#nascar calum hood

[softforcal]

So nascar reader, right? You love cars (obvi) and have a really really cool sports car and one day you take it to a shop for new tires or something and calum works there, but you parked next to a minivan and he just assumed that's your car, so hes like "ah yes a classic van" but you snort and go "babe that is a Bugatti Chiron with multiple upgrades" and hes so shook and amazed and yall just hit it off and you constantly flex w ur cars n shit and he loves it

-meeting Cal this way would be insane

-He doesn’t see you roll up, so when he misidentifies your car for the van and you show him your actual car, the Bugatti Chiron, he is shook

-he can’t talk for a solid ten seconds

-he’s just staring at your car-the other mechanics are laughing at him and it snaps him out of it

-he asks for your number, and after a moment, he clarifies that it’s so he can call you when he’s done with your car

-before handing him over the keys you remind him not to take any joy rides and he rolls his eyes but damn, he would

-when you’re gone his friends come over and Mechanic Michael is like… “don’t you know who that is? she’s NASCAR.”

-Michael pulls up some highlights from your races, and their entire mechanic squad is sitting there shook

-They’re all getting a little hard and it’s evident when Michael coughs awkwardly and shifts his position as he’s holding the phone they’re all watching, they disperse quickly after

*******

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[softforcal]

Nascar and Neuro : Cashton

summary: You’re dating Nascar!Ashton and whenever he gets injured or even slightly battered in his car, he has to go see Neuro Surgeon!Cal. You and Ash get used to Cal and there’s obviously a spark between all three of you.

word count: 3.5K

warnings: me trying to not be an awkward fuck writing smut. kinky threesome sex, DP, choking, all that jazz. once again, i know nothing about Nascar or actually working in a hospital. 

You waited with the medical team as Ashton’s car pulled up. The car door opened and you ran towards him, throwing your arms over your mans shoulders as your legs wrapped around his waist.

he chuckled and the sound vibrated through your being as you pressed your face against his neck. He had that distinct burnt rubber kind of smell that always reminded you of the track. 

“Mr. Irwin.” one of the medics sighed, “due to the small collision and possibility of whiplash we need to escort you to the hospital for a quick Neurology check with your Doctor.” 

Ashton sighed as he set you on the ground, “fine, but I’m not getting in the ambulance.” 

“Mr. Irwin, you can’t drive until we know for sure you’re not concussed-” the medic began but you held up a hand, “i’ll drive. don’t worry, we’ve seen Dr. Hood a lot. we know how to get there.”

the medic sighed but nodded, knowing he couldn’t argue with you or Ashton. Ashton’s arm went over your shoulders as the two of you walked through the arena to the private parking for the drivers and he tossed you the keys as you got into the front seat.

“are you feeling okay?” you asked, starting the engine.

“my head hurts a bit.” Ashton confessed, letting out a long sigh as he ran a hand through those gorgeous honey curls before his hand came to rest on your thigh.

You drove to the hospital, teasing the speed limit as Ashton grinned at how you drove. he was the professional but he made sure he taught you a thing or two. on your first date he had driven you out to a long dirt road and taught you how to properly drive a stick shift which could have been a super terrible mansplaining thing but with Ashton it wasnt. the pride in his eyes when you figured it out would be stuck in your mind forever because in that moment, on that first date, you knew this was a guy trying to find a partner. an equal. 

you parked and the two of you walked into the Hospital, Ashton’s arm over your shoulder as always.

the receptionists knew you and Ash by now. you came in after most races since Ashton was a target for other drivers, he was the one to beat. there were so many possibilities of neuro issues that Nascar figured they might as well just have a Nuero specialist regular who would know Ashton and know if something was wrong.

and that was Doctor Hood.

Like Ashton, Doctor Hood was young for his profession. which, like Ashton, was a testament to his abilities.

Ash had been seeing him for about a year. the first time you walked into Ash’s room at the hospital, you had noticed how cute the doctor was.

Beautiful tan skin, gorgeous dark hair and the sweetest smile you’d ever seen. not to mention the tattoos on his hands that always made you think he had a wild side and wonder how many more he had.

as the nurse showed you to your room, Ashton took a seat on the bed and you stood between his legs, running your fingers through his hair. “my beautiful race car baby.” you smiled, fingers brushing over his face as he looked up at you adoringly.

“i think you should kiss it better.” Ashton smiled.

