#nattie post

[hauntedgummyworm]

the syskid tag, aka age regressors and people typing as if they're trying to make fun of people with speech disorders.

[murderbeast]

i have no money and i must scrimp

[crosbyism]

"but then again this is the guy who’s publically known for loving to eat ass so"

I'm sorry, I thought Nate eating ass was fanon. Are you telling me this is an actual canon fact??

god i love when people don’t realise how much “fanon” around sid and nate is actually canon. it’s like heroin to me. also bc it’s like. 90% of the stuff in fics (which is probably why people assume it’s fanon but. oh boy it’s not. there’s shockingly little fanon around these two, mostly because canon is so abundant).

yes, nathan mackinnon is a known ass-eater. let me direct you to this post, anon. you’re welcome.

other nate (and sid) facts you might not have realised are canon:

nate is a known advocate for therapy. he’s been seeing a sports therapist since 2017

they wear matching clothing all the fucking time, sid has said publicly that he started wearing white sneakers and updated his wardrobe due to nate’s influence (iirc nate might’ve even bought him his first pair of white sneakers? either that or it was a “he told me i need to so i did” situation). they share a tailor. unfortunately i now have to bring your attention to the fact that since they have an alarming amount of matching clothes that they’ve bought for each other, that means that they in fact have to know each other’s clothing sizes off by heart. they also low-key share clothing btw

their families celebrate canada day together and their dads are best friends. in-law behaviour goes crazy

nate did in fact stalk his way into sid’s heart (got the same personal trainer and agent at age 13; built his house next door in 2017; they’ve been spending every day in the summers together since at least 2015. sid cooks for them daily, or at least did pre-pandemic. sid refuses to use nate’s gym tho so they always use sid’s).

nate used to have a fan twitter account more or less where he rooted for the pens. it was active until 2017.

sid and nate regularly go to summer weddings together as each other’s dates. they have done this since, once again, at least 2015

nate has confirmed that he used to have a poster of sid on his wall as a teenager (he didn’t confirm he used to jerk off to it but frankly. i think that’d be saying the quiet part out loud)

when sid won the cup in 2009 and held the parade in cole harbour, nate stood by the side of the road watching it. he was about to turn 14, he was already working with sid’s trainer and agent, and he was about to start attending shattuck (sid’s junior high). due to old pics we also know that this was RIGHT before nate had his first growth spurt and hit puberty. i’m not saying seeing sid with the cup kickstarted nate’s puberty and gave him his first boner but i’m not NOT saying it

nate dated vanessa morgan of riverdale fame in his rookie year. she’s now good friends with elias petersson from the vancouver canucks (this means nothing but i do think it’s a very funny coincidence).

nate schmidt, formerly of the VGK, once failed a drug test (it turned out to be a testing-fuck-up); when nhl players were asked about it natemack iconically said “i don’t think he was sticking a needle up his ass” (i just like this one)

when he was a kid, the one other thing sid wanted to be was a hairdresser. nate, on the other hand, “didn’t have a plan B”

nate is canonically possessive of sid (see: the asg 2024) and sid is canonically delighted by this and into it

they go on so many lunch dates in the summer my dude. they go grocery shopping together. like there’s so many pics of them in grocery stores or out having coffee or weird green shakes

oh i almost forgot, they went on a roadtrip through ireland last year. they’ve been on holiday together multiple times over the years though. done some eurotripping together and stuff. in 2015 they spent three months together, three weeks of which were spent living in sid’s santa monica condo together just the two of them

sid has put up a picture of every stanley cup winning captain in his basement since 2008, when the pens lost in the scf to DET. apparently this serves as motivation for him to win the cup. he notoriously does not watch the playoffs after the pens are out

however, he partied so hard at nate’s cup party he actually closed down the party with his dad. nate is the only non-teammate sid’s ever been seen supporting for a cup run (he’s also never been to his teammates’ cup parties afaik so. there’s that)

also they talked on the phone daily and between periods during nate’s cup run. they also canonically have almost weekly phone dates that can run multiple hours. quote nate “i can’t talk to anyone else the way i can talk to him”

they each have pictures of the two of them together framed in each other’s houses

there’s rumours they’re building adjoining houses on neighbouring properties in cape breton next to a golf course bc apparently being neighbours in halifax isn’t enough or something. this one is as yet unconfirmed by reputable sources though

[n4talia-chaparro]

Scared to post CU art rn. Idk why but...just made silly petey stuff in case the CU community starts getting mad lol

[sunniewr]

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[bu99erfly]

NATTY IGLOO, 241101

[hyunin]

💙💙💙

[beompercar]

⠀🎞️⠀⠀How ⠀⠀do⠀⠀ I⠀⠀ look? ⠀⠀내가 변했냐구?

⠀티비를 틀어봐 ⠀⠀I'm ⠀⠀the ⠀⠀woman ⠀on ⠀the ⠀moon⠀📀

[boxdstars]

sobbing and screaming LOOK at my girls i’m combusting

has anyone done a picrew chain with this, because we SHOULD

[waldensblog]

Hogwarts Legacy Text Posts (again)

[estrelinha-s]

★. . kiss of life lockscreens 𖹭

☆. . like or reblog if you like, save or use! hey, don't republish without  credits!!

[hauntedgummyworm]

Hi, I’m Fru! I had a question after we’ve been following y’alls blog for a minute. No need to answer of course!

