I’m just… long day, ya know?”

You stop and slowly face him. You do your best to shake away the tension. It’s work and it’s not often you get an apology from a customer.

“Yeah, I know,” you give a rocky half-chuckle, “um, so… what did you come in for?”

“Ah, you know, lookin’ around, uh, these comic books,” he points beside him, “they got lots of pictures?”

“Uh, yeah,” you answer as you face the shelf, “do you have a specific genre in mind? Superheroes? Apocalyptic? Mystery? Anime?”

“Well, I got this nephew, he’s real into this stuff. Nerd type things,” he scoffs, “that Batman guy and his car.”

“Oh, looking for a gift? Birthday?” You prompt.

“I ain’t seen my sister in some years and she asked me over. Long story, don’t matter, but I don’t wanna show up empty handed.”

“That’s sweet. A family reunion,” you turn and peruse the shelf, “well, you could get a couple of issues, we’re having buy two get the third free, but an anthology would go a lot further. A bit pricier though.”

“Hmm,” he peruses thoughtfully as he leans in, “you probably don’t know too much either, being a lady and all. But you could help me with my sister. I heard about some writer, Hooter or something?”

“Colleen Hoover? Uh, sure, most people like those and they’re an easy read,” you explain, “but if you’re looking for comics about Batman, I have many suggestions. The Dark Knight is a good read, way better than the movie–”

“I got it figured,” he reaches to slide out Batman: Year One. Not a bad choice, actually. “Now you show me this Hoover whatever. Sounds like a dang vacuum.”

He’s demanding but you’ve dealt with worse. Besides, it’s easier at least when they know what they want. You take him around to the table of popular authors.

“A lot of people like It Ends With Us,” you point to the pink cover, “Maybe Someday also tends to be a hit.”

“You talk a lot, don’t ya?” He grumbles as he puts his hand on his hip, his stomach straining inside his jacket.

“Oh, I’m s-sorry, sir,” you take a breath, neck prickling as you feel your nerves spike, “I’m only doing my job. If you don’t need my help–”

“Did I say that? You ever let a man sit in silence?”

You blink at him and your smile evaporates. What a jackass. You could blame it on the badge but you suspect he’s just a completely intolerable person. No wonder his sister didn’t talk to him for so long.

“Sir, you can pay at the front counter. You can also ask any questions you have up there.” You lean back on your heel, “I have stocking to do.”

“Now, don’t you give me that look. Customer’s always right, ain’t they?” You press your lips in a firm line. You glare at him as he snickers, “you got no respect. Ladies these days seem to forget what that means.” He grabs a book from the table without checking the cover, “I’ll be certain to tell the manager how helpful you were, sweetheart.”

He nears and you stand your ground, taking measured breaths as your wits threaten to crack. He looks you up and down and snorts. He winks as he cradles the books in one arm, reaching to boop your nose with his index. You pull away as your chagrin ripples across your face.

“Some ladies just needa learn their place,” he drops his hand and continues on, swaggering in his victory. Pathetic, it’s not that hard to demean someone who can’t talk back.

[matty-bear]

i love how everytime i fall into a hyperfix i can change my phone layout to fit the said fixation :3 (i have one for nick, boygenius, gwen stefani, song yuqi, <she’s from my fav kpop gg :3> and lady gaga. lowkey got rlly fixated on pierce the veil for a few days so i think i needa make a layout for them too…)

rn im in a boygenius hyperfix so i switched my theme from gwen to theirs :3 tehehe i love my silly phone themes

[jewwyfeesh]

3rd anni enstars IF story -- story 1

Writer: @ inlandeempire

Translated by: jewwyfeesh

Characters: Kiryuu Kuro, Kagehira Mika, Hakaze Kaoru, Oogami Koga

Theme: "If they're to pick out flowers for someone…"

Disclaimer: this was performed as part of the enstars IF section during the CN 3rd Anniversary stream (37:16 - 40:57). the stories are submitted by fans and two were picked out to be performed live.

translated from CN subs with reference to the script that they posted on screen.

this is story 1 of 2.