“tell me where it hurts.” 

he pointed to his mouth and you smiled before leaning down to press a kiss to his lips. his hands went to your bum as he pulled you closer, deepening the kiss.

a cough made you tear yourself away from Ashton, who tried to follow you with his lips but sighed when he realized you weren’t going to continue kissing him. 

“Dr. Hood.” you greeted.

“i tell you every time, you can call me Calum.” the young doctor said, picking up Ashton’s chart. “so the other car bumped into yours, correct?”

“yup.” Ashton said.

you moved out of Calum’s way so he could come over and check Ashton out, “how are you feeling?” he used a light to check Ashton’s pupils.

“my head hurts a bit.” Ashton answered.

“how about your neck.” Calum asked, hands coming to gently touch the area around where Ashton’s jaw met his neck. 

“necks fine.” Ashton sighed. 

“so you have a head ache. how about dizziness, nausea, sensitivity to noise?” 

“no, no and no.”

“okay well you look to be fine but because of your history with concussions and the fact that i’ve seen you three times this month already, i’m going to recommend that you stay over night for observation.” Calum said, “i’ll get a nurse to bring a cot for you, Y/N.”

“thank you Doctor Hood.” you smiled warmly.

he smiled back, “if either of you need anything, here is my personal phone number, give me a message and i’ll be here as soon as i can.” he handed Ashton a card as he turned and left.

as soon as he was gone you sat next to Ashton on the bed, “i’m going to run home and grab an overnight bag so you can change out of your track suit.”

“you love my track suit.” he grinned.

“it’s true. but there’s no need for you to sponsor ADIDAS right now, i’m sure you’d be more comfortable in your sweats.” you kissed him softly, “i’ll be back soon, okay babe?”

***

you walked back into the hospital, a bag of stuff for you and Ashton in your hands. as you approached Ashton’s room you heard voices and stopped in the doorway to see Calum talking to Ashton.

“is he okay?” you asked, not sure why else Calum would be there.

“i’m fine. just bored.” Ashton sighed, “and hungry.”

“let me go grab you some food.” you suggested.

“thanks babe. i’m thinking pizza.” 

Calum laughed, “you don’t want hospital pizza mate.” Cal came to stand next to you at the door, “look, i’ll go with Y/N and grab you something off the secret menu.” 

“deal.”

Calum’s hand went to the small of your back as the two of you left the room and he directed you down the winding hallways to the cafeteria. as the two of you got in the small line of mostly faculty, you turned to Calum, “he’s going to be okay right? if something was wrong... you’d let me know.”

“a headache could be caused by anything. dehydration, anxiety, you name it. its quite likely he’ll be fine. i just want to make sure.” Calum assured you as he removed his hand from the small of your back.

“so you’ve been Ashton’s doctor a year now and you have no idea how hard it’s been for me to not ask you about these tattoos.” you said, grabbing one of his hands again to look at the letters. “what do they mean?”

“they’re my parents initials.” he explained, “nothing special.”

“no, i love them.” you said, “do you have anymore?”

he laughed, “i do. but i can’t show you them here.”

“maybe another time then.” you answered.

you got to the front of the line and Calum smiled at the lady working who grinned back, obviously Cal was a charmer. “we’ll have three sandwiches from the secret menu.” Calum whispered, looking at you and winking as the worker laughed.

“you’re lucky you have this guy with you, our secret items are VIP only.” she whispered to you.

you pulled out your wallet and Calum held up a hand but before he could say anything you stated: “Calum. i am buying.”

he looked at you, taken aback slightly. this was the first time he’d heard his name on your lips and he liked it.

he knew this whole situation was weird. after all, he was your boyfriends doctor. he had no idea how long the two of you had been together but you’d been together the whole year he’d known you both.

you and Ashton were a beautiful couple. 

from the first visit Cal had began writing down when Ashton had races so he could get himself ready to see the two of you. it was a whole ordeal for him. the waiting sucked but it was always worth it when he walked into that room and was finally able to bask in the sunshine that was you and Ashton.

the things he’d witnessed always made his heart soar, little glimpses into you and Ashton’s relationship. that one time he walked in to see you on top of Ashton on that hospital bed... Calum had been grateful for his long white lab coat and the deserted on call room.

and then walking in on you and Ashton kissing that morning... well, it had almost begun to hurt. 

it hurt because he couldn’t really do anything about it. being a neuro surgeon was hard enough as it was without having a complicated maybe relationship with a nascar driver and his super hot girlfriend. and thats if you and Ashton were even down for it, which he had no idea if you were.

polyamory had been a thing at the start of his residency at the hospital. surgeons never had time to really commit to a full relationship so having more than one lover made things easier. he was used to the idea. but a lot of people wouldn’t be and he was okay with that.

but you were showing interest in the tattoos. and Calum wanted, more than anything, to take this as a sign. a sign that maybe there was hope.

as he looked at your determined face as you paid for the food his heart thumped in his chest and he sighed. “you okay?” you asked, having heard his sigh.

