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I know the Noodle Shop crew is of the opinion that Wukong throwing his ring off in a random direction and forgetting about it was a pretty bad hiding place, but... tbh... it really wasn't. Or rather, at the time period in which Wukong had hidden the ring, it wasn't. He'd picked a seemingly random, uninhabited patch of earth and thrown the ring as hard as he could into it (which, considering it's Sun Wukong, the famous monkey king known for his sheer, raw power capable of destroying mountains, isn't anything to sniff at) burying it potentially thousands of feet into a giant crater. He had no way of knowing settlers would eventually take up residency there or find it, much less be able to dig it up! Preminitions and seeing into the future was never a part of Wukong's skillset. And if he just forgot about it, then that's less of a chance for someone to use him to find it later. I stand by the fact that this was not a bad hiding place at all, considering the circumstances surrounding them at the time in an era in which was Sun Wukong in his prime, not just a wild monkey he started as or the broken down warrior hiding behind a lackadaisical attitude we know him as now.
I love this. He ain't dumb. Nezha's ring literally got found by Chang'e the second it landed on the Moon. And if not her, NASA a few centuries later. DBK's didn't get found simply because it was with him when him and Wukong had their fight, and it got buried with him.
Hilarious idea where Lantern City has a museum dedicated to their history as a mining community - including a view of the pit where they uncovered the coveted Ring of Light.
Wukong gets annoyed by the crew calling his choice of hiding spot "stupid" and drags them to the museum to show them how good it was.
Instead of being "just a hole in the ground" they see something like this protected by many guardrails.
A mine shaft requiring at least over 500 years of mining innovation to build, and dynamite to break open the hard granite.
Wukong smiles smugly as the gang realises how deep he tossed the ring into the earth all those centuries ago. He buys some fake Rings of Light from the gift shop on his way out.
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Now I have to block you because people on the right celebrate ignorance and Mooch of blue states. Them gunz ain't gonna feed your family......
I have posed this question a few times and never get a response
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Here is why I am a liberal...
Why are you a Republican?
The 40-hour work week, and thus, weekends!
Overtime pay and minimum wage.
Paid Vacations.
Women’s Voting Rights
The Civil Rights Act of 1964
The right of people of all colors to use schools and facilities.
Public schools.
Public libraries
Public transportation
Public universities
Public broadcasting
Public police and fire departments
Worker’s rights
Labor safety and fairness laws
*Nixon gave us the EPA
Child-labor laws.
The right to unionize
Health care benefits
National Parks, Monuments, and Forests, “America’s Best Idea”
Interstate Highway System (Eisenhower (R) and Al Gore Sr. (D)
Safe food and drugs (via the FDA)
Social Security
NASA
The Moon Landing and other space exploration
Satellites
The Office of Congressional Ethics.
The Internet
National Weather Service
Product Labeling/Truth in Advertising Laws
Rural Electrification/Tennessee Valley Authority
Bank Deposit Insurance
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
Consumer Product Safety Commission
Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
Rights of the disabled (via Americans With Disabilities Act)
Family and Medical Leave Act
Clean air and water (Clean Air Act, Clean Water Act, the Environmental Protection Agency).
Civilian Conservation Corps
Panama Canal
Hoover Dam
The Federal Reserve
Medicare/Medicaid
The United States Military
The FBI
The CIA
Peace between Israel and Egypt
Peace between Israel and Jordan
Veterans Medical Care
Federal Housing Administration
Extending Voting Rights to 18 year olds
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of Religion/Separation of Church and State
Right to Due Process
Freedom of The Press
Right to Organize and Protest
Pell Grants and other financial aid to students
Federal Aviation Administration/Airline safety regulations
The end of slavery in the USA (The Emancipation Proclamation, The 13th Amendment)
Unemployment benefits
Smithsonian Institute
Americorps
Mandatory Food Labeling
Peace Corps
United Nations
World Health Organization
The Lincoln Tunnel
Sulfur emissions cap and trade to eliminate acid rain
Earned Income Tax Credit
The banning of lead in consumer products
National Institute of Health
Garbage pickup/clean streets
Banning of CFCs.
LGBT rights
Expanded voting access via polling places
Erie Canal
Bailout — and thus continued existence — of the American Auto Industry
Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
Established the basis for Universal Human Rights by writing the Declaration of Independence
Miranda Rights
Banning of torture
The right to a proper defense in court
An independent judiciary
The right to vote
Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act
Fair, open, and honest elections
The founding of The United States of America
The defeat of the Nazis and victory in World War II
Paramedics
Woman’s Right to Choose
The Civil Rights Movement
National Science Foundation
Vehicle Safety Standards
NATO
The income tax and power to tax in general, which have been used to pay for much of this list.
911 Emergency system
Tsunami, hurricane, tornado, and earthquake warning systems
The Freedom of Information Act
Water Treatment Centers and sewage systems
The Meat Inspection Act
The Pure Food And Drug Act
The Bretton Woods system
International Monetary Fund
SEC, which regulates Wall Street (weaked by conservatives)
National Endowment for the Arts
Campaign finance laws (weaked by conservatives)
Federal Crop Insurance
United States Housing Authority
School Lunch Act
Mental Retardation Facilities and Community Mental Health Centers Construction Act
Vaccination Assistance Act
The creation of counterinsurgency forces such as the Navy Seals and Green Berets.
Voting Rights Act, which ended poll taxes, literacy tests, and other voter qualification tests (weaked by conservatives)
The Brady Bill (5-day wait on handgun purchases for background checks)
Lobbying Disclosure Act
"Motor-Voter" Act
Civil Rights Act of 1968
Job Corps
Elementary and Secondary Education Act of 1965
Teacher Corps
Endangered Species Preservation Act of 1966
National Trails System Act of 1968
U.S. Postal Service
Modern Civilization
BIDEN WINS:
• Inflation Reduction Act
• CHIPS & Science Act
• PACT Act for veterans
• First major gun safety legislation in decades
• Took out the leader of al Qaeda
• Historic job growth (+12.8 million)
• Historically low unemployment
• Expanded the NATO alliance
• American Rescue Plan led to fastest jobs recovery in history
• Confirmation of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
• Rallied our allies in support of Ukraine
•Once-in-a-generation infrastructure investments
• Student loan forgiveness
• Rural broadband investment
In not a republican. I lean right on one issue. The second amendment. Why's that hard for leftists to comprehend
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