Kuro: Is Kagehira workin’ here? It’s pretty hard work.

Mika: ‘Tis not for monetary reasons, but rather ‘cause I’m stuck tryna think up some ideas for a performance… Notta mention, the store owner’s taken care of me before… So I’d thought that maybe takin’ care’of the store might change my mood ‘round.

Koga: Mm, this method’s pretty effective. When I hit a mental block, I’d bring Leon out for a run. A change of scenery really does call forth new ideas.

Mika: Kiryuu-senpai, are’ya here to buy flowers?

Kuro: Mhm, my lil sister’s birthday’s comin’ up soon, and I don’t really know what a girl of her age would like as a gift… Even if I were’ta sew her some clothes, I’m likely to be shunned. Maybe a cute flower bouquet would be to her likin’? Or… would it be more fashionable to pick a potted plant instead?

Kaoru: Yaho~

Mika: Today’s customers are all familiar faces I see.

Kaoru: Sorry, I accidentally overheard your conversation, and couldn’t resist butting in.

Kuro: Hakaze, do ya have any recommendations?

Kaoru: What about making accessories out of preserved flowers? It seems to be the in-thing these days.

Mika: Mm, this particular store’s able ta help preserve the flowers chosen by the customers!

Kaoru: Not to mention, Kiryu-kun would definitely want to gift his sister something that he made with his own two hands, no? Preserving your carefully selected flower, before turning it into an accessory… it’s way more meaningful than any regular flower bouquet out there~ ♪

Kuro: That ain’t a bad idea… I’ll think it over…

Koga: Aa—ACHOO…!

Kaoru: Koga-kun’s wearing a mask in a flower shop and he’s still unable to avoid sneezing altogether… Poor thing…

Mika: Uwaaaah… I forgor that there’s another customer! Oogami-kun, are ya here to buy some flowers too? Yer can tell me what’cha want!

Koga: Mm, I’d like’ta reserve one of those flower baskets[1] congratulatin’ a successful performance, and have it delivered to the nearby Livehouse next week. Is that possible?

Mika: Lemme write that down… Is the flower delivery address the same Livehouse that Hakaze-senpai used’ta manage?

Kaoru: Well, someone else has replaced me in the managerial position~ Even so, I do go back once in a while to check on things. The performance next week… Say, is that the band that Koga-kun’s been looking after?

Koga: Mhm. ‘Cause its meant for a Rock’n’Roll band, I needa pick a super duper cool flower basket!!

Kuro: Hakaze’s still plenty familiar with his own business.

Mika: Yer can have a look at this catalog for the various flower basket arrangements! Though yer need to book them in advance… same goes for Kiryuu-senpai’s preserved flowers.

Kuro: In that case, I’ll go pick out the flowers I’d like to use from the shelves.

Koga: A-a-a… ACHOO! Lend me that catalog, ‘m goin’ out to have a look! Hakaze-senpai, since yer free, help me decide which one’s more suitable!

Kaoru: Ehh? Kiddo, you’re asking for my help so naturally?

Koga: It’s gonna be placed at the door of the Livehouse, so it’s not like it ain’t got nothin’ to do with you.

Kaoru: Ah. Yeah, that’s true. Let’s look through the catalog together, then~

Mika: Hehe, I, too, have found inspiration for ma’ design. The decor for the next stage will have flowers as its main theme… fresh flowers, potted plants, dried flowers, preserved flowers… Creatin’ different results through a variety of combinations…

Translator's notes:

[1] he's talking about those flower baskets that you prop up on huge stands?? that are like "from X to Y, congratulating you on a successful shop opening" or whatever www

Story 2 →

[sanjisblackasswife]

needa change my theme

[thecoonigerian]

shiit i needa change my profile theme

[seriial]

queue almost empty i needa work on filling it again, i also need to change my theme but idk what i’d change it to and how imma organize it