“just tired.” he smiled.

you picked up the tray with the three sandwiches and turned to Calum, “okay, don’t help me, i can find the way back.”

he allowed you to walk a few steps in front of him as you maneuvered your way back to Ashton’s room. you set the tray down on the bedside table, noticing Ashton had changed into sweatpants and a hoodie, “you joining us mate?” Ashton asked, noticing the three sandwiches. 

“unless you have any big shot neuro surgeries or patients-” you began to make excuses for Calum in case he needed an easy way out.

“it’s really against protocol-” Calum began.

“well my head is sort of hurting again so i think you should stay to make sure i’m okay.” Ashton flashed a cheeky grin and Calum laughed, pulling up a chair next to yours and the bed.

“so why did you go into medicine and not modelling?” you asked making Ashton burst out laughing and Cal rub nervously at the tattoos on his hands.

“um... i like taking care of people.” Calum explained.

“you’re good at it.” Ashton said, taking a bite of his sandwich. 

Calum began to relax and he finished his sandwich before he got a message about a neuro consult and had to leave. you and Ashton watched him leave and you sighed, “pretty sure he’s single.”

“it would suck if he isn't.” Ashton said, taking a bite of his sandwich.

“are you sure we’re ready for this Ash?” you asked, twirling a piece of his hair around your finger.

“we have enough love to go around.” he grinned, pressing a kiss against your lips.

“especially for the hot doctor.” you agreed. 

you both finished your sandwiches and you crawled into the bed next to him, sitting between his legs with your back against his chest as his arms wrapped around you. 

****

it was around two AM when Calum exited his surgery. it had been successful and his blood was pumping through his body like he was on fire. as he turned a corner he bumped straight into you and Ashton.

his eye brows furrowed as he steadied you, “are you two alright?” he asked, “why are you out of your room?”

“we were looking for you.” You answered, “are you off work?”

“will be in a minute. was about to head to an on call room for some sleep, next shift starts at seven.” he explained.

“you’re here a lot aren’t you mate?” Ashton grinned.

“on call rooms arent so bad.” Calum shrugged.

“i bet they’re better than the patient rooms.” you said, “how about you show us which on call room you usually go to.”

the way you were smiling was suggestive and your tone confirmed his suspicion. you and Ashton wanted to go to an on call room. with him.

Calum’s heart raced in his chest even more. any other time of the day he might have said no. might have put his work at the highest point of importance. but it was a night shift. and no one was really around. and he was on call anyways...

and damn, that surgery had gone so well and Calum could still feel the adrenaline tingling over his skin like buzzing bees. and then he was leading you and Ashton to his favourite on call room.

the room was off to the side, secluded. Cal knew he was practically the only surgeon who used it. he opened the door and let the two of you in before following, closing and locking the door. 

“wanna see those tattoos Cal.” you said as you pressed your lips against his.

his back hit the door as his hands cupped your face, fingers lacing through that beautiful hair he’s wanted to touch for so long. 

your hands tore off his scrub shirt and your fingers traced over the tattoos on his chest, running down his abdomen and making him groan against your mouth as you teased his skin.

Ashton had come up behind you, hands on your waist as his lips sucked at your neck. his movements earned a moan from you and the sound was music to Calum’s ears.

Ashton tore off your shirt and pushed down your pants. as a race car driver, Ash liked things fast and neither you nor Cal were complaining. 

Meanwhile, Calum reached around you and unhooked your bra, tearing it off you so his hands could explore your body. His fingers brushed over your nipple and you groaned into his mouth, Ashton’s hands pushing down your panties.

Ashton’s lips on your neck drew your attention to him as you turned around to pay a bit more attention to him. You pressed your ass back against Cal’s dick as you pulled off Ashton’s hoodie and pushed down his sweats.

His lips attacked yours as his hands went into you hair, pulling slightly so he could move your head and gain access to your neck. Calum’s hand slipped down the front of your body as he began to rub your clit, making you moan loudly.

suddenly two fingers were in your mouth and you felt Calum’s erratic breath against your eat, “can’t be too loud gorgeous.” 

