#naruto is basically kid!obito on crack but simultaneously weaker bc there's not currently a war and denser bc he's naruto
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...that has the potential to be hilariously funny actually
What if, Madara raised Naruto from the shadows?
#naruto#naruto shippuden#uzumaki naruto#uchiha madara#no but listen. listen#naruto is basically kid!obito on crack but simultaneously weaker bc there's not currently a war and denser bc he's naruto#kurama is stuck inside naruto and hates it and him and his parents and this shitty fucking village but not nearly as much as he hates madar#who knows this. and does not give a rat's ass#naruto habitually calls so many people old man or gramps that he could probably mention madara in public and no one would notice#naruto is constantly complaining about sasuke. madara spends a year going ''yes yes the uchiha suck now i'm well aware''#until naruto gets like a class photo or something and madara realizes this kid is izuna's freaking clone or something#he gets nostalgic and starts telling naruto stories which culminates in naruto associating sasuke with the word brother#but since it's japanese it's the word for little brother even tho sasuke is four months older than him#zetsu somehow comes to the conclusion that naruto knows about asura and indora but for some reason thinks he's indora instead of asura#obito whirligigs in every now and then to make sure madara is being a better surprise adopter to this one than to him#and naruto being naruto calls him nii-chan#until obito annoys madara too much and madara tells him obito killed his parents#obito takes offense to this and argues that TECHNICALLY he only killed naruto's mom and minato-sensei killed his damn self#this results in obito traumadumping all his beef with minato on naruto who is like. idk seven or something#so now naruto thinks the fourth hokage might've kinda sucked a bit. but he'll do better once he's hokage y'know!#(madara has not been able to make him realize why that's not a good dream. this is entirely due to madara's poor communication)#the uchiha massacre still happens but obito just. does not mention that he had a role in that#madara figures it out but. well. they'll be fine once the eye of the moon gets going so it doesn't really matter#he still yells at obito about it tho#every time sasuke talks about wanting to murder his older brother naruto assumes he means him. sasuke thinks he's insane#naruto tries to introduce his teammates to ''gramps'' (against madara's express orders to not do that) but madara hides when they show up#this leads to sakura and naruto coming to the conclusion that naruto has been raised by a very grumpy ghost. sasuke thinks they're insane#as soon as obito learns who naruto's sensei is he starts giving him tips on how to drive kakashi up the wall. they're. a bit dated#and a lot mean#and if you're wondering if naruto thinks to tell anyone that the man who sicced the kyuubi on konoha routinely visits him: no. no he doesn'
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