#need to talk to him about euro perches while i secretly look down at the wikipedia article i have open on my phone in lap
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it becomes increasingly obvious this man cannot wink for the life of him if not for the way he blinks
do you also think about the way he intentionally matched his hat with his trousers or am i the only one consumed by madness
#ive made the central florida joke#so now i can make the he looks like every lesbian out of portland oregon#fisherman chic#i need to have a beer with this guy#need to talk to him about euro perches while i secretly look down at the wikipedia article i have open on my phone in lap#like im cheating for a test because i am not knowledgable of the fish that dont live in my pond#and im trying to impress the baddie im sat next to#i make up for my lack of charisma in my willingness to splurge about fish facts#also the way those unsexy trousers hug his ass sure is something#i feel like im crushing on my camp counsellor here man#im feeling so conflicted
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