#natpai x male reader

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How Egos Kiss

becoming cringe again to indulge in autism

WOMEN DNI

Iplier Egos

Darkiplier

Depends on his mood

He gives hand kisses idgaf

He prolly does neck kisses

Doesnt have to be sexual or anything

He just likes being close to you i suppose

Wilford

Kisses you alot

Doesnt matter where

Hes just a very touchy man ok

He has alot of love to give

Host

(I love him so much)

He gives very gentle kisses

and hand kisses

hes a gentleman ok

Illinois

Deep kisses

Also neck kisses

Hes a very passionate fella

Google

He gives small kisses

Idk he doesnt seem that much of like a touchy guy

Hand kisses yknow

Bing

Makes out with you

Just deadass

He kisses you anywhere anytime

He just loves you

“That kiss was pretty rad!”

Septicye Egos

Anti

Deep kisses

Neck kisses

He dont give a shit

Chase

Forehead kisses

Neck kisses but in a not sexual way

“Babe, if I land this water bottle flip we kiss ok?”

Hes swagging out

Jameson

I genuinely feel like hed give eskimo kisses???

Hand kisses prolly

Idk hes a soft guy

Robbie

His is kinda sloppy i think

Hes scared of accidentally biting you or something

Youre better off kissing him first i suppose

Marvin

Generally kisses are gentle

Give him goodluck kisses before shows please

Battle Egos

Phantom

Hes either rough or a gentleman

No in between sorry man

Depends on his mood i suppose

Natemare

Uhhh

Passionate???

How else do i explain it man

Natepai

Gentle

Lil softy i suppose

Hes so

*Grips his head*

Bones!!!

Hes pretty gentle

Hes literally trying not to collapse in pain constantly so ofc hes gentle?

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Battle Ego with a Spinel like s/o

So Spinel, for those who dont know, is a character with stretchy limbs and a putty/rubber like body.

this is very sloppy wrote it on my laptop 😭😭

Women DNI

just Mare and Natpai bc............................................. yea

Natemare

He finds your abilites very cool actually

And you 2 go well together

Pranks are pulled on each other often

"Hey, Babe, can you get the for me?"

It doesn't matter if he's closer to the object than you

He still asks

You find it funny to stretch your arm to hold shit above him

Ofc he does it back probably

Yall race eachother

He usually wins but still

10/10 couple ngl

Natpai

Was lowkey freaked out by your power at first

Like yea he's seen Phantom and Mare's powers

But you look like an actually normal person-

Like one day he just saw you stretch your arm and grab something off a shelf

BRO WAS STUNNED

All your silly tricks are adorable to him

It also scares him sometimes

8/10 yall great

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How Youtube Egos Text

Im a homosexual

this is for other mlm fellas

Markiplier Egos

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Darkiplier

He doesn’t text alot

It usually short texts

Like if he’s on a business trip expect

“Goodmorning, dear.”

Very punctual.

Mainly calls you

Wilford Warfstache

Very lively over text

Uses emojis

Yall are together often so like texts arent often

“Wilford: Show s bout to start” “Y/n: Dont kill anyone please” “🥸”

Wants more mustache emojis

Yancy

Def uses speech to text so shit is wrong

Mainly calls you bc he hates texting

“When wills you is be home?”

uses silly emotions

“:)))”

Googlplier

You just know its equivalent to talkin to Siri

Please just text like a normal person

He texts

Like the robot he is

“Hello, Y/n.” “What do you need?”

Never texts first

Host

He narrates whatever he’s doing

Yknow the usual

“Y/n texts Host goodmorning.” “Morning Host :)”

Battle Egos

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Natemare

Annoying as shit ngl

Spams you

“Hey hey hey hey y/n hey”

Send you pics of him shirtless and shit

“Boutta prank Phantom plan my funeral”

Phantom

Pretty casual ig

Calls more than texts

“Goodmorning doll ❤️”

AAAAAAAAAA

Hes hot sorry lol

Natpai

I love him so much can i kiss him omg omg can i can i please please

sorry demons

A very lovely guy ngl

“*sends an image of him and bones fighting*”

Goodmorning and goodnight texts 😍😍

Can i give him a smooch

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If the egos played among us

dont ask what this post is ok i like among us

Battle Egos

Phantom

I feel like he’s a good liar

He’s just good at the game ngl

Always goes after Mare first

Bc hes a funny guy

Probably really good at finding out who the imposter is

Hes just built different man

He’d play as red

Natemare

This mf makes ppl think hes the imposter

He thinks its funny

Ngl i feel like he rages

Phantom would kill him and he’d go ballistic

He’d play as black

Natpai

Average among us player

He isn’t that good

Hes better off as a crewmate

Doesnt know where any of the locations are

Prolly gets killed first

Plays as white

Iplier egos

Darkiplier

OK IK HE WOULDNT BUT HES HERE BC YEA

Good

Too good

Hes too good at lying

Almost always the imposter???

Idk why

Plays as black

Wiford

Hes ass at it

Kills infront of ppl

Never vents

My god send him away

Plays as pink

Illinois

He’s ok

Rarely the imposter and is great at detecting ppl

Thats all i can say about him sorry

Plays as beige

Host

Hes good

Bc he knows whats always happenin man

Always rats out the imposter idc

Hes one of those mfs that rat ppl out

Plays as Maroon

Septic Egos

Anti

Hes annoying

I just know it

He always tells on his partner when hes voted out

Glitches the game to be a bitch

Plays as lime

Marvin

I feel like hes

Ok at it

Not too good not too bad

Idk what to say

plays as white

Robbie

Hes not that good

Doesnt understand tasks that well

Hes always voted out first

Bc he follows ppl alot

Plays as purple

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Y/n: I just wanna say, I'm part of the LGBTQ community! And this is my bestfriend Natpai, he's an ally. Speak Natpai!

Natpai: Ally!

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Natewantstobattle Masterlist

yea anyways these are the battle egos i hate writing about real ppl

how icky

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Last updated 6/11/22

Natemare

Spinel like reader

How Egos text

Among us

Zombie s/o

How Egos Kiss

Werewolf s/o

Symbiote Host s/o

S/o with badluck

Oblivious Reader

Natpai

How Egos text

Spinel like reader

Among us

How Egos Kiss

Symbiote Host s/o

Phantom

How Egos text

Among us

Zombie s/o

How Egos Kiss

Werewolf s/o

Symbiote Host s/o

Psychic s/o

S/o with badluck

Oblivious Reader

Bones

How Egos Kiss

S/o with badluck

Echo

Sharper

Sharper Hcs!!