One of his fingers slipped inside of you as you groaned around the fingers in your mouth. 

“too slow.” Ashton stated as he bent down slightly to lift you up, your legs wrapping around his waist as he carried you over to the bed, tossing you down on it before he kissed down your body, tongue teasing your already worked up pussy. 

your fingers tangled in his curls while Calum watched, still breathing heavily, heart racing. the small sounds you were making were deliciously sinful and it was obvious that Ashton had made you cum by the way your eyes closed and your back arched.

Ashton pulled away from you with a grin, looking over at Calum, “you going to join or what?”

He reached over to his hoodie and pulled out a bottle of lube and Calum realized this whole thing had been really planned out. unless Ashton just carried around lube 24/7 but Calum doubted that.

you opened your arms, beckoning Calum to the bed, “take off your pants and lay down.” you instructed.

Calum opened his mouth, not used to being told what to do. but he followed your instructions, even accepting the condom Ash threw at him,  then he laid down as you got on top of him. your lips immediately attached to his again and his hands went to your waist as you ground down against him. he could feel how wet you were and let out a long moan.

you reached between your bodies, lining him up at your entrance before sinking down. you both just revelled in the feeling for a moments before his hands on your hips urged you to begin bouncing up and down. 

Calum’s head fell back against the pillows as his eyes closed, enjoying the feeling.

You leaned forward and your lips attached to his beautiful neck, biting lightly before using your tongue to sooth the skin.

Ashton had come on the bed behind you and was getting you ready for him as well, when he thought you were good, you slowed your movements and Calum pulled your lips to his to distract you a little while Ashton pushed into you.

you were all still for a moment, letting you get used to the feeling. Ashton gave an exploratory thrust and you all moaned in unison, your fingers digging into Calum’s shoulders. 

they began moving in and out of you at opposite intervals, a rhythm that they picked up almost naturally. one of Calum’s beautiful tattooed hands wrapped around your throat and you let out a devastated whine at the feeling.

a loud smack echoed through the room as Ashton’s hand came down on your ass causing you to clench around both of them. 

Ashton had always had a gruelling, rough, fast pace and you were used to that. But Calum did too. getting wrecked by both of them at once was driving you wild, especially with Calum’s hand around your neck and Ashton hands smacking your ass.

“fuck Princess, i’m not going to last much longer.” Ashton growled from behind you.

“me neither.” Calum agreed.

you moaned louder as their speeds somehow quickened even more, gripping Calum’s shoulders to anchor yourself as their thrusts became sporadic.

Calum let go of your neck and pulled your lips to his, eyes clenching while Ashton’s grip on your waist reached bruising levels. they both groaned loudly as they came, slowing down.

you all stayed in that position for a few moments before Ashton pulled out of you and you rolled onto the bed next to Calum. you were all breathing heavily as Ashton threw his condom away. you and Calum made room for him on the bed as you curled against Calum’s chest, Ashton slipping in behind you and pressing a kiss to your shoulder. 

“how’s your head feeling?” Calum asked, breaking the silence.

Ashton laughed, “fine. i had a bit of a head ache before but it’s gone now.”

“Sex can cure head aches.” Calum mused.

the sound of beeping drew all of your attentions to Calum’s phone, sitting on top of his scrubs, “shit.” he cursed, sitting up, “i probably have to go.” he threw away his condom and picked up his phone, hastily pulling on his scrubs, “okay there’s an emergency so i have to go but you two can’t stay here. do you know your way back to your room?”

“yeah we’ll be fine.” you assured him, standing and pressing a kiss to his lips, “go fix a brain or something Doctor.”

he laughed, a small blush creeping over his skin. he unlocked the door and left while you and Ashton put your clothes back on. Ashton’s fingers toyed with the hem of your shirt, “that was fun.” he mused, kissing you softly. 

his fingers intertwined with yours as the two of you snuck out of the on call room back to Ashtons room where you fell asleep cuddled together.

****

it was morning when Calum showed up, holding Ashton’s file in his hands, “how are you feeling?” he asked, “any head aches, dizziness-”

“nope, i’m great.” Ashton answered.

Calum looked up from the file at the two of you for the first time and he grinned, knowing all of you were thinking about the on call room. it was a dirty little secret and the tension was even worse than before.

“well, you’re good to go then.” Calum sighed.

