#narlog

[silverbaxart]

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[givemefreeshit]

❗ What's the craziest shit you don't regret but totally should

the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

ohhh my god, okay, so. diane, birdperson, squanchy, and i all used to be in the flesh curtains, right? and i mean, i’m not going to say we were GREAT, we were still all basically kids at this point, but i like to think we were decent! the stuff i wrote probably wasn’t fantastic because i think when it comes to writing i’m better at like, prose and shit than poems because i just don’t Function that way.

well, that’s not super important. but i mean, we WERE good enough to open for this guy’s that, to me, was kind of the epitome of glam rock. uh, his name was glom farx? he kinda looked like an angel. that’s not me being gay as fuck, he straightup had two pairs of wings and shit. his stuff’s pretty good! not really up there on my favorites, but i respect him, he’s cool!

i. may. have been an idiot. and made a deal with some space bug mafia guy, narlog. because we couldn’t quite afford ACTUALLY opening for glom farx, but like, it would’ve been really fucking cool to, right? and i had this invention that generated songs that are geared towards being what someone really wants to hear based on their brainwaves and shit. i used that on him to get the loan, and we were like, fuck yeah, let’s go open for glom farx!

well. i should’ve just fucking used the invention on the whole crowd, because APPARENTLY no one can appreciate a genuine and good fucking song when they hear it, and a fuckton of people left and apparently asked for refunds. which totally sucked. and kinda made me change my view on the guy we were opening for because clearly his audience can’t appreciate music from the heart.

aaaaaand narlog was pissed that we couldn’t pay him back. we panicked and fled, he was hot on our tail, and finally i’m like. fuck it! i know i shouldn’t put this invention up to the highest setting on generating songs MADE for people because i had a few little, uh, accidents getting it up a bit too high, so i was... pretty sure it was going to kill him. i wasn’t 100% sure, but i figured it was worth a shot.

and it did! the asshole was so just, “THIS IS MY SONG! THIS SONG WAS MADE FOR ME!” that he fucking exploded.

i should totally be like, huh! maybe i shouldn’t have come to that guy for a loan!

but i mean. imagine if i hadn’t. BOOOORIIIIING.