#ndjdjdk lmao anyway
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Also, fun fact: my mum said we don't need to feed the insects we feed the gecko. You just don't need to! Wow wish I'd realised that sooner!
#bdjdnid 'but you dont need to feed the crickets-'#ma. ma please. have you ever heard of the circle of life.#ndjdjdk lmao anyway#in case you didn't know#if you don't feed a creature it tends to die! fun fact! the more you know!!#and the crickets make me incredibly nervous!!!#so no I'm not doing that!!!#'oh but geckos love crickets!' SHUT THE FUCK UP#1. this gecko doesn't eat literally anything ever.#2. it was reported there was a shit ton of dead crickets in the bottom of the vivarium before we got it#so geck has probably been bitten enough for a lifetime it feels unfair to do that to him again#and 3. they're too fast. i love bugs but i cannot. i got nervous holding the box. don't do this to me#NO WAIT SCRATCH THAT#3. how the fuck do you catch a cricket to feed it to a gecko and then catvh it again so it doesnt bite the gecko#they're so fast and my heart can't take it#anyway yeah mum got us crickets when i specifically explained why we can't have crickets at the moment to her#like four times#I HAVE NOT SEEN GECKO EAT YET I AM NOT SENDING IN THE CRICKET TO BITE HIM#HHHHH#listen. after the health check and my heart has been eased... i will be posting pictures of him#i will officially name them and be much happier#i will be even happier once they have the right set up#but i will be happy for the time being just knowing that they're okay and with advice on what to do next#i will be!#for the time being though? stress. are they okay? are they not okay? o don't fuckin know man#stressin'#HEY COUNTRYMUTT!!! FRIEND!!!! IF YOU CAN SEE THIS#AND ARE UP FOR DEALING WITH BABY'S FIRST REPTILE#YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUDDY I WOULD LOVE YOUR EXPERTISE IMMENSELY#oh shit hello tag limit when did you get here uhhh yeah hi I'm a mess over geck... :(
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Good morning I had a dream that for some reason, Fazbear decided to give Roxy therapy. She never spoke during their sessions except to insult the therapist, but the therapist felt like they were finally making progress when shit happened and Roxy shut down all conversation. What happened? I think it was the team going and dying to the Mimic but it could have been something else it was only mentioned after a time skip.
Weirdly though, the therapist assumed she'd gone silent again because of an altercation with Freddy. So they called Freddy and Monty in (maybe Chica too) and tried to convince Freddy to stick around for a session with Roxy who isn't there at the moment. Freddy was just pissed off that he's being expected to apologise for shit he hasn't done and Monty was there trying to convince him that it's not that bad what's his problem man
EXCEPT Roxy has left. She fucked off. Left the Plex and is now wandering the outside world. The others are in a panic looking for her, and find her standing outside of a hospital. I think it was a children's one specifically but I don't remember. She'd been entertaining a lil bit but she's just kinda silently stood there with a blanket around her and a hot chocolate looking at it. For some reason when they're trying to talk to her, Chica says she knows why she came here and it's because she thinks she's better off dead, which is when my brain quickly adds a morgue to this location lmao anyway
Roxy leaves them again cause she doesn't want to talk. She explores on her own, finding Foxy, an old friend presumably from the last times she's snuck out. She cries, happy to see him and he tells her everything is gonna be okay while he hugs her, then takes her back to this tall tree building. She asks to stay with him and he's hesitant cause where he lives is some kind of... I guess a strip club? Kind of? Wasn't graphic or anything but my brain supplied that sex happens there and that's why she wouldn't want to stay. Vaguely saw poles for dancers but it's literally inside a cool tree thing so it was super out of place. Also Tails from Sonic is there with Balloon Boy. This place has the aesthetic of a rainforest cafe btw.
They go up onto the roof where some turtle looking guy that's really long acts as the spiral staircase or slide I guess for the building is talking to them. They ask if she wants to hang out and ride the stair/slide thing down to the ground floor and she cries cause she doesn't want to stay here. The turtle also gets sad cause he likes when they play on the slide that makes up it's body I guess.
The manager joins them and is talking like she's going to stay, goes to grab her tail I think and she fuckin' bails. Foxy goes with her, but a clay looking Bonnie (like from the JRs games but a bit bigger than Foxy) chases after them. Foxy isn't sure he wants to leave his friends but does in order to protect Roxy, and leads Bonnie away from her.
He leads him into a small, cluttered, basement storage place that's kind of like a cavern, with a chain link fence blocking off an underground river with giant, plush Bonnie's that are groaning as if they're alive and all look dead on the rocks. Bonnie catches him but is like. On the floor or something in an almost Family Guy deathpose way for some reason and Foxy convinces him to let go so he can leave. He runs after Roxy, feeling guilty for what he's done and what he's leaving behind and catches up to her with Balloon Boy here now I guess. Roxy cries again for some reason and then I woke up
The Plex she left also didn't look like the Plex at all btw. I switched between Roxy's POV, a third person POV while Freddy and Monty were with the therapist, back to Roxy's POV and then Foxy's when he lures Bonnie away. I don't remember all the reasons Roxy was crying, I think she was internally wanting to go home but just not saying it but then just never went home. And Freddy was comically angry for some reason???
Oh and Roxy was swapped for Blaze the Cat for a bit of the conversation with the club manager, but then was swapped back to Roxy again after. I think this was third person POV and the manager pinched her leg? And it kicked off from there? I said grabbing her tail cause he might have been but I don't remember. Aside from that one action, he was a decent sounding guy though. Then he just did that and I lost all care for him lmao
Anyway. That was fun. A wild situation!
#pop rox talks#god imagine fazbear giving roxy an ACTUAL therapist#like wow i wouldn't have expected that lmao#foxy in a fucking strip club playing on a turtle themed slide with tails and balloon boy...#like oh yeah that's soooo sexy lmao djdjdjd#can you tell I'm ace as hell#my brain set it up as a club but it also wanted it to be cool and interesting to me i guess#so it ended up like that somehow ndjdjdk#anyway that's my fun dream for today!!#also they tried to calm freddy down with peanut butter and he refused it#monty just got a spoon and ate it himself as he was trying to call freddy down#for some reason i dunno man#weird#i LOVE dreams with a plot though#they're very fun#especially when i get to be the cahracters#I've had some amazing dream plots ngl#this one's a bit odd but hey whatever it's fun#BDJDBDIS WAIT A SEC#OH MY GOD CHICA REALLY LOOKED AT ROXY STARING FORLORNLY AT A CHILDRENS HOSPITAL#AND IMMEDIATELY SAID SHE WAS SUICIDAL???? WHAT????? HELLO?????#thats not the right word#she said EXACTLY 'I know why you came here. You feel like you're better off dead.'#like WHAT????#BITCH SHE'S AT A HOSPITAL THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A HOSPITAL#WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#YOU FORCED MY BRAIN TO STAPLE A SHITTY LOOKING MORGUE ONTO THE BACK OF A PRETTY WHITE AND RAINBOW BUIDLING#WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?????#HUH????????#maybe she doesn't know colour theory...
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