#need this in my life

[goblinkook]

thinking about how thorin’s gaze softened every time he looked at bilbo, he was so in love with him that even when he was in his madness, bilbo was able to break through and make him genuinely smile.

[lostshadow86]

Okay but gaming with a gf while cuddling is such a dream. Cuddling with gf in general. Gf... Affection... Gaming is also cool tho

Need this ASAP or might go feral fr

[snowyoctopus]

For the inevitable podcast discussing their relationship Amanda asking them questions they’re comfortable asking like when did you start dating? What was your first date? And then other newlywed questions would be a great and fun way to go about it and I could see them messing with each other if they had different answers as well as talking about stories they’re comfortable with sharing

Like a genuine newlywed game would be awesome

oh man i hope sooo!!!!!🤞🤞 that would literally be so so fun and adorable!!!!!!🕯️🕯️🕯️

[ribcracker]

just saw this girl walk up to a tree break and grab a small branch from it and slightly caress the tree with it and then she just left with nothing accomplished and i just thought…she really is creating her own reality like life is whatever she makes of it. queen making use of her free will

[shy-attention-whore]

Franz von Stuck, Sternschnuppen (or, Falling Stars), 1912.

From Koller International Auctions:

" "Sternschnuppen" from 1912 presents a landscape with hills and water, with a star-filled sky, two shooting stars flying above and a couple sitting on a hill. The woman depicted, who is Von Stuck's wife Mary, is completely fixed on the shooting stars, while the man, the artist himself, has only eyes for the woman."

[uslvelttrs]

so who volunteers to write the jegulus hercules au with reg as meg and the slytherins + pandora as the muses

[jv-f1]

James finding those selfie angles in Melbourne today! 🤳

— Williams via Instagram

[anoptimisticadventurer]

[evangaline3]

You know what I’m DYING to read?! BSD characters with a hogwarts reader. The reader graduated hogwarts and all that. Went to school with the golden trio. A gender neutral reader, thinking a Ravenclaw reader seeing as how that’s what I am. Please somebody write thisssssss.

[maxisthenewalex]

I've been watching Resident Alien with my sister. My bi little heart flutters at Judy who gives chaotic bi energy like no one's business. I think she's in love with D'Arcy. But fanfic (AO3) has failed me.

Hopefully there's something here in the depths of Tumblr.

[yasashiiku]

elder siblings/parental figures calling Shou Little Red >>>>>>

[w1cked-w1tch]

The fact that "weeping angels" came up for "we" is really nostalgic holy shit

Type these words in the tags and see what comes up:

op

wait

mom

up

really

need

tho

dude

we

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[pinkberryfox]

🙈🙈🙈

i just know satoru’s the type to lean down when you two are making out while standing up, and he literally pushes himself into your personal space because he cannot physically get enough of you. like his hands are gripping your flesh, your thighs, your ass, and then his hand wraps around your neck and when you try to pull away to breathe, he chases after your lips and pecks them repeatedly.

“no no no—come back here, please,”