#narrator voice

[helloimawitchwannaseemycauldron]

[loonarmuunar]

Figured out more stuff for the sister Sara au!!

Sou is still suspicious of Sara and Joe, but focuses more of his negative attention on Joe than Sara. This is mostly because of his lack of a statistic, and bc of the emails Sou read.

He also knows if Sara is killed, or starts to distrust him, he’s dead. He sees the way people trust Sara, how she protects those who trust her, and knows he’d rather be with her than against her. He doesn’t REALLY trust her obviously, but he’s on her side.

Sou reasons Joe is more of an immediate threat to him than Sara. Sara wholeheartedly trusts Joe’s judgment and reasoning, she likes to consider his opinion on things, and Joe was much more openly distrusting (and slightly aggressive) towards the other participants than Sara. He thinks Sara is a mastermind, but he can pretend he’s still naive to that. She seems to believe his front, and that’s good enough.

But Joe? If Joe gets mouthy, says things about him to Sara? That could mean his death. Sou tries to keep Sara away from Joe as much as possible, constantly guiding her away from the places he usually is. But Sara keeps trying to get to Joe. It’s not enough.

But if Joe was taken out of the picture?

Sou doesn’t trust him anyways. He could be with the kidnappers.

He can’t feel bad about it, not when it means his survival.

[flashsketch1703]

This f**ker has my soul 😂😂😂✨narrator✨ #stanleyparable

[veopeia]

I realize that im not super familiar with the stanley parable fandom so im introducing myself with my silly version of the narrator.

His vest and pants are a one piece.

GAY 🫵

[azmaarts]

*Resurrects from dead*

*Posts this*

*Proceeds to dwell back in hell.*

[quietbatperson]

[ttlans]

Uhhhh... Is that just me or is it hot in here???

[borscht-and-beets]

your name is OSHERS EFIMOV

you enjoy the outdoors and happen to have a great interest in EXPLORING ABANDONED SPACES, you also happen to enjoy physical activities such as FIGHTING and HUNTING, you tend to spend a lot of time in YOUR ROOM and as such it has developed into a place of comfort

you tend to be interested in fauna of the ANTHROPOMORPHIC VARIETY, you have a passion for OBSCURE INDIE GAMES, as well as awful music taste of the MIDWEST EMO VARIETY, you happen to be a consumer of CAFFEINE PRODUCTS to the point where outsiders will say that you have AN ADDICTION, you happen to enjoy TABLETOP GAMES and have various collections of things such as DICE and BONES, you like listening to OBSCURE AUDIODRAMAS and often proclaim yourself as the CEO OF CRINGE CULTURE, you tend to interact with others in a matter that is AFFECTIONATELY MEAN and your personality is that of A WET RAG

your trolltag is theroidTheomachy and you tend to speak in a manner that "vastly fluctuates in VOLUME woof."

what will you do?

[hestiviea]

do you guys think that mad Mikkelsen would be a perfect narrator fan cast, cause i do

[endlessnightarts]

the feminine urge to keep restarting my fort every few hours

[callmebliss]

Not panicking. NOT panicking. Not PANICKING.

I am not panicking THIS IS ME NOT PANICKING CAN’T YOU TELL OF COURSE YOU CAN I AM SO CALM AND CHILL I’LL BE LOUDER ABOUT IT JUST TO MAKE SURE IT IS VERY CLEAR AND YOU KNOW THAT I’M NO—

[hasbrotoys]

me my entire young life: I have daddy issues

me my adult life: I've moved on. I have mommy issues now.

[sanjidysphoria]

me: nah im not gonna use ibispaint it's not like i wanna colour this panel

also me:

[cocacoffee]

I fell asleep to this. Don't. Ask

honk shoo mimimimi

[cloudynoxx]

research proposals????

writing research paper proposals feels like narrating the end of an episode, asking almost bland questions to be answered in the next installment. “WILL JOHN BROWN’S FINAL WORDS PROVE TO BE PROPHETIC? WAS HE JUST A MELODRAMATIC MATYR WITH A STANDARD SENSE OF FORESIGHT?? DOES HE GET THE GIRL?????” 

(he doesn’t he gets executed)

[gemini-twinz]

Hey all tonight I will be starting The Stanley Parable live on my twitch channel! Come on over at 7PM PST if you wanna see me simp for Narrator and be the biggest brat in existence lmao

Will be streaming HERE