I thought I was a little but now I don’t know. And it’s been confusing, but do you have any advice for system members who might have that question!

Okay I'm gonna answer this instead of Klara, because I'm a syskid myself. I guess first of all, what's making you doubt being a syskid? :C

For me, personally? I've been here for a decade at this point. Age's weird for me. I was six, I think, when I showed up. I aged up to ten over the years. Then kind of... aged back down to eight, and stayed eight for years. At this point, I... don't really know how old I am. I look eight-ish. I feel like a kid most of the time. I still like all the things I've always liked, like playing outside in the forest, playing pretend, stuffed animals... but I'm also sort of. Able to take on a more adult mindset, if that makes sense? In a way that the other syskids here, who have been around shorter, aren't capable of. It's kinda like I can temporarily turn off the child part of my "brain" when necessary, I think.

Is it anything like that for you? :C

I still consider myself a kid because... well, that's what I feel like! We also have people who are adults, but due to various reasons (generally trauma) are very, very childlike. But they still consider themselves adult, because that's what they feel like. Their behavior and way of viewing the world doesn't come from being a child, it comes from something else. Meanwhile the syskids' here behavor and way of viewing the world comes from being a child, not something else. I think that's the best way I can explain it!

That's not to say that syskids are the exact same as outworld kids tho! We let our syskids do things we'd never let a singlet kid do, whether it's driving a car outworld or camping alone inworld. A lot of them also know about a lot of stuff that outworld kids their age generally don't (or at least shouldn't) know about.

Okay I have no idea if this was helpful at all, but I tried 😅

[girl-named-matty]

Me when I see some of the NPC's: Mhmm yup, they're hot. Me when I see people's MC's: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAH 🔥🔥🤭🤭

[opbackgrounds]

This is so silly I love it

[gyarulise]

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[nattyswhore]

“Mommy? Sorry… my other Mommy.”

pairing: natasha romanoff x reader

summary: you ran out of gravy in the middle of a dinner with your family and your girlfriend so you decided to ask your mommy to get it for you which quickly turned into an awkward moment for everyone. 

warnings: use of term ‘mommy’, thats about it?

***

Natasha’s hand rested on your thigh, holding a glass of red wine with the other as she let out a small laugh at a story your Aunty was telling.

You stared at her dreamily, admiring how peaceful she looked, enjoying how well she got along with your  family and as if she noticed a pair of eyes watching her, her head snapped to the right and suddenly her green orbs were staring right back at yours.

She raised an eyebrow before giving you a teasing smile and a quick squeeze on your thigh, “Do I have something on my face, milaya?”

A teasing tone was laced in her voice making you roll your eyes playfully, “Can’t I just admire my sexy girlfriend in peace without needing a reason?”

“You’re such a sweetheart, darling.“ She hummed, a small smile playing on her lips. “Always know how to flatter me.”

“I just love how you get along so well with them already,” You said gently, referring to your family. “I knew they’d like you but I didn’t know they would like you this much. I mean have you seen the way my cousin has been staring at you ever since we got here?” You teased. You noticed how your married cousin was practically drooling over the redhead which you couldn’t blame her for, not when your girlfriend was this gorgeous.

Now it was her turn to roll her eyes, a playful smirk forming on her lips. “I mean what can I say, baby? what’s not to like?”

You giggled at her and slapped her arm softly. She wasn’t wrong, what isn’t there to like? She was a 32 year old successful woman that owned a multimillion dollar company with a personality and green eyes that can capture anyone’s attention, what more can you say? Your girlfriend just had a way with everyone, she was a natural with people.

You turned to your food and grabbed your fork, you were just about to stuff another mouthful of mashed potaoes in your mouth before realizing you had ran out of gravy.

A small frown formed on your lips before looking for the brown sauce. You saw it sat right in front of your mom, who was sitting a few seats to your left on the other side of the table so you figured you could easily ask her for it. 

You leaned towards her side, slightly leaning onto Natasha’s arm in the process before asking, “Mommy, can you pass me the gravy please?”

Your mom nodded, quickly reaching out to grab the sauce but right as she grabbed the handle, another hand grabbed the other end as well.

Both hands paused as your brows furrowed for a second before realizing what just happened. Oh shit, you thought as you slowly turned to your left with wide eyes and saw Natasha reaching out for the gravy.

She thought you were talking to her.

You noticed she was already staring back at you with a similar expression before turning back to your mom and back at you again, a blush on your cheeks starting to form when you realized everyone in the table was now staring at you guys.

“I think she meant her actual Mommy, Natasha.” One of your cousins giggled, making your face flush red and the redhead looking like a gaping fish before pulling her hand back quickly and muttering a quick sorry.

Your family seemed to have caught on when your Auntys and Uncles formed O’s with their mouth while your cousins tried not to bust out laughing, making you internally groan already knowing the teasing that’s about to come after dinner.

You turned to your girlfriend and gave her a subtle glare only she would understand that said “You’re dead.” She was about to say something but you cleared your throat and grabbed the gravy from your mom, not daring to look at her and your dad’s eyes.

You knew they were going to have a word with both of you later, you basically just outed a piece of your sex life during a dinner with your whole family for Gods sake. You internally slapped your forehead, already preparing to lecture Natasha when you get home.

Your family was never going to let you live this down.