Ashton stood and the two of you gathered your things, “see you in a month or so.” Ashton grinned as he brushed past Cal.

you followed and smiled, “oh, and nice hickie doctor.”

Calum’s heart dropped as he turned to look in the mirror, noticing the purple welt adoring the column of his neck. “fuck” he swore under his breath. he had just did an emergency craniotomy with a fucking hickie on his throat. 

he watched you and Ashton grin hand in hand and he laughed to himself. the two of you would be back, that much was certain and if the sex was that kinky the first time? well, Calum could only imagine what would happen next time.

[softforcal]

NASCAR!READER X FRIENDS!5SOS

the reader is a nascar driver and best friends with 5sos, they’re there for her after a crash

gif credit @ghostsofhood

(i dont know jack shit about nascar fam so here we go)

-having met the band at a party somewhere

-most of the guys there knew who you were and were all trying to pick your brain about driving and what it feels like and the danger

-going outside and stumbling across the four of them chilling out there

-you expect them to start asking you questions too but they seem to not know who you are?

-”you can grab a seat if you’d like.” one smiles, pushing over a chair

-oh, they’re Australian... that makes sense

-taking a seat and you begin talking to them

-you assume they must be famous, most of the people at the party are and those who arent are very obvious to pick out

-”so what do the four of you do? i mean, obviously you’re not here because you want a taste of the celebrity life.” you say, taking a sip of beer

-”we’re a band. i play bass. i’m Cal by the way.” he holds out a hand for you to shake and you grin

-”let me guess,” you say looking at all of them, “guitar?” you ask

-”haha, yeah, I’m Michael.”

-”okay well that makes you the singer and obviously you’re the drummer, you have the look.” you say

-”wow, four outta four.” one of the blondes laughs, “i’m Ash and that’s Luke. so we’re musicians, what do you do?”

-”im a Nascar Driver. Y/N L/N. nice to meet you guys.” you answer

-”Nascar, that’s insane, you don’t look like a race-car driver.” Michael laughs

-”what do you mean?” you grin

-”you’re a hot girl!” Michael answers

-spending the night talking to them and laughing your asses off

-you all exchange numbers

-the next day Ashton messages you about going for a drive

-showing up in your beautiful car and Ashton is shook but he should have expected that because i mean, you love race cars for a living

-you drive like a wild person and Ash is shook AF but he laughs his ass off and has the time of his life

-”isn’t it dangerous to drive like this?” he asks when you finally pull off to the side of the road to park and walk down to the beach

-”yeah but i haven’t crashed yet... so.” you shrug, “and i mean, it is my job.”

-the others hear about how exhilarating it is to drive around with you and by the end of the week all of them had been in your passenger seat

-they definitely see the allure of being a professional race car driver

-and the way you look so at ease in the drivers seat, laughing your ass off as they grab onto the door and hold on for dear life as you go up another gear... well its obvious that you are a race car driver

-you have a race coming up and send them all an invite, NASCAR loves you and it’s easy enough to get tickets for them even though the race is sold out

-at first they’re super excited

-as soon as you walk onto the track to get into your car they’re all chatting about how good you look in your track suit

-the cars line up and they can feel the adrenaline of waiting, Luke is straight up biting his nails impatiently

-the race starts and at first they’re all super excited but as it continues they start to realize how fucking dangerous it is

-a car in front of you spins out and flips, you swerve to avoid it and it just narrowly misses you

-the boys all watch in shock

-”holy fuck.” Michael groans

-you come around a curve and a car slams into your side, trying to push you out of the way

-”this is insane.” Calum groans, watching through his fingers

-you maneuver in a way to get the person off your side and they end up skidding out from being too aggressive

-you pull ahead and its obvious you’re going to win

-they knew you were good at your job but actually watching it is a whole different story

-you car speeds over the finish line and Ashton lets out a breath he didn’t know he was holding, “fuck, that was intense.”

-the race finishes up and the guys head down to the area you told them to go so security could let them into see you

-you’re sitting in a lounge, still in the track suit

-”you guys made it!” you grin, “what did you think about the race?”

-”it was mental. i can’t believe this is your job.” Michael says, hugging you.

-they can all see you’re practically glowing. 