[kerosenehuffer]

hi tumblaa

i need some things to change how do i change my phone layout my blog layout theme clean my bedroom and everything but witj no motivation all i do anymore is eat and do school work :( i really needa get on my grind i feel so big lately i wana DIE!!! 😒

[zagreusboon]

I needa change my blog theme now

[tenyacore]

HEY STARZ THE THEME IS AMAZING ‼️

when I saw ur theme my toes curled, ate this theme fr

I NEEDA CHANGE MINES

i see you have indeed changed ur theme gigi 🤔

bery bery cute

also thank u my toes curl and crunch every time i think of u 🤗

[areazeroresearcher]

ooc: my posts have such whiplash of themes but its just how i act irl my personality is constantly changing right now specter is like me but more mentally stable, i needa get them a real personailty soon

[crossovereddie]

Hey sluts i missed eddie yall

[codgod-moved]

fundymoment -> bunb0yhal0

just wanted to match my twt lol

[tomiyeee]

Sir it is impossible to read any of the smaller text in your theme

oh, which text in particular is hard to read? i’m not really sure which is the smaller text, i thot they were all the same size...

i could change the font size or colors if it’s anything important that’s difficult to read (like the description, posts, or links), but if it’s unimportant stuff like tags (which i don’t think most people need to read on my blog), i’m inclined to just leave it as is

[maergo]

Let me introduce to you: Jung Jaehyun!

Name: Jung Jaehyun Nickname: Jae, Jay Birthdate: February 14th, 1997

Occupation: Youtuber/ streamer/ camboy Hometown: Seoul Current location: Seoul School: Highschool graduate Languages: Korean, English Sexual orientation: Bisexual

Height: 180 cm Eye colour: Brown Contacts/ glasses: Yes Body build: Fit Hair colour: Brown Skin colour: Fair Tattoos: None Piercing: Ears, tongue

Hobbies: Gaming, editing Drugs | Alcohol | Smoking: No | Yes | Yes Pets: None

About: Though shy/ quiet at first meeting due to being a little socially awkward, once comfortable with someone he is very affectionate and loving. He is more of an indoor type of person and would rather hang out somewhere inside (preferably even a rather chill and quiet place) than go and be active while getting some fresh air. Of course he wouldn’t decline any offers on spending time outside with someone; but he prefers not to. To be able to get more comfortable with people, he loves to text them a lot first even if they have seen each other in person multiple times already, he feels more comfortable talking via social media etc. as that is what he spends a lot of his time on and that way he’ll be able to think about his response better.

Background:  Born in an average household, Jaehyun grew up as what other people would say ‘a very basic boy; like the guy next door’. He had always been very quiet and reserved, didn’t participate much during social events and any projects at school were better when he made them all by himself compared to when it was a group project. At the age of 17 he started watching videos on youtube, gaming videos, DIY’s, vlogs, anything that was popular to watch, and after a while he decided that he wanted to do that too, so he got himself a camera and started filming whatever he thought was interesting. Days at school, vacations, he made gaming videos as well as videos where he tried out certain DIY’s. People seemed to love his content, and somehow talking to a camera felt a lot less awkward than talking face to face with someone, so the amount of videos he uploaded every week increased and so did his followers. Soon enough he hit the 500k subscribers, which had him crying during a lifestream. In real life he never had the idea that people were entertained with the things he said or did, which he partly understood since he was so socially awkward, but the verification that so many people did enjoy watching and listening to him moved him more than he’d ever dare to admit out loud. Barely after turning 20 he moved out to his own apartment, it wasn’t anything big or special but it felt like it was needed – Jaehyun didn’t want to be limited anymore by his parents telling him he couldn’t record anything between certain hours so moving out was the best option to do, with that came that he had interests in becoming an anonymous camboy, which he actually became after he turned 21. This is also one of the reasons why he’s still very socially awkward - though he always makes sure no one can recognize him while ‘performing’, he’s very afraid someone might recognize him anyway.