#nearby planets are similar enough to get away with it. earth not so much JDKQJDK | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lycankeyy · 14 days ago

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Funkycule fun fact #2884782: because penilians are hypercarnivores, they have evolved out of the ability to taste sweet things. Due to this, the penilian equivalent of candy is typically based on saltiness. Pringles are like candy to penilians

#if youre wondering how cassandra is surviving on earth as a hypercarnivore: 'carnivore' diet supplemented with the fact #that as partial scavengers penilians are gifted with being borderline immune to food poisoning #so in a pinch she could just like. kill and eat a bird JDKQHDKQ #shes still pretty malnourished though. earth meat isnt the same as what the penilians farm off nearby alien planets #(penilians no longer eat meat sourced from their own planet for cultural reasons)#nearby planets are similar enough to get away with it. earth not so much JDKQJDK #honestly a theres a nonzero chance that part of the reason cas is so chill these days is because shes malnourished #and also was basically forced to develop asthma because the oxygen content difference between earth and the penilian homeworld is #uh. noticeable (all species there are massive after all)#negated mostly by being constantly shapeshifted so small but shes still not entirely built for it BFKAJDKW #💛#funkycule au #rambling about this because i almost accidentally fell back asleep thinking abt it gm JDKQJDK

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