-they know exactly how you feel

-its like when they get off stage

-”lets celebrate your big win.” Ashton suggests

-”deal, but i’m driving.” you grin

-as if they could convince you otherwise

-you continue to be friends while they work on their new album and you chill around in between races

-each race you narrowly miss potentially savagely getting slammed or flipped and each time the guys hide their eyes or hold their breaths

-”i can’t believe it’s just a normal risk for her.” Luke sighs one day after you’d skidded but managed to get your wheels traction again and finished second

-after that one you can tell something is up with them because when they come down to see you they all look kind of wrecked.

-”whats wrong with you guys?” you ask pulling them each into a hug

-”its just really dangerous.” Cal sighs

-”we get scared for you.” Luke agrees

-”i’ll be fine. i’m a great driver.” you assure them

-and they want to believe you but they can’t because you don’t really have any control over whether or not you crash

-but they keep their mouths shut

-the day of the next race they all sit there anxiously

-Cal had looked it up and found out that this race was, as commentators put it, “going to be quite difficult for Y/N to pull off.” something about the track being “unforgiving” which made no sense to the group of Aussies who didn’t know jack shit about Nascar

-but they’re all worried as they watch you get into the car and the timer tick down

-the sound of wheels and engines erupts as all the cars take off

-their eyes follow your every movement

-its obvious that you’re the one to beat and cars are coming up next to you and swerving to tap into you but you manage to dodge every move

-but they can sense the impending doom

-they don’t know how but they can

-Ashton leans forward while Calum brings his hands up to his mouth, Luke bites his nails and Michael bites his lip

-the sound of the car ramming into you is deafening

-the skid of tires

-and then your car is flipping 

-and cars are dodging the huge metal structure 

-the car comes to a stop and the crowd is silent

-”fuck fuck fuck fuck.” Ashton mutters

-the medical team comes out 

-the car is upside down but the door opens and it feels like the entire crowd lets out a breath

-you manage to crawl out, but it looks like your leg is hurt because you’re limping away from the wreck that’s now on fire

-”thank fuck.” Michael groans

-Luke is the one who grabs them all, “we have to go.” he states as they all leave the stands and head down to the VIP off limits area

-the security guards know them by now and all offer small smiles, “she’s a fighter.” one says as they let the guys through 

-one of the workers stops the guys outside the medical room, “you can’t go in there.”

-”is Y/N okay?” Michael asks, “is she-”

-”how bad is it?” Ashton interrupts

-”she’s stable, we’re sending her to the hospital-” the worker tries to explain.

-its tough to get all the info but they finally manage to bully it out of someone and then they’re racing to the hospital

-the nurses there inform them that you’re in surgery because your leg was kind of messed up but you’ll be out soon

-”is one of you her boyfriend?” the nurse asks

-”no, we’re just friends.” Luke answers

-they’re let into your room and each take a seat while they wait for you to wake up

-”she looks so broken.” Luke says, frowning

-you groan when you begin to wake up and suddenly they’re all there, except Ash who runs to grab a nurse

-”Y/N how do you feel?” Michael asks

-”like i was in a car crash, how do you think?” you say, coughing

-they all grin and Cal gets you some water

-so, all things considered, the crash wasn't actually that bad

-just a broken leg and a minor concussion but you’re fine

-and you bet your ass these four are going to take care of you

-also... the broken leg is your right one so you can’t drive

-being the biggest back seat driver ever. like, as they’re driving you back to your place and Ashton is driving the speed limit you’re groaning from the back, “god, seriously? just go a tiny bit faster Ash.”

-”stop being such an adrenaline junkie.” Ashton laughs from the front seat

-they are in for a whole lot of pain because we’re talking 6-8 weeks with this cast on and you can’t drive anywhere

-”come on Ash, all i’m saying is slightly over the speed limit.” you groan

-Luke carries you into your place

-”so what movie do you want to watch first?”

-”you guys really don’t have to stay and take care of me, i’m not a baby.”

-but of course they do. at least one of them is over like every day

-they all give in a little to your racecar driver ways and take you driving

-Luke is the first one to break and go a little over the speed limit

-but of course it’s not good enough

-”i can’t believe you’re not scared of being in a car.” Luke says

-”i practically live in a car.” you answer, “besides, as soon as i have this cast off i need to get back behind the wheel again.”

-Luke doesn’t say anything about it but of course as soon as he leaves your place he sends a group text to the others because part of him thought that would be the end of you racing

-i feel like Cal and Ash wouldn’t be surprised

-but now that it’s being talked about it’s kinda like ‘are we going to keep going even though its terrifying because next time the crash might not be so benign’ 

-its a tough decision because they all want to support you... but, they’re still having nightmares about watching your car flip, especially Luke

-they try to come up with safe things to do to make your heart get pumping with adrenaline

-we’re talking full on getting shopping carts and running around deserted parking lots with you in the shopping cart (yes. Amnesia style fam.)

