#need to get her more jose cuervo i know she likes her margs... thats where i got it from | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

emotargaryen · 9 months

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went to get a 4th margarita (i know) and realized while pouring that i finished off the tequila and then i heard my stepdad in the downstairs freezer getting his nightly ice cream treat even though he was KNOCKED on the couch literally a half hour ago and on my way downstairs i knocked over the basket of keys on the stairs which ruined all attempts of being stealthy trying not to be sent by it happy new year to me

#when i went up for my 3rd at 11 my mom had literally said to me “damn how many margaritas have you had”....#like damn let me live #need to get her more jose cuervo i know she likes her margs... thats where i got it from #living with my family is a fuckign nightmare im hoping and praying i move out this year #ill do anything im about to make an account on seeking arrangements and im only like 3/4 joking #edit: added a kendall picture it felt naked without it

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