-and it’s fun and you have a laugh, but it’s nothing like being in a car

-watching bad race-car movies together at your place

-can you imagine these boys watching “talladega nights”? it would be wild

-but they steer away from the drama race car movies like Rush because they do not want to see another car crash, even if it’s on tv, any time soon

-Cal comes over to your place one day to find you just sitting in the front seat of your car

-having a real heart to heart about how much you miss driving

-”what would you do if something happened on stage and the people around you didn’t want you to preform anymore.” “Y/N we’re not saying you should stop driving-” “but you’re thinking it.”

-boi can’t argue there

-Cal gets into the passenger seat and is just like “it was bad. when your car flipped. it looked really bad. we weren’t sure... we didn’t know if you would be okay. it’s just tough for us.”

-but Cal gets it.

-he’s the one that drives you to get your cast off the day it’s done

-when you come out of the doctors office he holds out his car keys and you you grin as you take them, pressing a kiss against his cheek before jumping into the drivers seat

-only going a little bit over the speed limit

-he notices and appreciates it

-Cal continues going to your races. Ashton too

-Luke and Michael are a bit more reserved about it, opting for just a ‘she finished the race’ text from one of the other guys at first

-but finally Michael comes

-and Luke is pacing at home, the race starting in an hour, and he gives in, coming to the track

-its tough for them to watch. but they want to be supportive. because at the end of the day, if anything bad does happen, at least they’ll be right there to pick up your broken pieces

[softforcal]

Calum Hood Masterlist

(BLURBS HERE!)

Oneshots

First tat : Tattooist!Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, soft, 1.5k

Reader gets her first tattoo from Tattooist Cal

Coverup : Soulmate!Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, soft, 3k

Cal doesn’t believe in his soulmate until he meets her

Oreo : Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, 1k

Reader finds out Cal likes eating more than just Oreos

Breathing : Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, soft, 500 words

Reader thinks Cal is hot when he smokes

Delicious : Demon!Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, soft, 15.5k

Demon Cal is appointed to take care of the reader

Noise : Neighbour!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, soft, slow burn, 13.7k

Annabelle’s new neighbour is a panty dropper and Annabelle has to hear it every night

Gang Au masterlist of oneshots 🍭

126.8k of all the guys finding love. ft Cashton

Floral : Tattooist!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, 13.3k

Calum takes on an adorable new apprentice who specializes in floral tattoos

Bro Code : Prince!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, 11k

Prince Calum toys with breaking the Bro Code all for his best friend’s little sister

Cromulent : Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, 18.5k

Calum is not a fan of PR relationships, or his new ‘girlfriend’

Opaque : Grung!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, 8k, Love Triangle

Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl

Drifting : Gang!Calum oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, 3.2k, pure smut

Gang Cal takes you for a ride on his Harley, fucks you on his car, then takes you drifting and fucks you again, you know, as one does. 

Fuck Your Ex : Coachella!Calum oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, 2.3k, smut

You’re a co headliner with 5sos at a festival and when you run into your ex, it spurs Calum to finally tell you how he feels

Band Baby : Dad!Cal  oneshot 🍭

13.7k, oc, smut

When Luke’s roommate gets out of an abusive relationship and is newly pregnant, all the guys, especially Calum are there for her and as Calum takes her to ultrasounds and hangs out with her and grabs 2am junk food cravings, he falls more and more in love with her. 

+ video on how i made the entire fic 🍭

Something Like Love : Ceo!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, 23.5k, some love triangle

Calum likes his new assistant more than he should, but there are... obstacles (slow burn)

Monte Carlo : Racecar Driver ! Cal oneshot🍭

OC, 14k, slow burn

They’d been going to the same bar for a while, too shy to talk to each other. Then they meet across the globe. He’s there for an F1 race and she’s there as an Instagram promoter. Angst and slow burn ensues. 

Familiar : Cal oneshot oneshot (P)🍭

Reader Insert, 3.6k, smut

It’s new, but when you know, you know. 

Contract : Dom!Cal oneshot (P) 🍭

Reader insert, 4.2k, smut

Dom!Cal sleeps with his new sub for the first time

Be Nice: Bodyguard!Cal oneshot (P) 🍭

Reader insert, 2.6k, smut

You see a hot bodyguard at an event and think might as well invite him over

PART 2

Unfinished Fics + planning hc

Elusive : Grunge!Cal (from the Opaque universe) (P) 🍭

2k fic + 1.7k hc style fic planning for unfinished sections

Grunge Cal falls in love with a popular DJ who is everything he hasn’t been looking for. 

HCs

Slytherin!Cal x Hufflepuff Reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Cal x Ravenclaw reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Cal x Gryffindor reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Cal x Slytherin reader HC (P) 🍫

Calum x opener!reader HC 🍫

Cal on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Being Cal’s celebrity crush HC 🍫

Roommate!AU Cal x Reader HC 🍫

Dating Tattooist!Cal HC 🍫

Tattooist!Cal x reader sex HC 🍫

Dad!Calum HC 🍫

Being Cal’s flatmate Moodboard/HC 🍫

Twin-Dad Calum HC (P) 🍫

Cal x interviewer!reader HC (P) 🍫

Cal x 5th 5sos member HC (P) 🍫

Smoking Buddy Cal HC (P) 🍫

Cal x rock/grunge singer HC (P) 🍫

Cake

Stay Still : Tattooist/Piercer!Cake 🍭

Reader Insert, 3k, pure smut

Reader just wants their tits pierced and runs into a hot tattooist and their fuck buddy

Opaque : Cake 🍭

OC, 8k, Love Triangle

Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl

Movie Snack : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 3.2k, poly

Luke gets bored during movies and Cal is over

Road Trip : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.5k, poly

A Road Trip with the boys leads to smutty Cake

Road Trip pt 2 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.3k, poly

The Road Trip continues

Poly Cake on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Poly Cake (Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Luke, Gryffindor Reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cake x reader, your first tattoo blurb 🍬

Poly Cake clubbing with reader blurb 🍬

Dirty talk with protective!Cake blurb 🍬

Putting on a show for Cake after their show blurb 🍬

Cashton

2 snakes and a badger : Cashton 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, 4k, poly

Slytherin!Cal and Hufflepuff!Ash have a thing for Slytherin reader

Nascar and Nuero : Cashton 🍭

Reader Insert, Smut, 3.5k, poly

Neuro!Cal has a thing for his patient, Nascar!Ash’s girlfriend

Both : Cashton 🍭

Hemmings!Reader, smut, soft, 11.2k, poly

Reader is Luke’s sister and Cashton like her too much

Luxury : Gang!Cashton 🍭

OC, smut, soft, 12.6k, poly

Bartender Puppy catches the eye of 2 gang members

Patience: Gang AU Bonus Chapter 🍭

OC, Smut, 5.3k

Cashtonxpuppy smut and girl friend bonding

A Whole Lot of Love : Dom!Cashton (patreon exclusive) 🍭

reader insert, 3k, smut, poly

reader is a brat at a party and Cashton is not pleased

Camping, cockwarming and Cashton (patreon exclusive)🍭

Reader insert, 3.2k, smut

Cockwarming while camping gets even more interesting when a game of truth or dare reveals you think Ashton is hot

Poly Cashton on tour with reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Slytherin Ash x Hufflepuff Cal x Slytherin reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Hufflepuff Ashton, Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cashton sugar daddies x reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton lazy day with reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Gryffindor Ash/reader x Hufflepuff Cal) HC 🍫

Breaking Dom!Cashton’s rules blurb 🍬

Ash walking in on you and Cal blurb 🍬

Slytherin!Cashton x gryf!reader vibrating panties blurb 🍬

Dom!Cashton punishment and panties blurb 🍬

Cashton compete for reader’s orgasms blurb 🍬

Cashton birthday spanks blurb 🍬

Sex with doctor!Cashton in an on call room blurb 🍬

Cashton treating you on mothers day (P)🍬

Malum

Poly Malum (Toys) HC 🍫

Poly Malum on tour with reader HC 🍫

Poly hogwarts Malum (slytherin cal/michael x hufflepuff reader) HC 🍫

unnamed : fashion designer!Malum x reader oneshot (P) 🍭

reader insert, 3.8k, smut

why not fuck two of the biggest fashion designers in the game

4/4

Feeling Down : 4/4 🍭

reader insert, 1.5k, soft/fluff, poly

Depressed/Sad!Reader is feeling down while they vacation in a winter wonderland lodge, 4/4 help her feel better

4/4 x reader + all poly here

Kink masterlist Here